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Ceffer
2022 Jan 11, 10:37am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 11, 10:37am
FuckCCP89 says
Yeah, looks like he's getting ready to thrash some RealDolls with pounding coitus. Do they make RealDolls of both sexes younger than 10 years old?
Looks like a recycled JWB head on Ahnold's recycled body.
Yeah, looks like he's getting ready to thrash some RealDolls with pounding coitus. Do they make RealDolls of both sexes younger than 10 years old?
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 11, 10:57am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 11, 10:57am
Et tu, Stacey? When the grifters and rats start turning on each other because of bad optics? Gee, Stacey, your optics were so great to begin with.
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 11, 11:11am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 11, 11:11am
According to the Woo, the old bat has been dead for a while with a body double stand in, and they are just deciding what the proper timing and politics should be for the formal announcement. An absurd ceremonial of public shut downs and mourning for an absurd length of time has to be ground through, just to keep things properly medieval, as well as sorting out the succession baloney.
https://t.me/c/1315127140/47356?source=patrick.net
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 11, 12:06pm
Ceffer
2022 Jan 11, 12:06pm
Wishful thinking? Maybe survivors pretending to have dinner with the corpses of their families might do it.
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Eric Holder
2022 Jan 13, 10:21am
Eric Holder
2022 Jan 13, 10:21am
Patrick says
... and average IQ of his voters.
https://babylonbee.com/news/inflation-rate-edges-past-bidens-approval-rating?source=patrick.net
... and average IQ of his voters.
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 11:56am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 11:56am
AmericanKulak says
Looking at the live White House cam, it appears to be an enclosed area rather than a perimeter. Maybe they are trying to hide a specific construction project.
Walls don't work!
Looking at the live White House cam, it appears to be an enclosed area rather than a perimeter. Maybe they are trying to hide a specific construction project.
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Al_Sharpton_for_President
2022 Jan 13, 12:11pm
Al_Sharpton_for_President
2022 Jan 13, 12:11pm
Tucker Carlson mocks Pelosi as 'Michael Jackson': He's had a lot of work done since we saw him last'
'Tucker Carlson Tonight' host joked on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's media appearance on 'Face the Nation. 'No Billy Jean. Apparently, he's given up singing, now he's telling lies about politics.'
https://video.foxnews.com/v/6291016717001?source=patrick.net#sp=show-clips
'Tucker Carlson Tonight' host joked on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's media appearance on 'Face the Nation. 'No Billy Jean. Apparently, he's given up singing, now he's telling lies about politics.'
https://video.foxnews.com/v/6291016717001?source=patrick.net#sp=show-clips
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 1:27pm
Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 1:27pm
LOL! "I asked Mylo what the effect of second and third shots and boosters do and how that changes the End of Cycle table.
Mylo replied: “It is all measurable through hematological testing. The more shots and boosters the imbeciles get, the worse their blood will look under a microscope, and the quicker they will turn to fertilizer.”
"
Mylo replied: “It is all measurable through hematological testing. The more shots and boosters the imbeciles get, the worse their blood will look under a microscope, and the quicker they will turn to fertilizer.”
"
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 1:32pm
Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 1:32pm
Al_Sharpton_for_President says
The Pelosi was probably at home in curlers speaking either through mike or recorded sound stage, and this was her animated CGI puppet to give the appearance of a live performance. Everybody is making fun of it. CGI puppet looks better than the real drunken psychotic bitch.
Tucker Carlson mocks Pelosi as 'Michael Jackson': He's had a lot of work done since we saw him last'
The Pelosi was probably at home in curlers speaking either through mike or recorded sound stage, and this was her animated CGI puppet to give the appearance of a live performance. Everybody is making fun of it. CGI puppet looks better than the real drunken psychotic bitch.
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Patrick
2022 Jan 13, 1:50pm
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
Patrick
2022 Jan 13, 1:50pm
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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Eric Holder
2022 Jan 13, 1:54pm
Eric Holder
2022 Jan 13, 1:54pm
Patrick says
LOL, in the summer of 2020 I had the audacity to fall asleep on the beach in Cardiff. Woke up to a lecture from a fucking lifeguard who walked half a fucking mile from his perch to inform me that I can't sleep, lie down or even sit while on the beach because of Covid and that I must either start walking/running/swimming/surfing or GTFO.
LOL, in the summer of 2020 I had the audacity to fall asleep on the beach in Cardiff. Woke up to a lecture from a fucking lifeguard who walked half a fucking mile from his perch to inform me that I can't sleep, lie down or even sit while on the beach because of Covid and that I must either start walking/running/swimming/surfing or GTFO.
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