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2018 Dec 29, 11:01am   8,076 views  52 comments

by CBOEtrader   ➕follow (4)   💰tip   ignore  

I currently live next to a 360 acre park, which apparently houses many drugged out types. Twice in the last 2 months had one of these encroach a bit too far into my property.

Also, there has been a rash of coyote attacks on dogs, and i go trail running daily w my 40 pound dog.

So, the obvious solution for both is to adopt a new BADDASS DOG into the family. I am leaning towards rescuing a Belgian Malinois. I feel like 90 pound belgian could eat the intruder, and 2 coyotes for desert.

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27   Ceffer   2018 Dec 30, 12:22pm  

Big selling point for women's concealed carry: "Welcome to my l'il friend, the NutBlaster!"
28   CBOEtrader   2018 Dec 30, 12:25pm  

Ceffer says
Big selling point for women's concealed carry: "Welcome to my l'il friend, the NutBlaster!"


NutBlaster, A new brand of intersectional firearms? It's just crazy enough to work.
29   MrMagic   2018 Dec 30, 2:27pm  

CBOEtrader says
Dammit. I know this is logical but fuck I dont really want to carry a gun while I play w my dog.


There are a lot of different ways to CCW while being active. If you're truly serious about it, I can share some of them.

So, what dog are you going to get?
30   CBOEtrader   2018 Dec 31, 7:22pm  

https://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/12/us/12dogs.html

LOL, check out this story where a rich capitalist in Minnesota has a 30k sqft house and protects it with 6 dogs, some of which cost upwards of $230k. Apparently this guy takes 2 dogs w him, and leaves 4 at home to guard his family.

Must be awesome to be that rich.
31   CBOEtrader   2018 Dec 31, 7:24pm  

MrMagic says
So, what dog are you going to get?


I dunno. I may just do the gun thing and not get another dog. The last thing i want is to take responsibility for a large dog which I dont live up to in the right way. If these dogs arent exercised and trained to perfection theres so much room for disaster. I am still looking at large cross breeds, but your collective comments have helps steer me away from a Mal.
32   Strategist   2018 Dec 31, 7:39pm  

CBOEtrader says
I read everything I could about coyote attacks last few weeks.


Your real threats are Criminals, not Coyotes. Coyotes just want food, but some criminals will shoot you for fun.
33   CBOEtrader   2018 Dec 31, 7:51pm  

Strategist says
CBOEtrader says
I read everything I could about coyote attacks last few weeks.


Your real threats are Criminals, not Coyotes. Coyotes just want food, but some criminals will shoot you for fun.


I saw a video wherein a farmer calculated it was cheaper to feed the coyotes than to try to kill them. He bought cheap beef parts daily and left them out for the coyotes to eat. Apparently he hasnt lost any livestock since and he reported the cost of meat being cheaper than killing coyotes and/or lost calves.

My problems w a gun vs a dog is that a dog would 1)be far more efficient in stopping a possible coyote attack 2) a dog will he home to chase off thieves when I'm not and 3) jogging w a gun sounds terrible.
34   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2018 Dec 31, 8:15pm  

CBOEtrader says
Strategist says
CBOEtrader says
I read everything I could about coyote attacks last few weeks.


Your real threats are Criminals, not Coyotes. Coyotes just want food, but some criminals will shoot you for fun.


I saw a video wherein a farmer calculated it was cheaper to feed the coyotes than to try to kill them. He bought cheap beef parts daily and left them out for the coyotes to eat. Apparently he hasnt lost any livestock since and he reported the cost of meat being cheaper than killing coyotes and/or lost calves.

My problems w a gun vs a dog is that a dog would 1)be far more efficient in stopping a possible coyote attack 2) a dog will he home to chase off thieves when I'm not and 3) jogging w a gun sounds terrible.


Honestly, if it's dangerous where you are going, I wouldn't jog there simply. Large packs of coyotes can and will attack, especially if they are the bigger kind, but I don't know where you are going, if that sort of thing happens there. We have coyotes near Los Angeles, but those only seem to eat dogs, and occasionally make attempts at children, not adults though. Just don't end up like a GrizzlyMan (there was a movie about him), he liked walking where bears were, and eventually luck wasn't on his side.
35   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2018 Dec 31, 8:30pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Imagine the cardiovascular benefits of jogging with M134!


Where can I get a doctor prescription for this? I want it!

Who the fuck is the state to argue with my doctor!
36   MrMagic   2018 Dec 31, 9:42pm  

CBOEtrader says
The last thing i want is to take responsibility for a large dog which I dont live up to in the right way. If these dogs arent exercised and trained to perfection theres so much room for disaster.


Oh, come on... everyone wants a Fur Missile!

37   BayArea   2019 Jan 1, 6:47am  

In the Bay Area I jog with pepper spray as I do most of my runs at night because that’s the only time that my schedule will permit.

I have it primarily for humans but have had some altercations of the years with large stray dogs too.

For coyotes and mountain lions, pepper spray that shoots 5-6ft against an animal that fast probably wouldn’t be very effective.
38   CBOEtrader   2019 Jan 1, 8:09am  

BayArea says
For coyotes and mountain lions, pepper spray that shoots 5-6ft against an animal that fast probably wouldn’t be very effective.


