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I just noticed that in the larger version you can see the bra strap impression. See, this is what happens when you rush me. Well, at least you know that I didn't airbrush anything.

Okay, the ornament seems to check out. Thanks. Artistic indeed.

You realize I'm never going to be mean to you again on this forum, right ? Even if you say some really silly things about your politics. I'll just remember about you sharing this photo today.

Damn, could they be right about republican women ?

marcus says

Okay, the ornament seems to check out. Thanks. Artistic indeed.

You realize I'm never going to be mean to you again on this forum, right ?

You were never mean. In fact... when we were talking about going up to SF for the meet up, I was thinking about asking if you wanted to caravan up there with us since we're in the same neck of the woods. But you said you had a conflict, so that was the end of that thought.

marcus says

You realize I'm never going to be mean to you again on this forum, right ?

Oh Jesus. Take the kid gloves off already. They're just tits. Very nice tits, btw, td. Congrats on that.

You just killed millions...perhaps trillions of babies...loads of baby batter lost to the keyboard.....

YesYNot says

Oh Jesus

Just a joke about how easy we men are to manipulate. You know sort of like in that Bill WIthers song.

turtledove says

yeeeeeoooowwwwwwww!

this is the kind of fun and games that only TRUMP brings out. make america's MILF's great again.

Thanks TD, nice rack.

Impressive TD. You don't need Trump to make those great!

Nice!

Your husband is a lucky man - we can only look and appreciate, he gets to participate. And now I'm glad Trump got nominated.

turtledove says

What a beauty.
Hey Turtledove, will you marry me?

Ironman says

You decided to go without the Trump pasties?

With the smaller sized picture, you couldn't tell they were pasties. They made me look like I had some kind of weird nipple deformity. At least nipples are what they are....

Nice tits!

Patrick should put that on the homepage.

I'm inspired and titilated this morning: Thanks TD!

You have 48 hours, starting now.

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Thank Yeezus that Jamaica has first world Internet. Yea mon, respect

I beielve that is Ken Nordine doing voice over.

www.youtube.com/embed/YFAUONqlPXQ

The necklace was a nice touch :)

Quigley says

The necklace was a nice touch :)

What does it say?

turtledove says

Okay, bitches... I never want to hear that TD isn't a woman of her word. Happy viewing! You have 48 hours, starting now.

Call It Crazy was generous enough to reciprocate your gesture by posting this picture of his breasts.

turtledove says

Okay, bitches... I never want to hear that TD isn't a woman of her word. Happy viewing! You have 48 hours, starting now.

I just had a great idea. Now that you've posted your breasts, you should challenge two women to post their breasts on PatNet. Each woman who does this then challenges two other women to post their breasts. Like the ice bucket challenge, this grows exponentially until all breasts are on PatNet. Step three, Patrick finally makes money off this site.

zzyzzx says

What does it say?

Is that better?

zzyzzx says

What does it say?

That reminds me of this:

I didn't think Turtledove had the nards to actually do it. She's scarier than ever.

Thanks God we don't live under a theocracy!

Other women on patnet (YesYNot?, HydroCabron?) need to sharpen their editorial content in favor of Clinton.

Ironman says

She has set a high bar now with the nomination, what is she going to do to top this if he wins in November?

Another fiber optic shot of her ovaries?

Ceffer says

I didn't think Turtledove had the nards to actually do it.

Was this based on something in particular?

Interestingly, the person who started this thread has been conspicuously silent. I think this is the only thread he's ever started as @freespeechforever which would seem to suggest he had, at least, a passing interest. Anyway... He didn't seem to think I had the "nards" either.

Ceffer says

Ironman says

She has set a high bar now with the nomination, what is she going to do to top this if he wins in November?

Another fiber optic shot of her ovaries?

Unfortunately, I already let that super cool cat out of the bag...

Maybe part of the reason she had the "nards" is that she knows they're awesome. But I still agree, that even if she's maybe getting a little in touch with an inner exhibitionist, it still takes balls. I'm surprised on the one hand that her husband would be okay with it. On the other hand, maybe being married makes it a little safer or less risky doing it.

What if freespeechforever is her husband ? You know some of those republican men have some very unusual kink going on.

Ironman says

you can see the bra strap impression.

They don't look like they need any additional support.

It also means that you can tell the headless woman in both pics is the same woman in the bikini photo. (Same armpits too, if you're into that :) ).

Nice work TD. Compliments to your creator as well.

*golf clap*

Nicely, tastefully done, td.

"We all have nipples, people.

p.s. - The "Debt Is Slavery" tagline under your user name is pretty awesome, too.

Heraclitusstudent says

Thanks God we don't live under a theocracy!

deliberate irony or no?

Heraclitusstudent says

Other women on patnet (YesYNot?, HydroCabron?) need to sharpen their editorial content in favor of Clinton.

Do you really think they are women? Why would they pretend to be men? It would kind of suggest that they don't think much of their kind if they feel they have to pretend to be something they aren't. How is that in their interest? To what end? Perhaps they are just very well mannered men? Perhaps they grew up in all female households... so they tend to rely upon more female type communications styles, as that's what they grew up with?

I don't know whether YesYNot has said his gender, and I don't know. Same is true for Heraclitusstudent for that matter.

As for HydroCabron, he's the funniest guy on here lately, and doesn't sound female to me at all. And he has referred to himself as a man. SO I don't know what hs is talking about.

HydroCabron is kind of bitchy at times. Turtledove isn't particularly bitchy, and could pass for a man, except for the routine self revelation about being a female..

YesYNot I thought confessed to being a girl. PussyYesYNot is either a wounded chauvinist, or in some threads, MAYBE also a female? Perhaps PussyYesYNot is a YesYNot false flag heckler, who is actually YesYNot herself?

If PussyYesYNot and YesYNot are BOTH girls, that would have the makings of an excellent bitch fight. Hair pulling, eye scratching, and bra ripping, bring it ON!

However, PussyYesYNot could be one of those weird shapeshifting trolls, changing names and identities but posting from the same IP. That would usually be a male.

I am definitely pleased, however, I want MOAR eye candy! What MOAR can we get if he wins the first debate?

-Respectfully appreciating your assets!

The answer is transparently clear. We need an animated jiggling motion gif of Turtledove's assets if Trump becomes President. Bounce on, Turtledove!