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Time for a cool change, out with Budweiser and with the new.


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2023 Apr 7, 8:59am   37,801 views  338 comments

by Tenpoundbass   ➕follow (9)   💰tip   ignore  

Across the redneck nation there are calls for a new official beer of Rural America. Butwiper really dropped the ball and screwed the pooch on this one.
I suggest Becks or St Paulie Girl, as both of those are under $12 a 12 pack these days. Where has Butwiper has been pushing the boundaries to how much they could charge for their Cultural Grog. I wouldn't mind seeing Shiner Boc become a huge national brand with a wider distribution than it currently has. Though when I do find it at the Publix here in South Florida, it's around $10.99 or more, for a 6pack. Even Guiness is a dollar cheaper than that on average.

I heard some chime in telling everyone to support their local craft beer brewers. I have never EVER had one single beer from a craft brewer that tasted anything like a old traditional beer recipe. And that's very important to me. I don't want off tastes, and hints of herbs, berries, citrus, or your Xer's vag yeast. Whart ever the fuck they put in there!

The problem I have with local craft beers, they have no respect for the traditional tried and true methods, and just brew a proper Lager, Pilsner, Ale, or Stout. They always have some untraditional ingredients in there, that makes it taste like crap, while they give a cute flavor name, which taste nothing like they suggest. Plus you can factor a good 40% of the cost of their beer goes into their packaging and marketing efforts. They claim they are craft beers, but they are trying like hell to be a major distributor at the expense of not focusing on a product worthy of such hullabaloo. And if I'm at a one more party and there's nothing left in the beer cooler but 9 seltzer fizzy beer, or sour IPAs in the cooler. I'm going loose my mind. Who brings these nasty beers, then proceeds to drink the hosts honest real beers? Nobody likes your soda beer, and IPA leave that crap at home. Who ever is doing that!

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30   Shaman   2023 Apr 8, 3:16pm  

Or just quit drinking.
I drank for way too long until I didn’t.
It’s better.
31   GNL   2023 Apr 8, 4:12pm  

1) I recommend a documentary called "How beer saved the world.

2) I wish Anchor Steam was widely available.
34   Booger   2023 Apr 8, 5:06pm  

According to the internet, Yuengling is available nationwide. I can not verify this as it has always been available in my area.
35   Onvacation   2023 Apr 8, 5:10pm  

clambo says

A beer in Mexico I like is Pacifico.

First time I went to Mazatlán with a couple friends for spring break way back in the '80s we rented a jeep at the airport. There was a big sign on the way out of the airport about drinking and driving. Next thing you know we were behind a pickup with a bunch of kids in back, junior high school age max, and they were all drinking beer. To get in some of the clubs you had to buy two drinks, on the way in!

Mazatlan was pretty wild back then, but it felt safe to us. Pacifico was the local beer. Mexico makes good beer.
36   Onvacation   2023 Apr 8, 5:17pm  

WookieMan says

I can get a 30 pack of Busch for $15.

The St. Louis Suitcase. You got to start drinking pretty early to finish one of those.
38   GNL   2023 Apr 8, 6:00pm  

Booger says

According to the internet, Yuengling is available nationwide. I can not verify this as it has always been available in my area.

I've always been able to find it in Northern Virginia. Btw, it's the oldest brewery in America.
39   HeadSet   2023 Apr 8, 7:47pm  

stfu says

Growing up it was nothing but Genesee in my area.

Cream Ale?
40   HeadSet   2023 Apr 8, 7:49pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Across the redneck nation there are calls for a new official beer of Rural America.

I thought that was PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon). In my opinion, PBR only tastes good when bought local in Minnesota.
41   HeadSet   2023 Apr 8, 7:52pm  

Anyone miss Stroh"s? That beer was awesome until they bought out the Schlitz breweries and rebadged it.
42   clambo   2023 Apr 8, 7:53pm  

"When you're out of beer, tough Schlitz!"
44   mell   2023 Apr 9, 1:07pm  

HeadSet says

Anyone miss Stroh"s? That beer was awesome until they bought out the Schlitz breweries and rebadged it.

Stroh rum is one of the strongest
45   richwicks   2023 Apr 9, 5:11pm  

AmericanKulak says






Man, you can see this guy is going to age very badly. I think he's 27 now, by the time he's 35, he's going to look 50.
46   fdhfoiehfeoi   2023 Apr 10, 8:10am  

mell says

Becks is a pretty good German beer. Mostly enjoyed in the north, def worth it.


Paulner Heferweizen is one of my favorite German beers. One of the original Munich brewers.
47   fdhfoiehfeoi   2023 Apr 10, 8:13am  

Tenpoundbass says


Is Anchor Steam Beer still around?


Yep, one of the only breweries I know of to survive prohibition.Tenpoundbass says


Sammy Smith Oatmeal Lager Stout.


A stout and lager are two different styles. You don't mean the old England brewery Samuel Smith? Their beers are organic, very old recipe, and still very good.
48   fdhfoiehfeoi   2023 Apr 10, 8:20am  

BayArea says

Who has a list of woke beers so I can forever avoid them


I really like Modern Times beer, but stopped buying after I saw BLM shit on the bottom of one of their cans.
49   fdhfoiehfeoi   2023 Apr 10, 8:24am  

Tenpoundbass says

I think the Micro Breweries squeeze out the homebrew businesses.


