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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,299,507 views  9,462 comments

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3036   Patrick   2020 Dec 22, 8:05pm  



The convo is the flyer.
3037   Patrick   2020 Dec 23, 10:27pm  

From now on, instead of actually replying a personal comment, I propose that everyone just paste in this reply:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
3038   SoTex   2020 Dec 23, 10:40pm  

Patrick says
I propose that everyone just paste in this reply:


I know that guy! I'm just too chicken to say his name.
3039   Ceffer   2020 Dec 23, 11:15pm  

Navy Seals go to classes? Who sends them to the principal's office?
3041   Bd6r   2020 Dec 24, 2:38pm  

3042   RWSGFY   2020 Dec 24, 5:06pm  

Ceffer says
Navy Seals go to classes? Who sends them to the principal's office?


Chuck Norris, of course.
3043   Patrick   2020 Dec 24, 5:16pm  

Rb6d says


A heebra!
3047   Onvacation   2020 Dec 26, 10:23pm  

There's gonna be a fire when you wear those "wood lined boots" with the "Fireside Crew Socks"
3048   Misc   2020 Dec 28, 4:20am  

mell says
FuckCCP89 says


lol epic!


How many cookie monsters do you see?
3051   Onvacation   2020 Dec 29, 9:10am  

See the 100 baht note in there?
3052   Ceffer   2020 Dec 29, 9:38am  

Onvacation says


See the 100 baht note in there?


Michelle Obama put in 40 Baht.
3053   RWSGFY   2020 Dec 29, 10:26am  

Onvacation says
See the 100 baht note in there?


Somebody paid for himself and 19 friends, duh.
3059   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jan 5, 7:25pm  

LOL the next one was even better. My Squigga!


https://rumble.com/v7tl1n-squirrel-makes-off-with-smoke.html
3060   richwicks   2021 Jan 6, 6:48am  

Tenpoundbass says
LOL the next one was even better. My Squigga!


https://rumble.com/v7tl1n-squirrel-makes-off-with-smoke.html


Wouldn't be so funny if they were in a state park.
3061   richwicks   2021 Jan 6, 7:04am  

Tenpoundbass says



I didn't get that, so I looked it up:

www.youtube.com/embed/nv33eaygVDQ

They made it into a film too, the synopsis is a little disturbing.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074995/?ref_=ttpl_pl_tt
3063   Cash   2021 Jan 10, 9:21am  

Very Funny ;)

3066   Cash   2021 Jan 11, 8:37pm  

3069   richwicks   2021 Jan 12, 7:23pm  

FuckCCP89 says


To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.

But my best guess is

(20*30)
- 1/4 (πr5^2)
- 1/4 (πr10^2)
- 1/4 (r4^2 - (πr4^2))
- 1/4 (r6^2 - (πr6^2))

This is assuming the center of each circle is on the edges of what otherwise would be the rectangle, and would be make a quarter circle on the upper left and lower right edges of the rectangle.

Boy, my math has really gone to shit. I should study for an SAT test - from 1990.
3070   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jan 12, 7:28pm  

richwicks says
To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.


To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.
3071   richwicks   2021 Jan 12, 9:24pm  

Tenpoundbass says
richwicks says
To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.


To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.


Well either good marketer or a complete bastard. Did he sell that much flooring for a bathroom or a closet?

When I used to bike a lot, I had to replace my chain periodically. Chain is always too long (has to be) and I'd return the extra 5-7 links demanding a pro-rated refund and act seriously. A lot of salesman remember me for that, after they realized I was kidding.
3072   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jan 12, 9:38pm  

And get this carpet is 12 foot wide, so they have to buy 24 x 30, there's the four feet by 30 strip and the cutouts for those corners.

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