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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,413,585 views  36,330 comments

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25211   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 11:26am  

"They had to repair the $60k Biden mask in several spots."
Why engage and pay for elaborate diversions and false flags? All you need to do to monopolize the air waves with distraction is for the Biden Actor to do his Buster Keaton senile act with pratfalls. Whoopee cushions and staged sharts will be even better.

25212   Onvacation   2023 Jun 4, 11:35am  

Patrick says





REAL women never see urinals at all! Except at rock concerts; the line at the ladies room is too long.
25213   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 11:37am  

DEWs. They're BAAAA-ACK. Canada being eviscerated, wonder which California towns will be reduced to dust this year?

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/3157
25214   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 11:48am  

Onvacation says

REAL women never see urinals at all! Except at rock concerts; the line at the ladies room is too long.

Who is more directionally impaired? A standing woman lifting her skirt to pee or a beer drunk male football fan? Isn't there a scientific scatter gram for that?
25215   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 11:56am  

Hunter's face looks really sticky. I wonder what that is?

25216   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 12:24pm  

How come Cartel Katie wasn't giving them a protected honor guard? The CCP 'Revenge of the Opium Wars" continues apace.

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/3159
25217   Onvacation   2023 Jun 4, 3:40pm  

Ceffer says

DEWs. They're BAAAA-ACK. Canada being eviscerated

DEW's? Or hippies with Bic lighters trying to prove the "Truth" of global warming climate change.
25218   Onvacation   2023 Jun 4, 3:42pm  

Ceffer says

a beer drunk male football fan

could hose down a mosquito from 72 inches.
25219   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2023 Jun 4, 3:47pm  

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like
just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
25224   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 4:04pm  

Onvacation says

hippies with Bic lighters

A few of them, too. In California it would be more like hired pyromaniac illegals along the roadways. But, they couldn't possibly match the scope, destruction or logistics of the DEWs. The earth watchers can see the razor straight beams from the sky hitting the ignited spots.
25226   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 4:28pm  

Silly. Tranny Fluid is the ever oozing pus and weeping from their non healing castration mutilations. Everybody knows that.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/107029
25227   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 4:28pm  



25228   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 4:37pm  



25229   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 4:37pm  



25230   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 4:38pm  

At least some of this is sad but true.

25231   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 4:42pm  



25232   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 4:43pm  

Gollee, that's putting it so nicely.

25234   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 4:45pm  

In like Biden.

25235   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 4:46pm  



25236   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 4:47pm  

So sorry the Russians are shutting down our adrenochrome factories milking the blood of the abducted children. Guess I get no more air kisses from Hollywood. I will miss making Sean Penn think he is saving the world.

25237   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 4:53pm  

It can join IHLlary's Frazzledrip video, which made cops who watched it vomit. Now, seven out of nine of those cops that saw it have been suicided by the Clinton assassin militia. Podesta is a Rockefeller.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/47053
25238   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 4:56pm  

And you thought your air guitar routine was so cool. Air demon fucking. At least it looks like the demon got her G spot. Hope she doesn't suffer any job discrimination after this.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/47057
25240   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 5:10pm  

She was lucky. At least he didn't put her in the wood chipper to fertilize his roses.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/47071
25241   REpro   2023 Jun 4, 5:15pm  

NO, for gas stoves.
YES, to burn it in field.


25242   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 5:21pm  

C'mon, Ron, just fess up and call Jeb a bosom buddy, and Soros and Klaus kissin' cousins.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/47092
25243   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 5:51pm  

"What we are doing is delegating the Bad Karma to our corporate stooge liquidity slaves and useful idiots You know how that karma can come back and bite you in the ass, so we like to keep all the Satanist value inversions offloaded onto bribed, browbeaten and blackmailed apparatchiks."

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/47093
25244   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 5:54pm  

"Those damned Slavs, just can't kill each other fast enough. That fool Hitler was supposed to eliminate them down to their last shred of DNA and failed like a moron. Now, Satan and I have to finish the job for him."

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/47094
25245   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 5:59pm  

Looks like somebody hasn't gotten the memo from the Rockefellers. Soon to be the 'in memoriam' chief psychiatrist of John Hopkins. "We didn't buy the entire medical establishment just so some Yahoo can come out and speak the truth!"

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/47099
25246   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 6:02pm  

Tenpoundbass was always right. Never download Hunter laptop photos. He will never be prosecuted, but you will.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/47102
25247   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 6:06pm  

Yeah, we already guessed that. DARPA, making us pay for our own surveillance, poisoning, brainwashing, disinformation assaults and vaccine suicide. How Rockefeller and Club of Rome of them.

25248   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 6:15pm  

I would be a lot more scared if it were 28 female sheep. How sexist.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/47141
25249   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 6:20pm  

Well, he could be right, if the Constitution he is talking about is the Roman Constitution of the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC and not the Republic. "You have a constitutional right as an unborn citizen of the Corporation to be a food and tissue bank chattels. As we like to call the unborn in DC, niblets, guffaw."

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/47149
25250   Ceffer   2023 Jun 4, 10:16pm  

Mathematics is defined as "Dat White Man Hoodoo Sheeyat." Computer Science is defined as "Next Netflix acting gig."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30652

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