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Eric Holder says

This is some creepy shit right there.

Adrenochrome rush.

HunterTits says

What a lowbrow kitchen? Maria must have taken him to the cleaners.

Booger says

Kamala, is that you?

Eric Holder says

Booger says

Kamala, is that you?

No, if Kamala, the mouth would be the supersized hole.

More a statement of truth than a funny

BLM Nominated For New Nobel Mostly Peaceful Prize

https://babylonbee.com/video/23 (requires premium membership)

Patrick says

BLM Nominated For New Nobel Mostly Peaceful Prize

https://babylonbee.com/video/23 (requires premium membership)

This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.

Patrick says

This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.

And, mark my words, they have a good chance of getting it.

Patrick says

This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.

It's not like actual terrorists with blood on their hands weren't previously awarded it (cough, Arafat, cough). Compared to PLO, BLM is a fucking church choir.

Rb6d says

Patrick says

This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.

And, mark my words, they have a good chance of getting it.

They have it in the bag.

They're getting it because ... they aren't George W. Bush.

FuckCCP89 says

It's not like actual terrorists with blood on their hands weren't previously awarded it (cough, Arafat, cough). Compared to PLO, BLM is a fucking church choir.

Does Israel kill more Palestinians than Palestinians kill Israelis? I'm so tired of the cognitive dissonance that is everywhere.

I hear Joe Biden formally adopted Charlie Sheen.

"We hear that he lost all his money on coke and whores. He's a good fit for the family, and will make an excellent envoy to the CCP, as long as he keeps his hands off the twelve year olds in my shower. Since all this pedophilia publicity, they are getting a lot more difficult to come by. Heh, heh, Come By, I made a funny!"

You know why Biden took up playing the guitar?

He enjoys fingering minors.

richwicks says

Does Israel kill more Palestinians than Palestinians kill Israelis?

Who gives a fuck? Doesn't make Arafat an angel of peace either way.

FuckCCP89 says

richwicks says

Does Israel kill more Palestinians than Palestinians kill Israelis?

Who gives a fuck? Doesn't make Arafat an angel of peace either way.

I didn't say Arafat was an angel. I'm pointing out that the constant lamenting of the Palestinians as being "the bad guys" is grossly simplistic.

90 years ago, Jewish people were invading the region. It's just the longest, slowest, drawn out genocide in history. All the Palestinian Muslims and Christians that could get out, did get out, decades ago. I know descendants of them.

And by the way, compared to Henry Kissinger, Arafat WAS an angel. He won the Nobel Peace Prize. Obama is more of a bloodthirsty murderer than Arafat, he won the Nobel Peace Prize. It's just a BS virtue signalling award. It's meaningless and has been for decades.

richwicks says

90 years ago, Jewish people were invading the region.

100 years ago when someone said, "Palestinian", they meant Jew. Go lookit the newspapers from the era on microfiche at a library.

Patrick says

richwicks says

90 years ago, Jewish people were invading the region. It's just the longest, slowest, drawn out genocide in history. All the Palestinian Muslims and Christians that could get out, did get out, decades ago. I know descendants of them.

Genocide shmenocide. No one was ever murdering the Palestinians in big numbers. Yes, the Jews have been assholes to the Palestinians, but it's in no way a genocide. Oppression is a valid term for it though.

I don't mean that Israeli is just wiping out the indigenous people there though murder, they are destroying any vestiges of their culture. They are destroying them as a people.

Patrick says

I had a half-Palestinian girlfriend after college. Her Palestinian family was Christian, which surprised me until I learned that about 25% of the pre-Israel population there was Christian, kind of like Lebanon, which is still about 40% Christian. But most of the Palestinian Christians have fled now.

Yep. I know Palestinian Christians as well.

I'm just tired of the constant, unending "Oh those Palestinians are evil!" Well, they didn't start the fight. This conflict was started by Jewish people PRIOR to WWII.

I'm just sick of the lies about it. Israeli OFFICIALLY wants a two party state. Well, if that's the case, just declare the fucking borders - Israel can unilaterally declare the borders, any damned borders they please - but they never will, because their idea of a "two party state" is everything and where the Palestinians go, it's their problem. That's where it's headed and where it's going to go. There will never be a Palestinian state.

If you think Americans get gaslit, imagine being a Palestinian in 1920 being told that Jewish people are immigrating to a land without a people for a people without a land. I'm tired of being lied about the nature of the conflict. It's about land, and it's about racism and a conflict of two cultures.

And it wasn't Arafat that alone won the Nobel "peace" Prize, he won it jointly with Shimon Peres and Yitzhak Rabin. Rabin was murdered for attempting to end the conflict. He might be the only guy that actually deserved the prize. This war will never end until Israel includes the west bank and Gaza and I cannot see that as a moral achievement. It's intensely depressing to know the situation, and still hear the same tired propaganda I've been hearing for all my life.

I agree with that part. Israel wants the whole area and they will probably get it.

On the other hand, the Palestinians have been ridiculous assholes as well, deliberately murdering random civilians.

The whole area is pretty fucked up.

Patrick says

I agree with that part. Israel wants the whole area and they will probably get it.

They will certainly get it.

Patrick says

On the other hand, the Palestinians have been ridiculous assholes as well, deliberately murdering random civilians.

Israel deliberately murders random civilians all the time. Kids get bullets put through their skulls by the IDF while playing on soccer fields. When has ANY Jewish Israeli EVER gone to real prison for murder of a Palestinian? Can you name an instance? They have a two tiered justice system as well. I think our society is being setup the same way, but not along ethnic and religious lines so much.

Don't put it beyond the pale that Israel arranges false flag attacks either, that is what the Lavon Affair was about - they just got caught in that one.

Patrick says

The whole area is pretty fucked up.

It's just terribly sad.

I'm going to die in about 30 years, and this war will still be going on when I die. 70 years of unending war currently, will be 100 - an entire generation is going to exist where war never ended. Never ending war, sound familiar? The US has the same policies of Israel now, it's absolute insanity.

Looks like a muppet.

just_passing_through says

Looks like a muppet.

Yes the British kind and the Jim Henson kind.

It might take a minute