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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,077,436 views  41,384 comments

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1474   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jul 5, 1:49am  

marcus says
You know that if it weren't for bullshit politics, there would be bipartisan efforts to protect our southern border - that is a continuation of what's been happeneing, including the near doubling of manpower and money spent on the border stating in about 2009.


LOL. Between 1992 (at least) and 2010 there was bipartisan agreement on the border, the Wall was authorized, E-Verify set up, etc. - and nothing happened.

What there actually was, was bipartisan agreement on high levels of immigration, legal and illegal, while speaking as if they were against it.

It's one of the main reasons Gingrich was mysteriously tossed back in the mid 90s.

Trump is DOING things, which is causing the GOP Establishment and Democrats, that support SJW/Neoliberalism (both philosophies insist on high levels of immigration) to have a freak out.

Meanwhile, not only the next generation of Democrats, but the current and older generations of Dem officials, are doing everything possible to stop any actual enforcement, and indeed, calling to Abolish ICE. Not just AOC or Tlaiban or Ilhan, but also Booker and even Biden.
1476   HeadSet   2019 Jul 5, 6:58am  

Those Marcus supplied TDS cartoons did not age well.

Trump gave a speech praising American history, historical American true heroes, present day heroes, and praise for each branch of the military. He did not make political statements or glorify himself. The whole affair was in praise of the country. Very large crowd in attendance as well. I would presume that some of the attendees did not vote for Trump, but wanted to be at the event anyway.
1480   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jul 5, 11:07am  

Liberal horror movies:

The Red Hat That Ate BBQ

The Star-Spangled Sneakers of Racism

Borderland: Toilets of Terror

Patriarchy: Resurrection

The Fourth of July Parade

— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) July 5, 2019

1481   Tenpoundbass   2019 Jul 5, 11:15am  

HonkpilledMaster says
The Red Hat That Ate BBQ


https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/07/epic-hill-country-bbq-in-dc-tosses-out-trump-hating-bigot-for-harassing-customers-in-maga-gear/

Hill Country BBQ joint in Washington DC tossed out a bigoted Magaphobe for harassing Trump supporters on the 4th of July.

And surprise, surprise, the bigoted Trump-hater, who describes himself as a “progressive communicator” actually believes he’s the victim.

Imagine being this insufferable.


“Spotted two separate tables of people wearing MAGA gear at @HillCountryWDC. Disgusting. Hill Country clean up your act. I have been patronizing you for 10*•+ years starting in NY. Don’t serve Nazis,” TJ Helmstetter, a Magaphobe said on Twitter Thursday.

Spotted two separate tables of people wearing MAGA gear at @HillCountryWDC. Disgusting. Hill Country clean up your act. I have been patronizing you for 10*•+ years starting in NY. Don’t serve Nazis.

— TJ Helmstetter (@TheTJHelm) July 5, 2019

Hill Country BBQ wasn’t having it and tossed the hater out for harassing the customer in the MAGA gear.

“Just got thrown out of Hill Country DC for standing up to a Nazi. Don’t go there ever again. They support Trump and Nazis,” Helmstetter said.
1483   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jul 5, 1:12pm  

marcus says
Still, no person with an IQ over 75 thinks that Trumps motive for this wasn't entirely about him wanting to improve his personal approval ratings, or at least boost his image further within the cult.


No person with an IQ over 75 gets their news from mainstream media anymore.

Get with the program.
1489   Onvacation   2019 Jul 7, 8:29am  

marcus says

No, she's a crook.
1490   Onvacation   2019 Jul 7, 8:32am  

marcus says
Right. Next you'll tell us that OBama was far more of a force of division and polarization than Trump is. I don't like the direction the far left is taking, but I blame Trump and Trumpism for it. IT's a reaction to this vile guy that is the major cause.

Can't you see you're contradicting yourself?
1491   Onvacation   2019 Jul 7, 8:34am  

marcus says
becasue Trump

Is she related to Donald?
1492   CBOEtrader   2019 Jul 7, 9:04am  

Onvacation says
marcus says

No, she's a crook.


