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I'm inspired and titilated this morning: Thanks TD!

You have 48 hours, starting now.

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Thank Yeezus that Jamaica has first world Internet. Yea mon, respect

I beielve that is Ken Nordine doing voice over.

www.youtube.com/embed/YFAUONqlPXQ

The necklace was a nice touch :)

Quigley says

The necklace was a nice touch :)

What does it say?

turtledove says

Okay, bitches... I never want to hear that TD isn't a woman of her word. Happy viewing! You have 48 hours, starting now.

Call It Crazy was generous enough to reciprocate your gesture by posting this picture of his breasts.

turtledove says

Okay, bitches... I never want to hear that TD isn't a woman of her word. Happy viewing! You have 48 hours, starting now.

I just had a great idea. Now that you've posted your breasts, you should challenge two women to post their breasts on PatNet. Each woman who does this then challenges two other women to post their breasts. Like the ice bucket challenge, this grows exponentially until all breasts are on PatNet. Step three, Patrick finally makes money off this site.

zzyzzx says

What does it say?

Is that better?

zzyzzx says

What does it say?

That reminds me of this:

I didn't think Turtledove had the nards to actually do it. She's scarier than ever.

Thanks God we don't live under a theocracy!

Other women on patnet (YesYNot?, HydroCabron?) need to sharpen their editorial content in favor of Clinton.

Ironman says

She has set a high bar now with the nomination, what is she going to do to top this if he wins in November?

Another fiber optic shot of her ovaries?

Ceffer says

I didn't think Turtledove had the nards to actually do it.

Was this based on something in particular?

Interestingly, the person who started this thread has been conspicuously silent. I think this is the only thread he's ever started as @freespeechforever which would seem to suggest he had, at least, a passing interest. Anyway... He didn't seem to think I had the "nards" either.

Ceffer says

Ironman says

She has set a high bar now with the nomination, what is she going to do to top this if he wins in November?

Another fiber optic shot of her ovaries?

Unfortunately, I already let that super cool cat out of the bag...

Maybe part of the reason she had the "nards" is that she knows they're awesome. But I still agree, that even if she's maybe getting a little in touch with an inner exhibitionist, it still takes balls. I'm surprised on the one hand that her husband would be okay with it. On the other hand, maybe being married makes it a little safer or less risky doing it.

What if freespeechforever is her husband ? You know some of those republican men have some very unusual kink going on.

Ironman says

you can see the bra strap impression.

They don't look like they need any additional support.

It also means that you can tell the headless woman in both pics is the same woman in the bikini photo. (Same armpits too, if you're into that :) ).

Nice work TD. Compliments to your creator as well.

*golf clap*

Nicely, tastefully done, td.

"We all have nipples, people.

p.s. - The "Debt Is Slavery" tagline under your user name is pretty awesome, too.

Heraclitusstudent says

Thanks God we don't live under a theocracy!

deliberate irony or no?

Heraclitusstudent says

Other women on patnet (YesYNot?, HydroCabron?) need to sharpen their editorial content in favor of Clinton.

Do you really think they are women? Why would they pretend to be men? It would kind of suggest that they don't think much of their kind if they feel they have to pretend to be something they aren't. How is that in their interest? To what end? Perhaps they are just very well mannered men? Perhaps they grew up in all female households... so they tend to rely upon more female type communications styles, as that's what they grew up with?

I don't know whether YesYNot has said his gender, and I don't know. Same is true for Heraclitusstudent for that matter.

As for HydroCabron, he's the funniest guy on here lately, and doesn't sound female to me at all. And he has referred to himself as a man. SO I don't know what hs is talking about.

HydroCabron is kind of bitchy at times. Turtledove isn't particularly bitchy, and could pass for a man, except for the routine self revelation about being a female..

YesYNot I thought confessed to being a girl. PussyYesYNot is either a wounded chauvinist, or in some threads, MAYBE also a female? Perhaps PussyYesYNot is a YesYNot false flag heckler, who is actually YesYNot herself?

If PussyYesYNot and YesYNot are BOTH girls, that would have the makings of an excellent bitch fight. Hair pulling, eye scratching, and bra ripping, bring it ON!

However, PussyYesYNot could be one of those weird shapeshifting trolls, changing names and identities but posting from the same IP. That would usually be a male.

I am definitely pleased, however, I want MOAR eye candy! What MOAR can we get if he wins the first debate?

-Respectfully appreciating your assets!

The answer is transparently clear. We need an animated jiggling motion gif of Turtledove's assets if Trump becomes President. Bounce on, Turtledove!

turtledove says

Here's a slightly larger resolution

What's crazy is that I'd never get myself off over just a pair of tits, but because their yours and there has been all this built-up anticipation, I instantly found blood feverishly rushing to the mid-section of my body.

just any guy says

turtledove says

Here's a slightly larger resolution

What's crazy is that I'd never get myself off over a pair of tits, but because their yours and there has been all this built-up anticipation, I instantly found blood feverishly rushing to the mid-section of my body.

Just say it....You got an erection.

Strategist says

Just say it....You got an erection.

You too? You got a boner too? Blue steel...can't couldn't scratch it.

turtledove says

you really think they are women? Why would they pretend to be men?

Just my impression. What YesYNot wrote seems to often be from the perspective of a woman, even if he/she claimed to be a man.
I guess they are afraid to be trolled, in a forum where some people are very critical of women if not plain misogynistic.
But I think the level of incivility toward women is not worse than toward men.

Dan's selfie pic made me lose my wood.

@thunderlips11

You had said several months ago that you had an amazing avatar that you were saving for when Trump got the nomination.... You never posted it. I have no doubt she is better than my makeshift avatar, since no one I would have trusted to take the photo has any real photography experience.

Anyway.... Please don't feel that you would be stealing anything from my kind of brave attempt to show that a woman can be sexy and smart (most of the time) and also be a Trump supporter. I have no doubt that your new avatar celebrating Trump's nomination will blow away any effort I made. So, go ahead.... Many are waiting...

lol...my whole reason for being here...

YesYNot says

I shared personal details about myself and wife on this board prior to it turning into a political shit-fest.

Internet emotions meltdowns are lulz.

Remove that bra & all one will have is a lot of padding.

Turtledove's perky breasts united us all, briefly, despite whatever differences or disparate views we may hold or express (in a free speech forum that is righteously, justifiably and pleasantly raucous from time to time).

Symmetrical, perky, bodacious racks unite people and help to keep America Great!

Hey Turtle, I miss your pretty breasts.

THa'ts the voice of Leslie Nielson. But props for knowing who Ken Nordine is, and yeah, he does sound a little like him.

Strategist says

Hey Turtle, I miss your pretty breasts.

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