Why not? Should work, no? Actually the best idea Ive heard so far.
39   NDrLoR   2019 Jan 1, 8:46am  

CBOEtrader says
i go trail running daily
I'd stop trail running and stay home where it's nice and comfortable.
40   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Jan 1, 8:49am  

You are better carrying a few pans with you to make noise.

CBOEtrader says
BayArea says
For coyotes and mountain lions, pepper spray that shoots 5-6ft against an animal that fast probably wouldn’t be very effective.


Why not? Should work, no? Actually the best idea Ive heard so far.
41   BayArea   2019 Jan 1, 9:17am  

CBOEtrader says
BayArea says
For coyotes and mountain lions, pepper spray that shoots 5-6ft against an animal that fast probably wouldn’t be very effective.


Why not? Should work, no? Actually the best idea Ive heard so far.


Because unlike an agitated bum or robber, a mountain lion or coyote will leap at you at 4 times the distance that the pepper spray will shoot. Pepper spray is great for human altercations and large slow dogs however.
42   CBOEtrader   2019 Jan 1, 10:07am  

BayArea says
coyote will leap at you at 4 times the distance that the pepper spray will shoot.


The coyote wont attack me, I'm 235 pounds of pure American Baddass. My goal is to disperse the 1/2/or 3 coyotes that may attack my dog.

Interesting observation: my neighbors tell me they watched the coyotes kick a large male out of pack. Isn't that what they do to a retired alpha? Anyways there has been a lone, large coyote hanging out right by my place the last 3 days. My 40 pound dog actually went after him late last night, and the coyote responded in a playful game of chase. It was bizarre behavior. The coyote didnt show any signs of aggression. He ran around some trees waiting every 30 feet or so to make sure she was chasing him. This was odd enough that I'm not completely sure this new "coyote" isnt a lost pet.

I shared this story w a neighbor. The guy told me a similar story about his 80 pound dog literally play wrestling w a young coyote.

I get the feeling these coyotes have adapted their behavior to living in a city park.
43   MrMagic   2019 Jan 1, 2:03pm  

BayArea says
For coyotes and mountain lions, pepper spray that shoots 5-6ft against an animal that fast probably wouldn’t be very effective.


That's a good idea, but he should move up to Bear Spray, since it can shoot up to 30 feet and is more lethal.
44   CBOEtrader   2019 Jan 2, 9:23am  

would anyone go for an $85k Zack?: Beautiful dog! wow.
www.youtube.com/embed/4dvLyY5x79s
45   RWSGFY   2019 Jan 2, 11:42am  

MrMagic says
BayArea says
For coyotes and mountain lions, pepper spray that shoots 5-6ft against an animal that fast probably wouldn’t be very effective.


That's a good idea, but he should move up to Bear Spray, since it can shoot up to 30 feet and is more lethal.


Bear spray does shoot further and comes in bigger canisters than "human spray", but it is actually less potent than the latter. Weird but true.
46   MrMagic   2019 Jan 2, 11:51am  

DASKAA says
Bear spray does shoot further and comes in bigger canisters than "human spray", but it is actually less potent than the latter. Weird but true.


Depends who makes it and the formulation. Bear spray has the max 2.0%, where most law enforcement is between 1.3% and 2%.
47   MrMagic   2019 Jan 2, 11:55am  

CBOEtrader says
would anyone go for an $85k Zack?: Beautiful dog! wow.


Amazing dog, you can see the level of time and training it takes to get a dog up to that level. Plus, the selection process as pups is really important.

So, where do I send my check? Is he delivered by Fed-Ex?
48   RWSGFY   2019 Jan 2, 11:58am  

MrMagic says
DASKAA says
Bear spray does shoot further and comes in bigger canisters than "human spray", but it is actually less potent than the latter. Weird but true.


Depends who makes it and the formulation. Bear spray has the max 2.0%, where most law enforcement is between 1.3% and 2%.


Self-defense sprays with 10% OC are very common. LE sprays probably have some kind of limit imposed on them, methinks.
49   MrMagic   2019 Jan 2, 12:34pm  

DASKAA says
Self-defense sprays with 10% OC are very common. LE sprays probably have some kind of limit imposed on them, methinks.


Any idea who makes a 10% spray. I looked around and can't find it. I'd actually like to get it, hmmm, I wonder if it's allowed in my communist state??

Edit: never mind, I found it, and they won't ship it here.... damn...
50   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Jan 2, 12:54pm  

They’ll ship it here.

I got a distributor there, he’ll ship anything.

MrMagic says
DASKAA says
Self-defense sprays with 10% OC are very common. LE sprays probably have some kind of limit imposed on them, methinks.


Any idea who makes a 10% spray. I looked around and can't find it. I'd actually like to get it, hmmm, I wonder if it's allowed in my communist state??

Edit: never mind, I found it, and they won't ship it here.... damn...
51   RWSGFY   2019 Jan 2, 1:01pm  

MrMagic says
DASKAA says
Self-defense sprays with 10% OC are very common. LE sprays probably have some kind of limit imposed on them, methinks.


Any idea who makes a 10% spray. I looked around and can't find it. I'd actually like to get it, hmmm, I wonder if it's allowed in my communist state??

Edit: never mind, I found it, and they won't ship it here.... damn...


Saber Defense, iirc.

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