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SoTex
2020 Dec 23, 10:40pm
SoTex
2020 Dec 23, 10:40pm
Patrick says
I know that guy! I'm just too chicken to say his name.
I propose that everyone just paste in this reply:
I know that guy! I'm just too chicken to say his name.
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Ceffer
2020 Dec 23, 11:15pm
Ceffer
2020 Dec 23, 11:15pm
Navy Seals go to classes? Who sends them to the principal's office?
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RWSGFY
2020 Dec 24, 5:06pm
RWSGFY
2020 Dec 24, 5:06pm
Ceffer says
Chuck Norris, of course.
Navy Seals go to classes? Who sends them to the principal's office?
Chuck Norris, of course.
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Onvacation
2020 Dec 26, 10:23pm
Onvacation
2020 Dec 26, 10:23pm
There's gonna be a fire when you wear those "wood lined boots" with the "Fireside Crew Socks"
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jan 5, 7:25pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jan 5, 7:25pm
LOL the next one was even better. My Squigga!
https://rumble.com/v7tl1n-squirrel-makes-off-with-smoke.html
https://rumble.com/v7tl1n-squirrel-makes-off-with-smoke.html
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richwicks
2021 Jan 6, 6:48am
richwicks
2021 Jan 6, 6:48am
Tenpoundbass says
Wouldn't be so funny if they were in a state park.
LOL the next one was even better. My Squigga!
https://rumble.com/v7tl1n-squirrel-makes-off-with-smoke.html
Wouldn't be so funny if they were in a state park.
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richwicks
2021 Jan 6, 7:04am
richwicks
2021 Jan 6, 7:04am
Tenpoundbass says
I didn't get that, so I looked it up:
www.youtube.com/embed/nv33eaygVDQ
They made it into a film too, the synopsis is a little disturbing.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074995/?ref_=ttpl_pl_tt
I didn't get that, so I looked it up:
www.youtube.com/embed/nv33eaygVDQ
They made it into a film too, the synopsis is a little disturbing.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074995/?ref_=ttpl_pl_tt
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richwicks
2021 Jan 12, 7:23pm
richwicks
2021 Jan 12, 7:23pm
FuckCCP89 says
To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.
But my best guess is
(20*30)
- 1/4 (πr5^2)
- 1/4 (πr10^2)
- 1/4 (r4^2 - (πr4^2))
- 1/4 (r6^2 - (πr6^2))
This is assuming the center of each circle is on the edges of what otherwise would be the rectangle, and would be make a quarter circle on the upper left and lower right edges of the rectangle.
Boy, my math has really gone to shit. I should study for an SAT test - from 1990.
To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.
But my best guess is
(20*30)
- 1/4 (πr5^2)
- 1/4 (πr10^2)
- 1/4 (r4^2 - (πr4^2))
- 1/4 (r6^2 - (πr6^2))
This is assuming the center of each circle is on the edges of what otherwise would be the rectangle, and would be make a quarter circle on the upper left and lower right edges of the rectangle.
Boy, my math has really gone to shit. I should study for an SAT test - from 1990.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jan 12, 7:28pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jan 12, 7:28pm
richwicks says
To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.
To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.
To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.
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richwicks
2021 Jan 12, 9:24pm
richwicks
2021 Jan 12, 9:24pm
Tenpoundbass says
Well either good marketer or a complete bastard. Did he sell that much flooring for a bathroom or a closet?
When I used to bike a lot, I had to replace my chain periodically. Chain is always too long (has to be) and I'd return the extra 5-7 links demanding a pro-rated refund and act seriously. A lot of salesman remember me for that, after they realized I was kidding.
richwicks saysTo be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.
To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.
Well either good marketer or a complete bastard. Did he sell that much flooring for a bathroom or a closet?
When I used to bike a lot, I had to replace my chain periodically. Chain is always too long (has to be) and I'd return the extra 5-7 links demanding a pro-rated refund and act seriously. A lot of salesman remember me for that, after they realized I was kidding.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jan 12, 9:38pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jan 12, 9:38pm
And get this carpet is 12 foot wide, so they have to buy 24 x 30, there's the four feet by 30 strip and the cutouts for those corners.
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SoTex
2021 Jan 12, 10:38pm
SoTex
2021 Jan 12, 10:38pm
richwicks says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgHcYxKjwVE
I'd return the extra 5-7 links demanding a pro-rated refund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgHcYxKjwVE
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