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3066   Cash   2021 Jan 11, 8:37pm  

3069   richwicks   2021 Jan 12, 7:23pm  

FuckCCP89 says


To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.

But my best guess is

(20*30)
- 1/4 (πr5^2)
- 1/4 (πr10^2)
- 1/4 (r4^2 - (πr4^2))
- 1/4 (r6^2 - (πr6^2))

This is assuming the center of each circle is on the edges of what otherwise would be the rectangle, and would be make a quarter circle on the upper left and lower right edges of the rectangle.

Boy, my math has really gone to shit. I should study for an SAT test - from 1990.
3070   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jan 12, 7:28pm  

richwicks says
To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.


To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.
3071   richwicks   2021 Jan 12, 9:24pm  

Tenpoundbass says
richwicks says
To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.


To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.


Well either good marketer or a complete bastard. Did he sell that much flooring for a bathroom or a closet?

When I used to bike a lot, I had to replace my chain periodically. Chain is always too long (has to be) and I'd return the extra 5-7 links demanding a pro-rated refund and act seriously. A lot of salesman remember me for that, after they realized I was kidding.
3072   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jan 12, 9:38pm  

And get this carpet is 12 foot wide, so they have to buy 24 x 30, there's the four feet by 30 strip and the cutouts for those corners.
3073   SoTex   2021 Jan 12, 10:38pm  

richwicks says
I'd return the extra 5-7 links demanding a pro-rated refund


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgHcYxKjwVE
3075   Cash   2021 Jan 14, 7:55am  


3078   Ceffer   2021 Jan 18, 12:09pm  

Booger says


Now, how exactly would one know it tastes like cock?
3080   Eric Holder   2021 Jan 21, 2:45pm  

RC2006 says


This is some creepy shit right there.
3081   Ceffer   2021 Jan 21, 3:40pm  

Eric Holder says
This is some creepy shit right there.

Adrenochrome rush.
3087   Tenpoundbass   2021 Feb 1, 9:33am  

HunterTits says


What a lowbrow kitchen? Maria must have taken him to the cleaners.
3088   Eric Holder   2021 Feb 1, 9:42am  

Booger says



Kamala, is that you?
3089   HeadSet   2021 Feb 2, 8:46am  

Eric Holder says
Booger says



Kamala, is that you?


No, if Kamala, the mouth would be the supersized hole.
3097   Bd6r   2021 Feb 4, 2:57pm  



3098   Tenpoundbass   2021 Feb 4, 6:35pm  

More a statement of truth than a funny

3099   Patrick   2021 Feb 5, 9:18am  

BLM Nominated For New Nobel Mostly Peaceful Prize


https://babylonbee.com/video/23 (requires premium membership)
3100   RC2006   2021 Feb 5, 9:20am  

Patrick says
BLM Nominated For New Nobel Mostly Peaceful Prize


https://babylonbee.com/video/23 (requires premium membership)


3101   Patrick   2021 Feb 5, 9:52am  

This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.
3102   Bd6r   2021 Feb 5, 9:53am  

Patrick says
This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.

And, mark my words, they have a good chance of getting it.
3103   RWSGFY   2021 Feb 5, 9:58am  

Patrick says
This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.


It's not like actual terrorists with blood on their hands weren't previously awarded it (cough, Arafat, cough). Compared to PLO, BLM is a fucking church choir.

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