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Patrick
2020 Apr 28, 5:49pm
Patrick
2020 Apr 28, 5:49pm
marcus says
Thanks marcus, this is an accurate description of the media and the Democrats.
First, there is a false accusation so ridiculous that no sane person could believe it.
Second, the Democrats believe it and hope that it affects Trump somehow.
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Thanks marcus, this is an accurate description of the media and the Democrats.
First, there is a false accusation so ridiculous that no sane person could believe it.
Second, the Democrats believe it and hope that it affects Trump somehow.
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CBOEtrader
2020 Apr 28, 6:12pm
CBOEtrader
2020 Apr 28, 6:12pm
marcus says
Do you care about millions dying in a "Biblical famine"? Or just want to pretend its all about not being able to go to the olive garden?
How dense can you be?
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Do you care about millions dying in a "Biblical famine"? Or just want to pretend its all about not being able to go to the olive garden?
How dense can you be?
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 28, 6:30pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 28, 6:30pm
marcus says
NSA Spying? Leftists care about Government Spying again? You must be livid what happened to Papadap.
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NSA Spying? Leftists care about Government Spying again? You must be livid what happened to Papadap.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 30, 6:49pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 30, 6:49pm
marcus says
Oh, trust me, we're gonna be bringing it up like we're on Viagra.
A Party that wants to stop a SCOTUS nomination based on a half-century old claim that happened in HS to a Middle Aged man, with no verifiable facts, should be all for investigating a more recent claim involving a Senator where the time, date, place is known, and potential witnesses exist to be contacted.
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Oh, trust me, we're gonna be bringing it up like we're on Viagra.
A Party that wants to stop a SCOTUS nomination based on a half-century old claim that happened in HS to a Middle Aged man, with no verifiable facts, should be all for investigating a more recent claim involving a Senator where the time, date, place is known, and potential witnesses exist to be contacted.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 30, 7:13pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 30, 7:13pm
marcus says
And how many ex-(Another Idiot that don't mean nothing) here, said they believed Ballsey Ford? Even the Bar Association tried to get into the act. Liberals what is it with you guys, you're always getting once was, has beens to try to legitimize your lies. What does Nate Sliver think? That's the real burning question.
Did you read this yesterday ? https://patrick.net/post/1331866/2020-04-30-ex-prosecutor-doubts-accusation-of-sexual-assault-against-biden-is-true#commentform
And how many ex-(Another Idiot that don't mean nothing) here, said they believed Ballsey Ford? Even the Bar Association tried to get into the act. Liberals what is it with you guys, you're always getting once was, has beens to try to legitimize your lies. What does Nate Sliver think? That's the real burning question.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 30, 7:16pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 30, 7:16pm
marcus says
Did Pence just expose Covid as a giant Hoax? He was in a Hospital of all places where all of the Doctors and Nurses are all falling over sick, with violent convulsions and exploding hearts, and fizzing skin. YET!!!! This Jesus Freaking Marvel of Nature, walked in the shadows of death, and no report yet, that Mike Pence has it.
Did Pence just expose Covid as a giant Hoax? He was in a Hospital of all places where all of the Doctors and Nurses are all falling over sick, with violent convulsions and exploding hearts, and fizzing skin. YET!!!! This Jesus Freaking Marvel of Nature, walked in the shadows of death, and no report yet, that Mike Pence has it.
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Misc
2020 Apr 30, 11:01pm
marcus says
Is this a slam against liberals or Republicans?
Hurricanes are really caused by low barometric pressure.
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Is this a slam against liberals or Republicans?
Hurricanes are really caused by low barometric pressure.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2020 May 1, 6:55am
Misc says
Probably typical case where left can’t meme.
marcus says:
Is this a slam against liberals or Republicans?
Hurricanes are really caused by low barometric pressure.
Probably typical case where left can’t meme.
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Onvacation
2020 May 1, 7:10am
Onvacation
2020 May 1, 7:10am
marcus says
Just because!
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You sound illiterate, and like you have an IQ of 80. Some things never change.
Just because!
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Onvacation
2020 May 1, 7:13am
Onvacation
2020 May 1, 7:13am
marcus says
Because (note the spelling) some people think Covid is AIDS rolled up in Ebola while others see it as a serious cold.
More bullshit politicization.
Were going back very soon. I get it, the urge to have it be sooner. I'm even with you on that. But I don't see why it has to be (democrat versus republican) political.
