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HeadSet
2021 Jun 15, 6:59pm
HeadSet
2021 Jun 15, 6:59pm
My mistake. I thought 10lb Bass was referring to this everglades cruiser:
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Onvacation
2021 Jun 17, 9:35pm
Onvacation
2021 Jun 17, 9:35pm
Tenpoundbass says
Dodge Ram Van with a mattress in the back.
At least they know for sure what they are getting in for.
HeadSet saysI actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet.
Yeah, you're far better off with a Swamp buggy.
Dodge Ram Van with a mattress in the back.
At least they know for sure what they are getting in for.
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SoTex
2021 Jun 17, 9:56pm
SoTex
2021 Jun 17, 9:56pm
Tenpoundbass says
Needs a lawn chair strapped to the top.
Nah if you want the babes, you gotta have dependability.
Needs a lawn chair strapped to the top.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 18, 10:26am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 18, 10:26am
FWIW, Kimberly Guilfoyle is the type that would be down to hop on a Swamp buggy and go Gator hunting.
Before she would jump into a Corvette. And that's they type of chick I would take any day over a high maintenance chick.
Though Kimberly is getting a little too comfortable these days. She's been eating too much of the campfire Biscuits and Gravy.
Before she would jump into a Corvette. And that's they type of chick I would take any day over a high maintenance chick.
Though Kimberly is getting a little too comfortable these days. She's been eating too much of the campfire Biscuits and Gravy.
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Onvacation
2021 Jun 18, 11:46am
Onvacation
2021 Jun 18, 11:46am
She was a Victoria secret model, before they started using fat ugly people.
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SoTex
2021 Jun 18, 9:55pm
SoTex
2021 Jun 18, 9:55pm
Tenpoundbass says
One of my best friends who died of breast cancer went to school with her. She grew up in SF.
Kimberly Guilfoyle
One of my best friends who died of breast cancer went to school with her. She grew up in SF.
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Patrick
2021 Jun 28, 5:14pm
Patrick
2021 Jun 28, 5:14pm
Lol, but she doesn't want to be irresistible to all men, just to high-status men.
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BayArea
2021 Jun 28, 8:23pm
BayArea
2021 Jun 28, 8:23pm
Patrick says
Exactly
Irresistible to 75% of the male population is creepy to her.
Lol, but she doesn't want to be irresistible to all men, just to high-status men.
Exactly
Irresistible to 75% of the male population is creepy to her.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 29, 11:58am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 29, 11:58am
The difference in a lady taking a shower, and a lady leaving church.
The lady leaving church has "hope in her soul".
The lady leaving church has "hope in her soul".
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Ceffer
2021 Jun 29, 12:28pm
Ceffer
2021 Jun 29, 12:28pm
82 year old lady in the SC hood who my wife talks with was 'hit on' by an 82 year old man in the hood. He did some caulking for her, and when she asked to pay him, he asked for a dinner date with her instead. My wife claimed she (82 yo) was 'creeped out' because he isn't 'in her league'. None the less, she makes a point of dumb sticking him whenever she sees him.
Nothing changes with age, they are still the fuck in high school.
Nothing changes with age, they are still the fuck in high school.
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Patrick
2021 Jun 29, 12:54pm
Patrick
2021 Jun 29, 12:54pm
Ceffer says
What does that mean?
I get that "dumb stick" is penis.
she makes a point of dumb sticking him
What does that mean?
I get that "dumb stick" is penis.
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Onvacation
2021 Jun 29, 2:24pm
Onvacation
2021 Jun 29, 2:24pm
Patrick says
I think it means taking advantage of him because he is a horny male.
Ceffer saysshe makes a point of dumb sticking him
What does that mean?
I get that "dumb stick" is penis.
I think it means taking advantage of him because he is a horny male.
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Ceffer
2021 Jun 29, 6:19pm
Ceffer
2021 Jun 29, 6:19pm
Onvacation says
He was trying to make hay, but got cock blocked. She still has teeth, is slim, dresses well, and is attractive for her age, and he wears obvious, clattering dentures, so that makes her a nine and him a four. She has enough dough for a gigolo, but it would probably be some dance floor fairy rather than an old goat.
For free?
What kind of Gigolo is he?
He was trying to make hay, but got cock blocked. She still has teeth, is slim, dresses well, and is attractive for her age, and he wears obvious, clattering dentures, so that makes her a nine and him a four. She has enough dough for a gigolo, but it would probably be some dance floor fairy rather than an old goat.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 5, 9:48am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 5, 9:48am
Here's my reason I don't want to pay for your healthcare. 90% of the employees the incompetent Democrat Hiring authorities hire are fucking almost as incompetent as they are.
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