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Patnet home of 23 of the worlds least sense of humor forum users.

This and the other humor thread have 23 dislikes. I mean really?

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The number 23 appears in many mysterious coincidences.

The "23 Enigma" refers to the belief that all incidents and events are directly connected to the number 23, some permutation of the number 23, or a number related to the number 23, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.

Discordianism
The "23 Enigma" in Discordianism is the belief that all events are connected to the number 23, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter. It can be seen in Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea's Illuminatus! trilogy (there called the "23/17 phenomenon"), Wilson's Cosmic Trigger I: The Final Secret of the Illuminati (there called "The Law of 23s" and "The 23 Enigma"), Arthur Koestler's Challenge of Chance, as well as the Principia Discordia. In these works, 23 is considered either lucky, unlucky, sacred to the goddess Eris, sinister, sacred to the unholy gods of the Cthulhu Mythos, or strange. Discordians regard this as a corollary of the Law of Fives.

As with most numerological claims, the 23 enigma can be viewed as an example of apophenia, selection bias, and confirmation bias. In interviews, Wilson has acknowledged the self-fulfilling nature of the 23 enigma, implying that the real value of the Laws of Fives and Twenty-threes lies in their demonstration of the mind's power to perceive "truth" in nearly anything."

Is Patnet being invaded by Globalist Gematria? WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ceffer says

Is Patnet being invaded by Globalist Gematria? WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Or is it the actual source? Double WOOOOOOO!!!!

@patrick
Looks like "almera1248" is peppering you blog with ads.

@HeadSet Yes, almera1248 was a spammer. Gone now.

Guess they're not a fan of the 'selectively evolved by advanced aliens' theory of human abstract provenances.

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Vaxxed dumb sticks, REPENT! Guess she's not into necrophilia.

Ceffer says

Vaxxed dumb sticks, REPENT! Guess she's not into necrophilia.

WTF?! I want a better prize for remaining PUREBLOOD.

Any Patnetter who has PUREBLOOD children will have to ensure that the reproductive apparatus of any prospective mate, in the words of Tony Montana, aren't "so polluted, she can't even have a baby."

Sorry for the BadTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sepjr6SFH3Q

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original link

I wonder if I could politely ask them to keep down the noise?
https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/84051

Ceffer says

I wonder if I could politely ask them to keep down the noise?

I believe men like that, didn't get into that hobby to attract chicks. They push their bodies to impress other ripped dudes, not impress the ladies.
I mean most of us either don't know any body builders or just one or two. These guys, that's the only dudes they hang out with.
I've never seen a girl describe a Mr Atlas body type, as their ideal body.

I dated this girl one time that dated a body builder just once or twice before we met and started dating. The thing is, this guy would stalk her and show up at all of her favorite places to hang out. (Could be they both liked the same type of bar and music and there are only a few around). But I was her new boyfriend that she put to him, "You have to move on, I'm dating him now..." He's standing there with all of his Weight lifter buddies. I mean you wanna stand behind her and look tough, and be strong but I felt like chiming in "...if that's alright with you..."

Luckily he accepted that he needed to move on and didn't rip my head off and shit down my neck.

Tenpoundbass says

Luckily he accepted that he needed to move on and didn't rip my head off and shit down my neck.

She might have enjoyed that. One of the dangers of the chick-o-sphere: using their male wallet convoys to induce battle rage.

I picked up a girl for a one night stand in LA in the day, we drove over to the Valley to her place. She was a weird, mediocre screw, but she kept going to the window to look out. I asked her what she was looking at, and she told me her 'boyfriend' wasn't out there, because he was an organized crime guy who melted down stolen jewelry that was made into new jewelry and sold at jewelry stores around LA and he was jealous type. I nearly picked up my clothes and bolted naked out of there. I'm glad I didn't leave any particular identifying information around.

Ceffer says

she told me her 'boyfriend' wasn't out there, because he was an organized crime guy who melted down stolen jewelry that was made into new jewelry and sold at jewelry stores around LA and he was jealous type.

Maybe that is just a story she tells to get her one-night stands to leave and not come back.

Did AOC really sit in front of Matt Gaetz like that? Seems a bit personal.

HeadSet says

Did AOC really sit in front of Matt Gaetz like that? Seems a bit personal.

She wants to date him.

cisTits says

I think they misunderstand the sticker, the person wants the war in Ukraine to end. That's what I understood it as.

AmericanKulak says

HeadSet says

Did AOC really sit in front of Matt Gaetz like that? Seems a bit personal.

She wants to date him.

He's so her type, there's college picture of her partying with White Frat boys, her boyfriend at the time she came in congress(don't know if they are still an item) was her long time college white boy friend. She's a professional advocacy provocateur through victimhood.

FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says

cisTits says

I think they misunderstand the sticker, the person wants the war in Ukraine to end. That's what I understood it as.

People displaying the Ukrainian flag don't know anything about the situation and are expressing "support" for Ukraine not knowing what it's about.

The West is using Ukraine to hurt Russia, and Ukraine is run by traitors.

richwicks says

People displaying the Ukrainian flag don't know anything about the situation and are expressing "support" for Ukraine not knowing what it's about.

That's a pretty broad statement. How are you going to prove it? That's right, you can't.

So far it's you who has shown a staggering lack of knowledge of the history, geography and politics of that part of the world. All you did is parroted CCCP propaganda word to word, down to ridiculous statement like "CCCP has the best education in the world!".

Eric Holder says

That's a pretty broad statement. How are you going to prove it? That's right, you can't.

It's pretty easy to show. Ask any of these people if they knew Victoria Nuland was picking out the next "leader" of Ukraine 2 weeks and 4 days before Ukraine's revolution.

Eric Holder says

So far it's you who has shown a staggering lack of knowledge of the history, geography and politics of that part of the world. All you did is parroted CCCP propaganda word to word,

The CCCP has been dead and gone for over 30 years - so don't drone on to me about ignorance.

If you think I'm repeating propaganda, point out the exact propaganda.

I get tired of repeating myself to you, and you continually making "mistakes", which aren't mistakes - they're just lies.

That borders on personal. I think Eric Holder believes what he says.

Patrick says

That borders on personal. I think Eric Holder believes what he says.

they talk past each other, but they are good guys i think. just close to heart personal topic for them two i think. they are all right.

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