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Ha!

I envision the escape pod scene from Spaceballs.

"Nuland, you gotta tell me what to do, Jack. I can't make decisions! I'm the President!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfkNvOOiZ_8

Levine must be the bearded lady. And Mel Brooks would never get this movie made today...

Maybe Biden actually encouraged Putin to invade, to distract from the massive evidence accumulating that the vaxx has been killing people.

This one is the closest to the action:







What could go wrong?

Patrick says

I think they told the Biden body doubles they are on their own, but the silicon masks and makeup department have been evacuated to bunkers and Camp David for the duration of the Ukraine crisis.

LOL! Fake news has been claiming the White House is being evacuated, as if there was ever anybody in there to begin with.

DraftDodging Tricks:

Don't change underpants for a week, then when you get the hernia test... Good Lord, Man!

Sadly, the wearing panties and bra and lipstick trick no longer works.

Will CHYNA invade Taiwan?

Patrick says

Maybe Biden actually encouraged Putin to invade, to distract from the massive evidence accumulating that the vaxx has been killing people.

It also diverts all press coverage from, and dampens participation in, the 'Convoy to DC 2022'.
I have not heard a word of coverage.

This is a non-soyboy and non-Western and usually non-lying source: https://twitter.com/newkc14?source=patrick.net

https://kavkazcenter.com/russ/content/2022/02/24/120520/russko-ukrainskaya-vojna--moskovskuyu-ordu-nuzhno-lishit-yadernykh-klykov-i-vernut-v-granitsy-ulusa-dzhuchi.shtml

It is twatter of Chechen Al-Nusra and they report massive invasion. They have "boots on ground" on both sides.

Overall, if trump would have been Pres, this would not have happened.

Result for us will be a lot of inflation, oil above only 100 if we are lucky, expansion of State powers in an orgasmic union of neocons and lefties, stock market crash, and drop in life quality. You did it, Joe!

As to what will happen in Ukraine, it is difficult to tell and either situation will be bad. If they defeat Russians (distinct possibility because Russians are incompetent), then Russian Fuhrer will fear for his life and will become even more unpredictable. If they don't, Taiwan is next and our economy will crash harder than in 1929.

Bd6r says

Result for us will be a lot of inflation, oil above only 100 if we are lucky, expansion of State powers in an orgasmic union of neocons and lefties, stock market crash, and drop in life quality. You did it, Joe!

I concur. It’s also going to get super froggy for Europeans who were depending on that Russian gas and petroleum to move their lorries and heat their homes. Russia can sell all their gas to China which has an endless market for it. And then Europe will be quite literally out in the cold.

FuckCCP89 says

Wtf this must be a fake. Nobody can be that daft. But then again...

mell says

FuckCCP89 says

Wtf this must be a fake. Nobody can be that daft. But then again...

Like I've said many times, the fact you can't tell makes it that much worse. I think it's real they are clown world crazy.

Shaman says

And then Europe will be quite literally out in the cold.

They will generate renewable solar energy in November in Germany/sarc off

https://spectatorworld.com/topic/biden-exploits-russia-conflict-political-gain/?source=patrick.net

White House press secretary Jen Psaki, with zero self awareness, touted Biden’s “different approach” to the Russian conflict than his predecessor. Francis Fukuyama, a political scientist at Stanford, expressed gratitude that Trump is not in office, asserting that he’d “side with Russia.” Matthew Dowd, the former George W. Bush political strategist, said those blaming Biden for the invasion of Ukraine should plant a Russian flag on their lawns.

What they’re missing, obviously, is that Putin didn’t play games with Ukraine when “Russian stooge” Trump was in office. Perhaps because he had no qualms about giving Ukraine weapons assistance. Maybe because his unpredictability made him fearsome. Possibly because his statements about Russia and Putin that caused — and still cause — apoplectic responses from the establishment were surprisingly good diplomacy.


Further proof that the Biden administration is playing politics with the situation in Russia? They’re conveniently blaming the conflict for rising energy costs and supply chain issues, which have been happening since the start of Biden’s presidency. Biden and Psaki warned there would be a “cost” to pay domestically for “defending democracy and liberty” in Ukraine. CBS News published an article in lockstep with this message, reporting, “The US economy has been hit with increased gas prices, inflation and supply-chain issues due to the Ukraine crisis.”

Just like with the “blame Trump” messaging, other outlets are sure to follow suit.

RC2006 says

mell says

FuckCCP89 says

Wtf this must be a fake. Nobody can be that daft. But then again...

