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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,298,956 views  9,461 comments

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3504   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 14, 9:40am  

I will forever reject any product, service or company that invokes shithouse and smut humor, idioms, and puns to sell a product.

Talking to you too Air Around the Clock!

Buying products is serious business, if I want a laugh, I'll buy a ticket for a comedy show. As all of the colorful humor is the actual product I'm buying.
3508   HeadSet   2021 Jun 15, 2:16pm  

Ceffer says

I actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet. A few years later when they sold the 'Vette, one could get a good deal on a sportscar with the passenger seat never used.
3509   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 15, 2:19pm  

HeadSet says
I actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet.


Yeah, you're far better off with a Swamp buggy.
3510   HeadSet   2021 Jun 15, 2:47pm  

Tenpoundbass says
HeadSet says
I actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet.


Yeah, you're far better off with a Swamp buggy.

Everglade girls are easy. And anyone who ever saw "Flipper" reruns as a kid wants to drive a swamp buggy.
3511   Patrick   2021 Jun 15, 5:06pm  

I did not know about these things:


3512   HeadSet   2021 Jun 15, 6:59pm  

My mistake. I thought 10lb Bass was referring to this everglades cruiser:

3513   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 15, 7:16pm  

Nah if you want the babes, you gotta have dependability.


3515   Bd6r   2021 Jun 15, 9:16pm  

3516   Bd6r   2021 Jun 15, 9:17pm  

3517   Kepi   2021 Jun 17, 2:59pm  

3518   Onvacation   2021 Jun 17, 9:35pm  

Tenpoundbass says
HeadSet says
I actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet.


Yeah, you're far better off with a Swamp buggy.

Dodge Ram Van with a mattress in the back.

At least they know for sure what they are getting in for.
3519   SoTex   2021 Jun 17, 9:56pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Nah if you want the babes, you gotta have dependability.


Needs a lawn chair strapped to the top.
3520   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 18, 10:26am  

FWIW, Kimberly Guilfoyle is the type that would be down to hop on a Swamp buggy and go Gator hunting.
Before she would jump into a Corvette. And that's they type of chick I would take any day over a high maintenance chick.
Though Kimberly is getting a little too comfortable these days. She's been eating too much of the campfire Biscuits and Gravy.
3521   Onvacation   2021 Jun 18, 11:41am  

Tenpoundbass says
Kimberly Guilfoyle


Has she been seen in the same room as Bruce Jenner?
3522   Onvacation   2021 Jun 18, 11:46am  

She was a Victoria secret model, before they started using fat ugly people.
3525   SoTex   2021 Jun 18, 9:55pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Kimberly Guilfoyle


One of my best friends who died of breast cancer went to school with her. She grew up in SF.
3526   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 18, 10:29pm  

Guilfoyle was once married to Gavin Newsome.
3527   BayArea   2021 Jun 19, 7:27am  

Tenpoundbass says
Guilfoyle was once married to Gavin Newsome.


What a pig
3532   Onvacation   2021 Jun 25, 1:19pm  

A STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY
3534   Bd6r   2021 Jun 28, 3:47pm  

3535   Bd6r   2021 Jun 28, 3:47pm  

3536   Bd6r   2021 Jun 28, 3:48pm  

3537   Patrick   2021 Jun 28, 5:14pm  

Lol, but she doesn't want to be irresistible to all men, just to high-status men.
3538   BayArea   2021 Jun 28, 8:23pm  

Patrick says
Lol, but she doesn't want to be irresistible to all men, just to high-status men.


Exactly

Irresistible to 75% of the male population is creepy to her.
3540   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 29, 11:58am  

The difference in a lady taking a shower, and a lady leaving church.
The lady leaving church has "hope in her soul".
3541   Ceffer   2021 Jun 29, 12:28pm  

82 year old lady in the SC hood who my wife talks with was 'hit on' by an 82 year old man in the hood. He did some caulking for her, and when she asked to pay him, he asked for a dinner date with her instead. My wife claimed she (82 yo) was 'creeped out' because he isn't 'in her league'. None the less, she makes a point of dumb sticking him whenever she sees him.

Nothing changes with age, they are still the fuck in high school.
3542   Patrick   2021 Jun 29, 12:54pm  

Ceffer says
she makes a point of dumb sticking him


What does that mean?

I get that "dumb stick" is penis.
3543   Onvacation   2021 Jun 29, 2:24pm  

Patrick says
Ceffer says
she makes a point of dumb sticking him


What does that mean?

I get that "dumb stick" is penis.

I think it means taking advantage of him because he is a horny male.

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