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SharkyP says

I’ll never own another F-type. So there Jaguar! your just plain stupid. Remember Bud Light???

Is this for the car company???? I didn't see a car. The font is different than I recall. It does look like some sort of parody as AK mentions.

The only other thing is if there are gay tv channels and they advertise there? I don't watch TV so I don't know what they are, but could be direct target marketing and wouldn't be on ESPN and major networks. Also wouldn't ever watch gay content anyway, so who knows.

If they're targeting that market I kind of understand if it's real. Keep your stuff in your closet or channel and I don't care. I just don't want my kids to ever somehow see that BS. Hence why we control content as much as we can. Any new friends of the kids get a thorough background check. Their parents. Not a joke. Kids don't know, but I vet every kid they've hung out with. So far so good.

No gay parents unless we're there. We only know one lesbian couple. Either way this video is trash and if put on all stations sales will plummet. No one wants to be seen in a gay car. I'm still confused if this is the car company or a fag clothing line though.

It's real. The marketing director there is gay.

I haven't seen a jag driving on the road in a long time, every once and a while I'll see an old one. Do they even have much of a market anymore in the US?

Lol .05% of market with starting MSRP of 60k, clown level car sales.

Maybe this is good marketing since their sales are even less than the amount of gay people.

They stopped production not long ago. Probably not going to restart ever again.

Another Baphomet tranny vomit rocket. What did Jaguar do to earn this corporate demolition wrath?

Guess Jaguar will be reduced to making Connolly leather S&M whips and outfits.

jags were beautiful cars but the cost of parts and maintenance was ridiculous.

It's European advertising. Looks like it.

All models produced by Jaguar Land Rover are supposed to be EV starting in 2025, I think.

If you can't afford the butler and chauffeur to drive and maintain the bag of bolts, than you shouldn't have the car. That seems to be the British anthem for the traditional horrible reliability of their auto products. I guess the old Land Rover gas guzzler SUVs were somewhat better than sedans.

I remember a staff guy in New Orleans who bought one for status and had horrible experience with the air conditioning in it (New Orleans weather needs car air conditioning) and water leakage (also need a water tight car for tropical downpours). He suffered with that thing as a hair shirt because of the looks and chic.

Bullshit AI

Jags are the only import that were so fucked up that it was common to swap its euro trash engine for a US V8 in the the 90s.

Ceffer says

water leakage (also need a water tight car for tropical downpours)

I heard a guy with a Jag who went through 3 sealant treatments before he went off-dealer and got it properly fixed.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Well, correct, but one might be more inclined to call it common sense.

Clever girl:

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Clever girl:

I'd take her, obviously, but, her body proportions are all wrong. No woman with those thighs and tits can have a 20-inch waist. I call AI shenanigans.

Top heavy > Bottom Heavy

stereotomy says

I call AI shenanigans.

It is blatant AI. No one has thumbs like that, either. Also, the boat is moving fast enough to have a wake and wave a flag, but her hair is like being in a room with no wind.

HeadSet says

stereotomy says

I call AI shenanigans.

It is blatant AI. No one has thumbs like that, either. Also, the boat is moving fast enough to have a wake and wave a flag, but her hair is like being in a room with no wind.

Way back in the day before AI, and when I used to watch TV, I'd constantly resist programming by saying things to myself like "Nose job," "Bolt ons," "Sliced and diced."

This was to prevent my brain from being programmed by fake "beauty" and appreciate natural women. The much maligned @Richwicks impressed me in this one respect - he refused to watch fiction, because he thought that it conditioned people to consider fake or psychopathic feigned emotions as legitimate.

Males need to be aware of the visual tools used to enslave them. Like @Wookieman says, live life IRL, shun the boob tube.

stereotomy says

No woman with those thighs and tits can have a 20-inch waist. I call AI shenanigans.

Sorry, but those waists are real. I think some lower ribs are surgically removed.

Extreme example is Alena Omovych:

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

stereotomy says

No woman with those thighs and tits can have a 20-inch waist. I call AI shenanigans.

Sorry, but those waists are real. I think some lower ribs are surgically removed.

Extreme example is Alena Omovych:

Omovych's waist is not 20 inches - more like 22-24 inches. Besides that, she has bolt-ons, Look, I'm not saying it's possible, just that it's extremely imiprobable to be real as opposed to airbrush/AI.

I feel sorry for her. God knows what she did to herself, but she's not attractive.

Patrick says

I feel sorry for her. God knows what she did to herself, but she's not attractive.

She caught a lot of flak for that, yes. I think she had like seven surgeries total.

I guess, Jaguar brand was bought-over by successful conservative conglomerate TATA group in India.
But it sounded like it took a wrong path by its management in EU.

Apparently, they are courting the market for gay, overpriced, electric vehicles.

It’s from training the waist with corsets.

zzyzzx says

Apparently, they are courting the market for gay, overpriced, electric vehicles.

Bad strategy. Gays are likely some of the poorest people. If I have an inkling that you're gay I won't do business with you. I won't hate you, but I'm generally not doing business with you. Kind of the same with blacks. Blacks are lazy and gays are soft. I'm a trust guy and it takes a lot to get trust from me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBXEKhg4JcI&t=115s

The comments are priceless.

Hitler reaction to Jaguar ad:

https://youtu.be/AKt3R2W8qzY?si=5UXqoK1utWb2f7w0

I hate to think how they have re-designed the tail pipes.

Booger says

Hitler reaction to Jaguar ad:

https://youtu.be/AKt3R2W8qzY?si=5UXqoK1utWb2f7w0

Lol one of the best yet!