You know all micro-brewers started out as home brewers right? For example, the guys who launched the home brew mart in San Diego, still one of the best stores for home brew supplies, also launched Ballast Point(bought out by a macro-brewery, sad). Same guys are also behind Cutwater spirits.
50   fdhfoiehfeoi   2023 Apr 10, 8:27am  

Booger says

According to the internet, Yuengling is available nationwide. I can not verify this as it has always been available in my area.


It is, and technically a macro-brewery due to volume they produce. I think same for Stone, but they've never changed ownership.
51   fdhfoiehfeoi   2023 Apr 10, 8:28am  

Onvacation says


Pacifico was the local beer. Mexico makes good beer.


Pacifico is one of the better Mexican beers. Actually founded by Germans though(seriously). Although Mexico does have micro-breweries as well. One of the best Belgium style beers I have had was from Cross Border Psycho, a Tijuana brewery.
52   Onvacation   2023 Apr 10, 2:05pm  

She believes in rainbows and puppy dogs. Launches a desperate campaign to get new drinkers.
53   Onvacation   2023 Apr 10, 2:07pm  

"Evolve and elevate this incredibly iconic brand!'
55   RC2006   2023 Apr 10, 4:51pm  

Patrick says






Not even close to where it needs to drop to.
57   Patrick   2023 Apr 10, 9:50pm  

https://nypost.com/2023/04/07/inside-the-woke-scoring-system-guiding-american-companies/


Executives at companies like Nike, Anheuser-Busch and Kate Spade, whose brand endorsements have turned controversial trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney into today’s woke “It girl,” aren’t just virtue signaling.

They’re handing out lucrative deals to what were once considered fringe celebrities because they have to — or risk failing an all-important social credit score that could make or break their businesses.

At stake is their Corporate Equality Index — or CEI — score, which is overseen by the Human Rights Campaign, the largest LGBTQ+ political lobbying group in the world.

HRC, which has received millions from George Soros’ Open Society Foundation among others, issues report cards for America’s biggest corporations via the CEI: awarding or subtracting points for how well companies adhere to what HRC calls its “rating criteria.”

Businesses that attain the maximum 100 total points earn the coveted title “Best Place To Work For LGBTQ Equality.” Fifteen of the top 20 Fortune-ranked companies received 100% ratings last year, according to HRC data.
59   Patrick   2023 Apr 13, 6:54pm  

https://notthebee.com/article/heres-some-college-photos-from-the-director-of-advertising-for-anheuser-busch-who-wanted-to-kill-bud-lights-fratty-image-and-may-have-killed-the-entire-brand


Here's some college photos from the marketing VP who wanted to kill Bud Light's "fratty” image and may have killed the entire brand

Bud Light's advertising is under the direction of the industry's first-ever female ad executive and her decisions sure have been... bold.

Alissa Heinerscheid lectured the brand on being too "fratty" and wanted the brand to be more inclusive.

Well, as it always turns out, the woke are usually just trying to promote "inclusion" and "diversity" to make up for their own personal shortcomings.

Daily Caller found some very interesting photos of Ms. Heinerscheid from her college days and, let's just say she has absolutely no room to lecture anyone about a "fratty" image. ...


60   Ceffer   2023 Apr 13, 6:56pm  

Patrick says

Corporate Equality Index — or CEI

It wouldn't mean a drizzly shit if it weren't tied to their available bank liquidity.
61   Karloff   2023 Apr 13, 8:22pm  

These companies who worship at the feet of the CEI better hope their billionaire-bucks keep rolling in, because their customer-bucks are disappearing quickly. Apparently they lost $6B in 6 days after this stunt.

I used to drink Bud. No more. Need to avoid all of In Bev's brands, which covers quite a few. They even get sneaky and buy up popular micro breweries so they can trick people like myself who think they're "buying local".
62   Onvacation   2023 Apr 13, 9:25pm  

Before and After


63   fdhfoiehfeoi   2023 Apr 14, 7:54am  

I call BS on execs claiming they weren't informed of ad campaign. How the fuck do you work at the C-level and not know what's going on in your own company? If it were true, I'd fire all of them for falling asleep at the wheel.
64   zzyzzx   2023 Apr 14, 10:17am  

Fuck Bud Light music video:
https://youtu.be/c5JOq0V0hAY
65   zzyzzx   2023 Apr 14, 10:38am  

Perhaps they should rebrand as Butt Light.

Made with the finest gay hops and barley.

new slogan:
"Come out of the closet and head for the mountains."

Why is QueerBeer so important to transgender and gay people? They need to be able to go out and order Budweiser so people know who they are in a crowded room. "Hey bartender, I'll take a BUD". Now all the gay people at the bar can focus on that person. BUD is now a big sort of gay flag.

I correctly guessed that I'd find a picture of Bruce Jenner with Budweiser (in this case a Budweiser Tshirt)

66   Tenpoundbass   2023 Apr 14, 1:07pm  

We should reinstate the 80's style of gender identity.

Drop the pronouns system, and go back to the earring system.
Straight guys have an earring in the left ear, while all of the Gay people wear it in their right ear.
67   Ceffer   2023 Apr 14, 1:47pm  

Butt Beer: you never know where they got the yeast.
68   Ceffer   2023 Apr 14, 1:49pm  

And while we are all worried about tranny beer, what magician's trick are they distracting us from?

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