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Patrick
2020 Dec 23, 10:27pm
Patrick
2020 Dec 23, 10:27pm
From now on, instead of actually replying a personal comment, I propose that everyone just paste in this reply:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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SoTex
2020 Dec 23, 10:40pm
SoTex
2020 Dec 23, 10:40pm
Patrick says
I know that guy! I'm just too chicken to say his name.
I propose that everyone just paste in this reply:
I know that guy! I'm just too chicken to say his name.
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Ceffer
2020 Dec 23, 11:15pm
Ceffer
2020 Dec 23, 11:15pm
Navy Seals go to classes? Who sends them to the principal's office?
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RWSGFY
2020 Dec 24, 5:06pm
RWSGFY
2020 Dec 24, 5:06pm
Ceffer says
Chuck Norris, of course.
Navy Seals go to classes? Who sends them to the principal's office?
Chuck Norris, of course.
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Onvacation
2020 Dec 26, 10:23pm
Onvacation
2020 Dec 26, 10:23pm
There's gonna be a fire when you wear those "wood lined boots" with the "Fireside Crew Socks"
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jan 5, 7:25pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jan 5, 7:25pm
LOL the next one was even better. My Squigga!
https://rumble.com/v7tl1n-squirrel-makes-off-with-smoke.html
https://rumble.com/v7tl1n-squirrel-makes-off-with-smoke.html
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richwicks
2021 Jan 6, 6:48am
richwicks
2021 Jan 6, 6:48am
Tenpoundbass says
Wouldn't be so funny if they were in a state park.
LOL the next one was even better. My Squigga!
https://rumble.com/v7tl1n-squirrel-makes-off-with-smoke.html
Wouldn't be so funny if they were in a state park.
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richwicks
2021 Jan 6, 7:04am
richwicks
2021 Jan 6, 7:04am
Tenpoundbass says
I didn't get that, so I looked it up:
www.youtube.com/embed/nv33eaygVDQ
They made it into a film too, the synopsis is a little disturbing.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074995/?ref_=ttpl_pl_tt
I didn't get that, so I looked it up:
www.youtube.com/embed/nv33eaygVDQ
They made it into a film too, the synopsis is a little disturbing.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074995/?ref_=ttpl_pl_tt
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richwicks
2021 Jan 12, 7:23pm
richwicks
2021 Jan 12, 7:23pm
FuckCCP89 says
To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.
But my best guess is
(20*30)
- 1/4 (πr5^2)
- 1/4 (πr10^2)
- 1/4 (r4^2 - (πr4^2))
- 1/4 (r6^2 - (πr6^2))
This is assuming the center of each circle is on the edges of what otherwise would be the rectangle, and would be make a quarter circle on the upper left and lower right edges of the rectangle.
Boy, my math has really gone to shit. I should study for an SAT test - from 1990.
To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.
But my best guess is
(20*30)
- 1/4 (πr5^2)
- 1/4 (πr10^2)
- 1/4 (r4^2 - (πr4^2))
- 1/4 (r6^2 - (πr6^2))
This is assuming the center of each circle is on the edges of what otherwise would be the rectangle, and would be make a quarter circle on the upper left and lower right edges of the rectangle.
Boy, my math has really gone to shit. I should study for an SAT test - from 1990.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jan 12, 7:28pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jan 12, 7:28pm
richwicks says
To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.
To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.
To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.
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richwicks
2021 Jan 12, 9:24pm
richwicks
2021 Jan 12, 9:24pm
Tenpoundbass says
Well either good marketer or a complete bastard. Did he sell that much flooring for a bathroom or a closet?
When I used to bike a lot, I had to replace my chain periodically. Chain is always too long (has to be) and I'd return the extra 5-7 links demanding a pro-rated refund and act seriously. A lot of salesman remember me for that, after they realized I was kidding.
richwicks saysTo be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.
To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.
Well either good marketer or a complete bastard. Did he sell that much flooring for a bathroom or a closet?
When I used to bike a lot, I had to replace my chain periodically. Chain is always too long (has to be) and I'd return the extra 5-7 links demanding a pro-rated refund and act seriously. A lot of salesman remember me for that, after they realized I was kidding.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jan 12, 9:38pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jan 12, 9:38pm
And get this carpet is 12 foot wide, so they have to buy 24 x 30, there's the four feet by 30 strip and the cutouts for those corners.
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SoTex
2021 Jan 12, 10:38pm
SoTex
2021 Jan 12, 10:38pm
richwicks says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgHcYxKjwVE
I'd return the extra 5-7 links demanding a pro-rated refund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgHcYxKjwVE
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