Like I've said many times, the fact you can't tell makes it that much worse. I think it's real they are clown world crazy.

Yep.

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-warns-russia-that-if-they-dont-stop-he-will-deploy-deadly-trans-admiral?source=patrick.net

Diversity and inclusion experts speculate the firepower in just one trans admiral is capable of leveling 3 Russian cities to the ground using the incredible destructive power of intersectional identity politics. Foreign policy experts believe Russia is outmatched by America's stunning diversity and inclusion capabilities and will soon be forced to surrender.

Sources say Ukrainian citizens will certainly sleep better tonight knowing the power of diversity is on their side.

Shaman says

I concur. It’s also going to get super froggy for Europeans who were depending on that Russian gas and petroleum to move their lorries and heat their homes. Russia can sell all their gas to China which has an endless market for it. And then Europe will be quite literally out in the cold.

Well, I'm old enough to remember certain Orange Dude offering them unlimited supply of American LNG and urging them to build terminals for it. Only Poland did build one. The rest were howling "how dares he push that disgusting product of earf-killing fracking on us!"

Dead and captured Russians:

https://twitter.com/newkc14/status/1496864938257752072?

Supposedly, destroyed Russian equipment in Sumy:

https://twitter.com/crimea_john/status/1496882370221379584?

However, we can't be 100% sure if it is Russian or Ukrainian.

More, this time Russian for sure:

https://t.me/a_shtirlitz/15731?source=patrick.net

One more destroyed Russian armor column:

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/crimea_john/status/1496828804119121927?source=patrick.net#m

Minus two Russian helicopters:

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/crimea_john/status/1496802418629165056?source=patrick.net#m

Eric Holder says

Only Poland did build one.

Lithuania in Butinge build another

Minus a few Russian armored vehicles

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/zloy_odessit/status/1496809577546981382?source=patrick.net#m

minus Russian Ka-52

https://liveuamap.com/en/2022/24-february-russian-ka52-helicopter-shot-near-hostomel?source=patrick.net

I don't want to sound way too pessimistic, but if Ukrainians beat Russian ass and Putin is afraid for his own life, we are in danger of thermonuclear war. He has thrown 80% of Russian army against Ukraine, and if something goes wrong, he will behave like a cornered rat. I don't think Russian army is motivated to fight in Ukraine (against "brotherly" Slavic nation), there are already reports of desertions (but we need to verify if these are real or Ukrainian propaganda). There are also plenty of ethnic Ukrainians in Russian army.

Might be.

Patrick says

Might be.

Putin is Bidet's puppet?

Putin is done. He is a dinosaur from another age. Time for all aged boomer world leaders to pack up their archaic world views and trot off into the sunset.

Tenpoundbass says

Must be one of them there Nazi's that Putin was referring to.

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

Tenpoundbass says

Must be one of them there Nazi's that Putin was referring to.

THE HEAD NAZI. LITERALLY HITLER'S GRANDSON!

Supposedly, Hostomel airport was taken by Russian paratroopers, but now they have been killed and captured after a many hour battle. https://nitter.pussthecat.org/newkc14/status/1496920430703173634?source=patrick.net#m

An optimistic piece of information from our favorite Al-Nusra channel says that Ukrainians burned about 200 pieces of Russian armor near Kharkov. They might be somewhat blinded in their hatred for Russians though.

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/newkc14/status/1496920201417396225?source=patrick.net#m

They also say that just before yesterday's attack, two Turkish military transports landed in Ukraine.

Bd6r says

Supposedly, Hostomel airport was taken by Russian paratroopers, but now they have been killed and captured after a many hour battle. https://nitter.pussthecat.org/newkc14/status/1496920430703173634?source=patrick.net#m

This location, I believe: https://t.me/spravdi/534?source=patrick.net

https://t.me/Absolute1776/6901?source=patrick.net

Long memories and short fuses:

Putin Begins Slavic Revenge Against Nazis With “Constructive Destruction” Doctrine

https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=193861&source=patrick.net
"Leading NATO countries pursue their own goal by fully supporting Ukraine's extreme Nazis and neo-Nazis, who, in turn, will never forgive the people of Crimea and Sevastopol for their free choice to reunify with Russia.

They will, of course, go to Crimea, like to Donbass, the way they do it, to kill, like executioners from the bands of Ukrainian Nazi supporters of Hitler were killing innocent people during World War II

Now, they also want to possess nuclear weapons. We will not let them do that."