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Patrick, Please delete thread out of respect.
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2016 Jun 6, 12:13am 64,645 views 320 comments
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turtledove
2016 Jul 19, 9:35pm
Okay, bitches... I never want to hear that TD isn't a woman of her word. Happy viewing! You have 48 hours, starting now.
marcus
2016 Jul 19, 9:46pm
Bravo. I've been ignoring this thread, but I guess I checked it out at the right time.
What is that around your neck ? And what is the white thing ?
turtledove
2016 Jul 19, 9:51pm
What is that around your neck ? And what is the white thing ?
The thing around my neck is a "Make America Great Again" ornament... I put a dark blue ribbon through it and turned it into a choker... the white thing is a turtledove ornament that I just loosely hung off my finger. The toughest part was incorporating the patnet stuff while keeping it remotely readable -- given the limitations of the avatar.
marcus
2016 Jul 19, 9:59pm
Very nice. Could you send me a higher resolution version ? I just want to verify that the turtledove wasn't photoshopped on to it.
SoTex
2016 Jul 19, 10:02pm
Don't do it Errc! I don't want to see it! 99.9% of the world doesn't want to either; even the women.
Nice lil postage stamp you put up there turts. You're obviously a 1%er in the genetics game. Due to it's size though I do dread someone along the lines of Errc replying in kind.
I'd have to look at a large number of much larger pics of women like you to wash my eyes and psyche out.
That said, you've got bigger balls than many a man. Metaphorically speaking.
Again, for the moronic: Guys have to do something *different* than what turtledove did to suggest big balls.
Not calling you a moron Errc, perhaps your comments were in jest.
turtledove
2016 Jul 19, 10:12pm
I just noticed that in the larger version you can see the bra strap impression. See, this is what happens when you rush me. Well, at least you know that I didn't airbrush anything.
marcus
2016 Jul 19, 10:14pm
Okay, the ornament seems to check out. Thanks. Artistic indeed.
You realize I'm never going to be mean to you again on this forum, right ? Even if you say some really silly things about your politics. I'll just remember about you sharing this photo today.
Damn, could they be right about republican women ?
turtledove
2016 Jul 19, 10:23pm
Okay, the ornament seems to check out. Thanks. Artistic indeed.
You realize I'm never going to be mean to you again on this forum, right ?
You were never mean. In fact... when we were talking about going up to SF for the meet up, I was thinking about asking if you wanted to caravan up there with us since we're in the same neck of the woods. But you said you had a conflict, so that was the end of that thought.
FNWGMOBDVZXDNW
2016 Jul 19, 10:23pm
You realize I'm never going to be mean to you again on this forum, right ?
Oh Jesus. Take the kid gloves off already. They're just tits. Very nice tits, btw, td. Congrats on that.
FuckTheMainstreamMedia
2016 Jul 19, 10:24pm
You just killed millions...perhaps trillions of babies...loads of baby batter lost to the keyboard.....
marcus
2016 Jul 19, 10:27pm
Oh Jesus
Just a joke about how easy we men are to manipulate. You know sort of like in that Bill WIthers song.
yeeeeeoooowwwwwwww!
this is the kind of fun and games that only TRUMP brings out. make america's MILF's great again.
Your husband is a lucky man - we can only look and appreciate, he gets to participate. And now I'm glad Trump got nominated.
turtledove
2016 Jul 20, 6:19am
You decided to go without the Trump pasties?
With the smaller sized picture, you couldn't tell they were pasties. They made me look like I had some kind of weird nipple deformity. At least nipples are what they are....
You have 48 hours, starting now.
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Thank Yeezus that Jamaica has first world Internet. Yea mon, respect
Dan8267
2016 Jul 20, 8:05am
Okay, bitches... I never want to hear that TD isn't a woman of her word. Happy viewing! You have 48 hours, starting now.
Call It Crazy was generous enough to reciprocate your gesture by posting this picture of his breasts.
Dan8267
2016 Jul 20, 8:07am
Okay, bitches... I never want to hear that TD isn't a woman of her word. Happy viewing! You have 48 hours, starting now.
I just had a great idea. Now that you've posted your breasts, you should challenge two women to post their breasts on PatNet. Each woman who does this then challenges two other women to post their breasts. Like the ice bucket challenge, this grows exponentially until all breasts are on PatNet. Step three, Patrick finally makes money off this site.
Ceffer
2016 Jul 20, 10:29am
I didn't think Turtledove had the nards to actually do it. She's scarier than ever.
Heraclitusstudent
2016 Jul 20, 11:05am
Other women on patnet (YesYNot?, HydroCabron?) need to sharpen their editorial content in favor of Clinton.
Ceffer
2016 Jul 20, 11:06am
She has set a high bar now with the nomination, what is she going to do to top this if he wins in November?
Another fiber optic shot of her ovaries?
turtledove
2016 Jul 20, 2:36pm
I didn't think Turtledove had the nards to actually do it.
Was this based on something in particular?
Interestingly, the person who started this thread has been conspicuously silent. I think this is the only thread he's ever started as @freespeechforever which would seem to suggest he had, at least, a passing interest. Anyway... He didn't seem to think I had the "nards" either.
turtledove
2016 Jul 20, 2:46pm
She has set a high bar now with the nomination, what is she going to do to top this if he wins in November?
Another fiber optic shot of her ovaries?
Unfortunately, I already let that super cool cat out of the bag...
marcus
2016 Jul 20, 2:49pm
Maybe part of the reason she had the "nards" is that she knows they're awesome. But I still agree, that even if she's maybe getting a little in touch with an inner exhibitionist, it still takes balls. I'm surprised on the one hand that her husband would be okay with it. On the other hand, maybe being married makes it a little safer or less risky doing it.
What if freespeechforever is her husband ? You know some of those republican men have some very unusual kink going on.
CL
2016 Jul 20, 3:37pm
you can see the bra strap impression.
They don't look like they need any additional support.
It also means that you can tell the headless woman in both pics is the same woman in the bikini photo. (Same armpits too, if you're into that :) ).
Nice work TD. Compliments to your creator as well.
*golf clap*
Nicely, tastefully done, td.
"We all have nipples, people.
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In light of the recent passing of TD, and out of respect for her friends and family, whereby TD could not have desired her real name be associated with her not-in-real-life comments and postings, please remote this thread.
Thank you.