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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,299,457 views  9,462 comments

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3069   richwicks   2021 Jan 12, 7:23pm  

FuckCCP89 says


To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.

But my best guess is

(20*30)
- 1/4 (πr5^2)
- 1/4 (πr10^2)
- 1/4 (r4^2 - (πr4^2))
- 1/4 (r6^2 - (πr6^2))

This is assuming the center of each circle is on the edges of what otherwise would be the rectangle, and would be make a quarter circle on the upper left and lower right edges of the rectangle.

Boy, my math has really gone to shit. I should study for an SAT test - from 1990.
3070   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jan 12, 7:28pm  

richwicks says
To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.


To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.
3071   richwicks   2021 Jan 12, 9:24pm  

Tenpoundbass says
richwicks says
To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.


To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.


Well either good marketer or a complete bastard. Did he sell that much flooring for a bathroom or a closet?

When I used to bike a lot, I had to replace my chain periodically. Chain is always too long (has to be) and I'd return the extra 5-7 links demanding a pro-rated refund and act seriously. A lot of salesman remember me for that, after they realized I was kidding.
3072   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jan 12, 9:38pm  

And get this carpet is 12 foot wide, so they have to buy 24 x 30, there's the four feet by 30 strip and the cutouts for those corners.
3073   SoTex   2021 Jan 12, 10:38pm  

richwicks says
I'd return the extra 5-7 links demanding a pro-rated refund


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgHcYxKjwVE
3075   Cash   2021 Jan 14, 7:55am  


3078   Ceffer   2021 Jan 18, 12:09pm  

Booger says


Now, how exactly would one know it tastes like cock?
3080   Eric Holder   2021 Jan 21, 2:45pm  

RC2006 says


This is some creepy shit right there.
3081   Ceffer   2021 Jan 21, 3:40pm  

Eric Holder says
This is some creepy shit right there.

Adrenochrome rush.
3087   Tenpoundbass   2021 Feb 1, 9:33am  

HunterTits says


What a lowbrow kitchen? Maria must have taken him to the cleaners.
3088   Eric Holder   2021 Feb 1, 9:42am  

Booger says



Kamala, is that you?
3089   HeadSet   2021 Feb 2, 8:46am  

Eric Holder says
Booger says



Kamala, is that you?


No, if Kamala, the mouth would be the supersized hole.
3097   Bd6r   2021 Feb 4, 2:57pm  



3098   Tenpoundbass   2021 Feb 4, 6:35pm  

More a statement of truth than a funny

3099   Patrick   2021 Feb 5, 9:18am  

BLM Nominated For New Nobel Mostly Peaceful Prize


https://babylonbee.com/video/23 (requires premium membership)
3100   RC2006   2021 Feb 5, 9:20am  

Patrick says
BLM Nominated For New Nobel Mostly Peaceful Prize


https://babylonbee.com/video/23 (requires premium membership)


3101   Patrick   2021 Feb 5, 9:52am  

This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.
3102   Bd6r   2021 Feb 5, 9:53am  

Patrick says
This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.

And, mark my words, they have a good chance of getting it.
3103   RWSGFY   2021 Feb 5, 9:58am  

Patrick says
This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.


It's not like actual terrorists with blood on their hands weren't previously awarded it (cough, Arafat, cough). Compared to PLO, BLM is a fucking church choir.
3104   RWSGFY   2021 Feb 5, 10:02am  

Rb6d says
Patrick says
This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.

And, mark my words, they have a good chance of getting it.


They have it in the bag.
3105   Misc   2021 Feb 5, 10:14am  

They're getting it because ... they aren't George W. Bush.
3107   richwicks   2021 Feb 6, 4:04pm  

FuckCCP89 says
It's not like actual terrorists with blood on their hands weren't previously awarded it (cough, Arafat, cough). Compared to PLO, BLM is a fucking church choir.


Does Israel kill more Palestinians than Palestinians kill Israelis? I'm so tired of the cognitive dissonance that is everywhere.
3108   Ceffer   2021 Feb 6, 4:47pm  

I hear Joe Biden formally adopted Charlie Sheen.

"We hear that he lost all his money on coke and whores. He's a good fit for the family, and will make an excellent envoy to the CCP, as long as he keeps his hands off the twelve year olds in my shower. Since all this pedophilia publicity, they are getting a lot more difficult to come by. Heh, heh, Come By, I made a funny!"

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