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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,102,940 views  42,066 comments

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12295   zzyzzx   2021 Dec 9, 9:23am  

12296   Karloff   2021 Dec 9, 9:39am  

Mary Clottins

12298   AmericanKulak   2021 Dec 9, 2:46pm  

Hi-Points, American Kalashnikovs. Overpriced Gun makers be jealous of the Yeet Canons.
12299   Ceffer   2021 Dec 9, 4:37pm  

When 'debunking' articles in the MSM become the gold standard that what they claim to debunk is actually the truth. Effort and lengths they go to to debunk is the indicator of how true it is.
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12300   Ceffer   2021 Dec 9, 4:46pm  

Juicy sentenced to two years of ass raping in a maximum security penitentiary. Juicy smiles and thanks judge for his mercy and wants to know when he can get started.
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12305   Ceffer   2021 Dec 10, 11:29am  

Oh, great, we are competing with Liberia for bottom of the barrel corruption, now.
https://t.me/c/1315127140/29278?source=patrick.net
12309   Tenpoundbass   2021 Dec 10, 12:05pm  

Can it be said Shitting your pants, is Presidential?


Will you go to hell if you Shit your pants, when meet the Pope, then soon after, he announces he's dying.
12310   HeadSet   2021 Dec 10, 1:00pm  

Is that Biden toilet paper part of any "Wipe Out Alzheimer’s" campaign?
12311   SunnyvaleCA   2021 Dec 10, 2:29pm  

Ceffer says

White people, apparently, are smart enough to avoid the commercials, so there's no point in including them. That said, when I inadvertently see a commercial, I'm pretty surprised how badly the occasional white male is portrayed. I suppose those products aren't meant for me.
12312   richwicks   2021 Dec 10, 3:17pm  

SunnyvaleCA says
White people, apparently, are smart enough to avoid the commercials, so there's no point in including them.


Yeah ^^^ this. The people you see in an advertisement are meant to appeal to people who watch them. The only people I know who will sit through a commercial are the very elderly, and the very lazy - so commercials are meant to appeal to people who won't use a DVR, don't have a DVR, or have so much time don't care about skipping the commercial.

I used to hang out with a neighbor for beers - he was on "disability" (i.e. literally found a way to avoid work because he didn't want to do that) and all he did was watch television and drink. He used to sit through commercials, and it had been a long time since I saw television - the same commercial, the SAME EXACT commercial, would show up sometimes more than once in the same commercial break. I didn't time it, but I think 40% of the time is on commercials, and 60% on whatever program the are showing.

I predict television as we know (knew?) it won't exist in 20 years.
12313   Bd6r   2021 Dec 10, 5:00pm  

12314   Bd6r   2021 Dec 10, 5:01pm  

12315   Bd6r   2021 Dec 10, 5:01pm  

12316   Bd6r   2021 Dec 10, 5:01pm  

12317   Booger   2021 Dec 10, 5:34pm  

SunnyvaleCA says
White people, apparently, are smart enough to avoid the commercia


Blacks are too lazy to skip over commercials.
12319   SunnyvaleCA   2021 Dec 10, 6:25pm  

richwicks says
The only people I know who will sit through a commercial are the very elderly, and the very lazy
Don't forget the very stupid!
12322   Ceffer   2021 Dec 11, 2:32am  

SunnyvaleCA says
White people, apparently, are smart enough to avoid the commercials, so there's no point in including them. That said, when I inadvertently see a commercial, I'm pretty surprised how badly the occasional white male is portrayed. I suppose those products aren't meant for me.

LOL! My wife likes to watch old detective series on streaming services and an occasional movie. We were away from network TV for a while. When we turned it on again for one show she wanted to see, we were pretty shocked. It's the usual total propaganda misrepresentation of reality and the world, but with an 80 to 90 percent minority cast. It's the minorities living the 10 to 20 million dollar materialistic lifestyles with perfect, clean fashionable clothes, grooming, expensive homes, lavish kitchens, latest premium cars etc. I doubt that many minorities are enjoying those particular lifestyles, but I think the propaganda is less designed to convince them than to demoralize white people with anti-propaganda. It is decidedly bizarre in a world where almost everything has become upside down and backwards instigated by some media psychopath's grand design.

I just put the ads on mute and do something else for a few minutes, because I forgot how long they are. Re-runs are nice because you can zip past the commercials. It is amazing how many ads are for Big Pharma as a direct appeal to do an end run around doctor's advice. The 'sufferers' are always in that ten million dollar plus lifestyle group, and are always restored to blissful materialistic happiness and idle, aristocratic pursuits or vacations in perfect weather after they take the advertised product.
12326   Ceffer   2021 Dec 11, 3:02am  

Meth head zombies.
12329   Ceffer   2021 Dec 11, 3:06am  

Actually prettier than some of the 'real life' ones.
12331   Ceffer   2021 Dec 11, 11:23am  

LOL! Guess Buzz Aldrin decided to kibosh his NDA. A little girl asks why we haven't been back to the moon, and he tells her because it didn't happen in the first place. It's not the first time Aldrin has spilled in one way or another. When he was a drinking alcoholic, he would go on drunken binges and ask "Did we go to the moon?" over in over, even though he has stated clearly he has been to para earth space. So I guess all of the 'pro' moon landers and 'con' anti moon landers can chew on that one.
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12332   Ceffer   2021 Dec 11, 11:32am  

Gene Psaki goes full retard in her answers. Gaslighting has gotten thread bare.

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