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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,321,201 views  9,785 comments

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4799   AmericanKulak   2022 Sep 1, 5:50pm  

Okay, here's an original. @Patrick

Being part Irish and part Jewish, nothing makes me happier when I hear my IRA is winning.
4800   Patrick   2022 Sep 1, 7:36pm  

Being part Irish and part Jewish myself, I'm always delighted by free drinks!

And as a Irish geek, I find these html characters to be pretty cool:

🍺🍻🍷🍹🍸🍾

They seem to be built-in to most browsers now.
4801   Ceffer   2022 Sep 1, 11:10pm  

""What happens if you light a fresh batch of cotton on fire?"
So thought the genius in China and set fire to his work."
4802   Ceffer   2022 Sep 1, 11:12pm  

AmericanKulak says

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! 9! 9!

27 on a scale of 10. Pretty impressive.
4803   HeadSet   2022 Sep 2, 1:32pm  

Ceffer says

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! 9! 9!

Um, in case some do not get the joke - 9! 9! 9! is "nein, nein, nein," as in "no, no, no" in English.
4804   Gen5   2022 Sep 2, 1:39pm  

hello
4807   Ceffer   2022 Sep 3, 8:15pm  

Gotta make sure the fertilizer is in the ground for the vodka potatoes.
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/31417
4808   Ceffer   2022 Sep 4, 10:24am  

Hummingbird hanging eight for branch surfing.
4809   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 Sep 4, 12:51pm  

Patrick says

https://notthebee.com/article/a-new-30-gadget-will-jiggle-your-mouse-to-make-your-employer-think-youre-working-and-dont-tell-the-ntb-editors-but-im-using-one-right-now




I installed software to refresh my web browser automatically every n-seconds. I used it on dating websites so it looked like I was online when in reality I wasn't even near the puter. Then I'd come back in a few hours to see what messages I received. You get way more when it appears you're online.
4811   Ceffer   2022 Sep 4, 5:43pm  

Dee Nutter? Does that mean you get a free tranny operation at closing instead of a blow job?
4812   Ceffer   2022 Sep 6, 8:03pm  

ZipperTits says




Boy, is that ever true. There is a group who relocate just to be where their kids are. There is also group who move to smaller quarters so their various vagabond kids and relatives won't be able to stay with them.. I know a guy who removed a porch from his much downsized house so they couldn't stay out there in a sleeping bag, either.
4813   BayArea   2022 Sep 7, 12:29pm  

What’s wrong with owning a big house and telling relatives they can’t stay?
4814   Tenpoundbass   2022 Sep 7, 1:29pm  

BayArea says

What’s wrong with owning a big house and telling relatives they can’t stay?


Tell them "You wouldn't want to stay here."
4815   tomtomtom   2022 Sep 7, 8:55pm  

Ceffer says

Gotta make sure the fertilizer is in the ground for the vodka potatoes.
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/31417


They need to bury all the dead solders the Nazi Ukrainian army left behind.
4819   Bd6r   2022 Sep 9, 9:12am  

Too soon?

4823   stfu   2022 Sep 12, 9:39am  

Ceffer says




That strongly implies incest
4824   Ceffer   2022 Sep 12, 9:42am  

stfu says

That strongly implies incest

Yes. Gummy bears are all close relatives. Everybody knows that.
4826   Eric Holder   2022 Sep 13, 12:13pm  

Patrick says




Are they all blondes?
4827   Tenpoundbass   2022 Sep 13, 1:42pm  

Patrick says




Perfect now the breakfast pastry supply line is disrupted.
4828   Patrick   2022 Sep 13, 1:59pm  



Testing my new single-button file upload with blonde woman looking away from steering wheel.
4831   Ceffer   2022 Sep 14, 10:29am  

"I said just take a little off the sides, not remand me to Satan." Napalm hair gel, when vaccines didn't do the job!
4832   Tenpoundbass   2022 Sep 14, 10:54am  

Hair people are like Doctors. They don't have a clue to what chemicals they are putting on your hair, or making you breathe.
They just prescribe what ever is in the bottle.
4833   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Sep 14, 11:20am  

Ceffer says

"I said just take a little off the sides, not remand me to Satan." Napalm hair gel, when vaccines didn't do the job!



my god what the fuck was that? made in china factory recall?
4835   Patrick   2022 Sep 14, 12:01pm  

First moment of ignition:



I have no idea how that could happen. How much power was going into that thing?
4836   Patrick   2022 Sep 14, 9:55pm  

Ceffer says

"I said just take a little off the sides, not remand me to Satan." Napalm hair gel, when vaccines didn't do the job!


I thought you were kidding, but maybe that's close to what happened:


The cause of the inferno is yet unclear; however, experts have blamed the blaze on excessive use of methanol-based aftershave. They believe that the barbershop’s shoddy ventilation system resulted in the chemical infiltrating the hair dryer. Then, when the device was switched on, it ignited a fire in the heating coil like an accidental Molotov cocktail.


https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/exploding-hair-dryer-sparked-fatal-barbershop-fire-video/
4837   richwicks   2022 Sep 14, 10:01pm  

Ceffer says


=


Haha, I'm not going to slut shame her, but I sure as shit wouldn't sleep with her. So gross.

I hope she at least worked as a prostitute. That I could understand.

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