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gabbar says

"FRANK: Jeez. She fell funny."

I'm not an astronaut!

Patrick says

I like these ideas!

The toilet is my favorite but I only get half of them

Onvacation says

I'm not an astronaut!

Lol, 5 mg is plenty until you know what you're doing.

If you think 5 mg isn't doing anything, do not have more. It can take hours to kick in, and once it does, you cannot undo it. You're in for the whole ride.

So many people have made the same mistake. Fortunately, no one ever died from being too stoned.

Want to do this to my kids

Patrick says

Onvacation says

I'm not an astronaut!

Lol, 5 mg is plenty until you know what you're doing.

If you think 5 mg isn't doing anything, do not have more. It can take hours to kick in, and once it does, you cannot undo it. You're in for the whole ride.

So many people have made the same mistake. Fortunately, no one ever died from being too stoned.

I don't often partake, but yeah, pot is WAY TOO STRONG today.

RC2006 says

Want to do this to my kids

I wouldn't dare convince my kids that poo pranks are a thing I would end up with real poo on everything.

What's the most valuable commodity in human civilization - PUSSY. Those who have it control the next generation of humans.

Woe be it to teh wymyns when men figure out how to synthesize humans. If they keep overpricing pussy, well then we'll see how complete the 'sperg incels' revenge will be.

stereotomy says

What's the most valuable commodity in human civilization - PUSSY. Those who have it control the next generation of humans.

Woe be it to teh wymyns when men figure out how to synthesize humans. If they keep overpricing pussy, well then we'll see how complete the 'sperg incels' revenge will be.

Dude, we're halfway there. That TPE canal is more convoluted than Federal Regulations. The core functionality is mostly there, including servos now for ass shaking, head bobbing (semi-randomized), and torso rocking... just need better chat AI. Rin will tell you Real Dolls already has eyes that follow you, mouths that talk in accord with phonemes, etc.

A few years of a fraction of sales of VCRs in 1983 will do the trick to bring the rest of the functionality.

Schadenfreude for all of you Boomer haters:

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:
Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

HunterTits says

Today, all those movies fit on a 32 GB SD Card stored in 1080p - that cost about $12.

I don't remember what a blank VHS tape cost back 30 years ago, but I think it was at least $2.50 It's shocking how cheap everything is.

HunterTits says

Isn't that a "I support the blue' (cops) flag? Why would that mean you can steal the gas?

zzyzzx says

Bwahaha

FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says

I hope this isn't a Real Doll replacement part.

gabbar says

Not saying the dude isn’t justified in not wanting to work mandatory overtime, but if your commute is an hour you need to move or find a new job.

The Race

If that didn't make you smile you have no heart.

Sucker and co-dependent without proper boundaries is a bit more pithy.

HunterTits says

The one turned backwards, or doesn't have a label, or is labelled something boring like "Trip to the Badlands '76" is almost guaranteed to be... Porn.