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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,023,293 views  40,194 comments

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13402   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 11:58am  

13403   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 11:59am  

13404   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 12:00pm  

13405   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 12:00pm  

13406   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 12:04pm  

And the false flag polls and narratives come to the rescue of the Globalist/Biden criminal/money laundering enterprises in Ukraine:




13409   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 12:25pm  

"New Poll of Globalist Wannabe Dictators and Covid Tyrants Agree War In Ukraine Necessary!"
13410   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 12:33pm  

Biden only has 8,000 troops to send to Ukraine while NATO and Europe cower and goad him on? What is Biden sending, the Pantifa Battalion?

"If only I were Commander in Chief and Ukraine had but a single neck!" "What happened to the good ole days when I if I needed children, I could order up a few dozen from my tunnels in Ukraine? Now, I have to compete with starving celebrities for immigrant children from the border!"
13411   Eric Holder   2022 Jan 25, 12:45pm  

Ceffer says
"New Poll of Globalist Wannabe Dictators and Covid Tyrants Agree War In Ukraine Necessary!"


Wait, the Globalist Wannabe Dictators and Covid Tyrants control Putin? Say it ain't so! He was the last hope for the anti-covid-tyranny crowd! (ignore QR-codes, lockdowns and criminal cases against restaurant owners who refused to enforce vaccine mandates in Russia).
13412   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 1:59pm  

Eric Holder says
He was the last hope for the anti-covid-tyranny crowd! (ignore QR-codes, lockdowns and criminal cases against restaurant owners who refused to enforce vaccine mandates in Russia).

new religion - Putin will save us!
13413   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 2:07pm  

If Putin crosses the Rio Grande with a convoy, he can get a free credit card and run for Precedent!
13414   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 2:12pm  

Ceffer says
If Putin crosses the Rio Grande with a convoy, he can get a free credit card and run for Precedent!

They nailed a few dozen Russian illegals crossing US border a few months ago...

https://www.krqe.com/news/border-report/border-report-tour/18-russian-migrants-found-in-vehicles-shot-at-while-barreling-through-california-border-crossing-cbp-says/?source=patrick.net
13416   Patrick   2022 Jan 25, 2:58pm  

Bd6r says
They nailed a few dozen Russian illegals crossing US border a few months ago...


Two vehicles that attempted to speed past a California border crossing before an officer opened fire were carrying a total of 18 Russian immigrants including young children.


This seems to be the Russian style.

I played a lot of ping pong at various tech companies over the years, and when playing Russians I found it was normal for them to try to slam the shot as often as possible.

The Chinese were far more subtle, with lots of backspin.
13417   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 4:32pm  

Patrick says
and when playing Russians

I thought they played with empty vodka bottles (which were full before they started playing).
13419   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 10:13pm  

"You like your Bidenpedo false flag, you can keep your Bidenpedo false flag"
https://www.rt.com/russia/547267-ukraine-dismisses-suggestions-invasition/?source=patrick.net
"Ukraine dismisses suggestions of imminent Russian invasion"
13422   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 10:21pm  

Well, she IS just a paid off, expendable useful idiot. What a waste of a good printing press diploma.
13423   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 10:28pm  

Biden: "Whaddya mean I don't have 8000 troops? And that nuclear football, it's made of painted styrofoam, light as a feather, and all the codes are blank. Damn you orange man, Goddam you to Hell!"
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/48142?source=patrick.net
13424   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 25, 11:05pm  

FBI warns of domestic terror threat against Electric Grid.



Apparently, with US troops going to the Ukraine, Putin has no saboteurs in the USA.
13431   Ceffer   2022 Jan 26, 1:17am  

"Doesn’t this explain why Biden wants to protect Ukraine? He wants to keep the corruption in place so he can continue to make 💰"
13434   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 26, 1:35am  

Ukraine is the Ornament. The real issue is China.

And we just had a F-35 crash in Eastern Pacific. Trump would have said it, nicer or ruder: "We know China won't interfere with our recovery operation, because they're very smart and not dumb."

Biden Admin will just flail around and maybe or maybe not recover it.

Remember the P3 under Bush, and how he wussed out utterly? Reagan or Trump would have sent a stealth fighter to crater the P3 in Hainan on the Runway if it wasn't back in 24-48 hours.
13435   Ceffer   2022 Jan 26, 1:38am  

This. Biden protecting the criminal enterprises.
https://t.me/drue86/14467?source=patrick.net
13438   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 26, 1:49am  

@Ceffer

Going off the Ukraine topic for a second

Interesting theory re: Gerontocracy.

Dems leadership is all late 70s/early 80s. They have nobody who is nationally palatable 40-70 years old.

Contrast to Rep leadership, which is younger. Sure, Romney's an old fart, but he's pretty much a spent force. They also have MTG and Gaetz, 30s and 40s, up and comers. We have tons of potential staffers in their 40s-50s prime.

The Dems only have Eric Carmaletta types, upjumped Princeton Grads still in their 20s who should never have been in their positions by virtue of their inexperience.

I think there's an amazing window here.
13440   Ceffer   2022 Jan 26, 2:09am  

LOL! Benjamin Fulford says the Rothschilds promise never to intervene in geopolitics again if they just let them go. They are just the soul of credibility. Yeah, centuries of subversion, mass murders and war, they will get off with a warning NOT!
https://t.me/Royboy17th/4163?source=patrick.net
13441   Ceffer   2022 Jan 26, 2:24am  

James Webb Space Telescope returns its first picture from space:


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