Because (note the spelling) some people think Covid is AIDS rolled up in Ebola while others see it as a serious cold.
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FuckTheMainstreamMedia
2020 May 1, 9:21am
FuckTheMainstreamMedia
2020 May 1, 9:21am
Fortwaynemobile says
Should we also point out that Will McAvoy is a fictional character played by actor Jeff Daniels🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Misc saysmarcus says:
Is this a slam against liberals or Republicans?
Hurricanes are really caused by low barometric pressure.
Probably typical case where left can’t meme.
Should we also point out that Will McAvoy is a fictional character played by actor Jeff Daniels🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Tenpoundbass
2020 May 2, 9:49am
Tenpoundbass
2020 May 2, 9:49am
marcus says
God damn it Marcus for a Teacher you don't know FUCK!
The Republicans, and the NRA made damn sure that the Black Panthers had the right to exercise their second amendment right.
They protested the Racist Democrat towns, not Republicans. It was the Racists Democrats that wanted them on food stamps but not have rights.
Just like today!
God damn it Marcus for a Teacher you don't know FUCK!
The Republicans, and the NRA made damn sure that the Black Panthers had the right to exercise their second amendment right.
They protested the Racist Democrat towns, not Republicans. It was the Racists Democrats that wanted them on food stamps but not have rights.
Just like today!
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Tenpoundbass
2020 May 2, 12:17pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 May 2, 12:17pm
marcus says
Sharpton asked Trump if He wanted Sharpton to drum up some more bogus Women assault charges? It was a direct threat that if he doesn't back off, he'll dredge some up.
https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2020/05/01/sharpton-warns-on-biden-sexual-assault-allegations-trump-doesnt-want-a-parade-of-women-who-have-accused-him/
Sharpton asked Trump if He wanted Sharpton to drum up some more bogus Women assault charges? It was a direct threat that if he doesn't back off, he'll dredge some up.
https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2020/05/01/sharpton-warns-on-biden-sexual-assault-allegations-trump-doesnt-want-a-parade-of-women-who-have-accused-him/
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Tenpoundbass
2020 May 2, 12:34pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 May 2, 12:34pm
marcus says
Wait there are well known assault charges? Does William Barr know about this? Someone needs to warn the man!
You say the well known assault charges against Trump are bogus
Wait there are well known assault charges? Does William Barr know about this? Someone needs to warn the man!
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 May 2, 12:38pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 May 2, 12:38pm
marcus says
How are they progressing in Court?
You say the well known assault charges against Trump are bogus.
How are they progressing in Court?
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Tenpoundbass
2020 May 2, 1:01pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 May 2, 1:01pm
marcus says
Well that's just plain stupid on Joe Biden's part. Pay offs aren't about justice, they are about getting a legally binding Nondisclosure Agreement Signed.
As Real Victims aren't interested in signing a contractual agreements of silence, they are interested in Justice.
I would say Biden was guilty as hell and couldn't pay Reid off, hence, there's no agreement made and no NDA legally binding her silence.
Some are just claims. Others have been paid off. You tell me ?
Well that's just plain stupid on Joe Biden's part. Pay offs aren't about justice, they are about getting a legally binding Nondisclosure Agreement Signed.
As Real Victims aren't interested in signing a contractual agreements of silence, they are interested in Justice.
I would say Biden was guilty as hell and couldn't pay Reid off, hence, there's no agreement made and no NDA legally binding her silence.
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Onvacation
2020 May 2, 3:21pm
Onvacation
2020 May 2, 3:21pm
marcus says
Eric grew up, made a fortune in real estate, screwed a punch of supermodels and a few porn-stars, wanted to make America great again, ran for president and won, started a new disease called CDS (Cartman Derangement Syndrome) which is chronic and appears to be terminal.
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Eric grew up, made a fortune in real estate, screwed a punch of supermodels and a few porn-stars, wanted to make America great again, ran for president and won, started a new disease called CDS (Cartman Derangement Syndrome) which is chronic and appears to be terminal.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2020 May 2, 3:37pm
marcus says
You know left is desperate for a meme when they recycle right wing louder with crowder material. :)
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You know left is desperate for a meme when they recycle right wing louder with crowder material. :)
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Onvacation
2020 May 2, 4:03pm
Onvacation
2020 May 2, 4:03pm
Fortwaynemobile says
And still get it wrong.
You know left is desperate for a meme when they recycle right wing louder with crowder material. :)
And still get it wrong.
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