Clinton's criminal behavior will soon be in the spotlight again.
1493   Tenpoundbass   2019 Jul 7, 9:55am  

marcus says


That's Bad Ass I don't care how much TDS you have.
1500   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jul 7, 3:25pm  

Another Prediction comes true: After banning guns, Leftists in London demand knife bans.
1501   Bd6r   2019 Jul 7, 3:26pm  

Narrative is unchanged: Fucking White Males Responsible for everything bad under the Sun
HonkpilledMaster says
1502   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jul 7, 3:29pm  

Narrative is unchanged: Fucking White Males Responsible for everything bad under the Sun


Also, notice the murder rate spikes just as White Native Indigenous British are driven out by third world Colonizers.

It's either pure coincidence, or the 4th generation remembering "The violence of Colonialism" even though their parents and grandparents didn't experience it, either.
1503   Bd6r   2019 Jul 7, 3:35pm  

HonkpilledMaster says
Also, notice the murder rate spikes just as White Native Indigenous British are driven out by third world Colonizers.

It's either pure coincidence, or the 4th generation remembering "The violence of Colonialism" even though their parents and grandparents didn't experience it, either.

Or more likely new third world colonizers not assimilating into British society and trying to bring the culture they ran away from into Britain. If people assimilate they cause no problem whatsoever....quarter of Germany after WW2 was populated by Italians, Yugoslavs, and assorted other people. Within 2 generations they were Germans. I have seen people of Palestinian Christian descent thoroughly assimilated in S. America as well. Palestinians subscribing to religion of pieces- not so much...
1505   HeadSet   2019 Jul 7, 6:41pm  

But the so called southern strategy, changed all of that, and the republican realization that they needed white racist bible belters, if they were going to win elections.

Which Dems switched parties to run as Republicans? Two to four? Yet more than 200 Dixiecrat senators, congressmen, governors and high elected officials, all stayed in the Democratic Party. Good old KKK Byrd of West Va was a Dem til he died. Nixon appealing to racists? Nixon supported both the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the Voting Rights Act of 1965. Nixon also supported desegregation of schools and labor unions. The South as a whole did not become Republican until Reagan in the 80s.
1506   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jul 7, 6:44pm  

marcus says
You know in your heart of hearts that republicans were the liberals back in the 1860s.


The Republican Party has ALWAYS been the party of the Individual and opposed to Groupthink.

The Democratic Party has ALWAYS been the party of the Group and a supporter of Groupthink.

It goes well beyond the Civil War to Reconstruction to the vile Wilson to Abortion being Womyn's Freedom instead of Murder to the current push for Reparations to secretly collaborating to cover up for a Hate Crime Hoaxer. Obummer was the champion of dissembly; aggravating and indulging racial complaints while pretending to have the high ground. Only the victims change; the Groupthink Remains.
1507   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jul 7, 7:00pm  

Trump called MSNBC degenerates

— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) July 8, 2019
1508   CBOEtrader   2019 Jul 7, 9:10pm  

marcus says

You know in your heart of hearts that republicans were the liberals back in the 1860s.


You know in your heart of hearts that Democrats aren't liberals today.
1512   Tenpoundbass   2019 Jul 8, 11:01am  

Was the bartender Obama?
1513   Shaman   2019 Jul 8, 11:17am  

Booger says


Who would have thought that those East German “girls” were such trendsetters? If trans are allowed in Olympics, pretty soon every country will be fielding men as “women.” This will lead to an increasing boycott of the Olympics by right-thinking people everywhere, and even Lefties will have themselves a head scratcher trying to figure out how this is a win for love or whatever.
The rules will change after one more disaster games where the girls all have dicks and break every previous record, and nobody watches.

Then the Olympic committee will change the rules back, but it will be too fucking late! People have more shit to do these days than time to do it, and sitting around watching people play games won’t have the drawing power it used to have.

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