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mikey
2010 Feb 24, 1:07am
I'm a loose canon and my balls are ready to fire. I'm no dud and I don't shoot blanks.
elliemae
2010 Feb 24, 10:51pm
I've shelled out enough puns. You don't have to go ballistic on me, what a cop out.
mikey
2010 Feb 25, 3:16am
Don't you mean blue ballistic? I'm no dum-dum. Happiness is a warm pun, so let's have a pow wow.
elliemae
2010 Feb 25, 1:12pm
I'm gonna walk the straight an arrow from now on. I'm not trigger happy.
mikey
2010 Feb 25, 4:39pm
This is like the pun fight at the O.K. Corral. I guess it's worth a shot so long as you're in range.
elliemae
2010 Feb 25, 10:28pm
You're right on target with that one - but you missed your mark on the others.
elliemae
2010 Feb 26, 11:01am
You go off on me for no reason, no concept of safety. I'm thrilled with the caliber of man you are. I bow to thee.
mikey
2010 Feb 26, 11:20am
Are you still casing this joint to scope it out? Well, I'm up in arms about it. You need to control yourself, if that thought registers with you. You could use a cooling off period, that's my automatic response.
elliemae
2010 Feb 26, 11:27pm
DID anyone get a bang out of this yet??
What I do in the privacy of my own bedroom is MY business!
mikey
2010 Feb 27, 10:35am
Puns can be deadly weapons and I hear that Obama is planning to confiscate them, so I may have to go underground.
PS: From my cold dead hands, Mr. Obama.
elliemae
2010 Feb 27, 2:27pm
I'm gunning for number one, that's for sure. I'd kill for that honor.
elliemae
2010 Feb 28, 2:08am
uhhhhhhhhhhh. I got nuthin...
Mikey, you are the best! I've had a rough week and one of the few things that I've had to look foward to is the brain exercises that you put me through. It takes my mind off of the stressful stuff.
Go forth & pun with that, my man.
mikey
2010 Feb 28, 5:01am
I am not worthy of such an accolade.
But remember this: When puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns. At least that's what my pal Rick O' Shay keeps telling me, and shoot, he's sharp.
News, Student shot during gun safety class.
ORLANDO, Fla., Feb. 21 (UPI) -- A gun safety class attendee in Orlando, Fla., was accidentally shot in the foot by his instructor, police reported.
Robert Frauman Jr., 50, was one of three students at a concealed weapons certification class at Summit Church Saturday, when he was struck by the stray bullet, a church spokeswoman told the Orlando Sentinel, adding he was "doing well" and the bullet did not hit any bones.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/02/21/Student-shot-during-gun-safety-class/UPI-87701266772715/
*** This is what I call a holy dishonorable discharge. Seems like they need to set their sights on an instructor of a higher caliber. This is no way to get the lead out. It's aimless.
Why take pot shots? Â Where's the fire? This is certainly a booming business and it's smoking hot
right now, exploding onto scene.
It's possible that the instructor might have been loaded. He needs to bite the butllet.
BTW, this story really makes my day. I got a bang out of it.
I'd like to post more but I'm going off to take a pistol, then I'm heading to Target to apply for a revolving charge account. Shoot, it's a shot in the dark but I might as well since they've been gunning for me lately. While I'm there I just might pick up a Tickle Me Ammo toy for my nephew
But how do I conseal it for a surprise?
It's been a blast but since I'm calling the shots, I really have to take a powder right now.