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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,103,438 views  42,069 comments

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7956   mell   2021 Jan 9, 10:27pm  

ForcedTQ says
mell says
Again Trump will be too old in 2024, bi-den is already enough. That's a chance of a worthy conservative successor ticket like D. Crenshaw / C. Owens 2024.


Or throw Rand in there with proper marketing. It would take a push to turn conservatives to support the Constitutional principles and divest from the “conservative” party of old. Might get people to vote that otherwise haven’t for decades.


Agree on Rand I actually supported Rand in 2016 briefly, not an OT (Original Trumpler). The problem is that they, esp. Libertarian leaning conservatives (also Rinos but they do it purely for personal profit), are too polite and immediately get into the defensive over some shite made up accusation of !rayscysm! Guess that's where the proper marketing will come in. I mean didn't some neghbor fuck up Rand over a stupid dispute. Rand needs to be psychologically and physically coached by some MMA fighter for the years leading into 2024 then he is ready to fuck shit up and win an election, he's already got the smarts. And maybe marketing package by Bannon Inc.
7957   Patrick   2021 Jan 10, 12:39am  



U.S.—Donald Trump was permanently banned from Twitter today, being a crazy fringe extremist who also happens to be the president of the United States.

But the ever-clever Trump, always known as the smartest man in the room, has managed to get back on the social network by disguising himself as one Chongald Xrump, PR specialist for the Chinese Communist Party.

Trump is reportedly attempting to build a following by tweeting about how good Uighur concentration camps are and how nice the Chinese government is, since those things are not banned under Twitter's terms of service. Once he has enough followers, he'll remove his Asian rice hat and false Fu Manchu mustache and begin tweeting about the rigged election once again.

"Hello good sirs, I am here today to tell you how great our concentration camps are! Very clean and humane!" he wrote. The tweet was not flagged for inciting violence or being, you know, the tweet of a communist country that has killed tens of millions of its own citizens. In fact, people who replied and questioned the legitimacy of his tweet were suspended for hate speech.

Should his ploy fail, Trump says he will next try disguising himself as an Antifa leader.


https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-sneaks-back-on-twitter-by-disguising-self-as-pr-rep-for-chinese-communist-party
7958   RWSGFY   2021 Jan 10, 8:50am  



“Tech Censorship Knows No Bounds: Lindsay Graham Kicked Off Grindr”

7960   Eric Holder   2021 Jan 10, 4:09pm  

Oh, the fucking irony.


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7961   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Jan 10, 4:14pm  

I knew Apple was asshoe since age 14 when Motley Crue was in the Charts. Jack Tamriel didn't give a fuck. The wrong company survived to be bailed out by Angel Investors.

If we had the Commodore, the Commodore would be looking out for us.
7963   richwicks   2021 Jan 10, 9:24pm  

NoCoupForYou says
If we had the Commodore, the Commodore would be looking out for us.


We've got the raspberry pi 400.

Commodore would have sold out too. No company from the 1980's really exists, they are mutants of what we knew 30 years ago.
7973   Patrick   2021 Jan 11, 6:05pm  

Oh man, the Babylon Bee is HOT. They just nail it over and over.

They make me LAUGH and that's important.

The Onion just makes you cry these days. Fucking sellouts.
7975   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Jan 11, 6:28pm  

That's fuckin spicy.
7976   Onvacation   2021 Jan 11, 9:01pm  

richwicks says
https://patents.google.com/patent/US20200279585A1/en

hunh.

I went down that rabbit hole about two links before I backed out.

If somebody has the time, this looks very interesting . Please report back.
7977   Karloff   2021 Jan 11, 9:40pm  

The patent as shown wasn't actually filed until May of 2020. You can click the previous entries to it and it looks like the same thing but without the covid mention.

Likely he slapped covid on late in the game in order to capitalize and make his patent more attractive to any potential buyers.
7985   Patrick   2021 Jan 12, 11:22pm  

Trump told Pence 'you can either go down in history as a patriot, or you can go down in history as a p---y' before certification vote in Congress


True, apparently.

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