patrick.net

And get this carpet is 12 foot wide, so they have to buy 24 x 30, there's the four feet by 30 strip and the cutouts for those corners.

richwicks says

I'd return the extra 5-7 links demanding a pro-rated refund

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgHcYxKjwVE

Booger says

Now, how exactly would one know it tastes like cock?

RC2006 says

This is some creepy shit right there.

Eric Holder says

This is some creepy shit right there.

Adrenochrome rush.

HunterTits says

What a lowbrow kitchen? Maria must have taken him to the cleaners.

Booger says

Kamala, is that you?

Eric Holder says

Booger says

Kamala, is that you?

No, if Kamala, the mouth would be the supersized hole.

More a statement of truth than a funny

BLM Nominated For New Nobel Mostly Peaceful Prize

https://babylonbee.com/video/23 (requires premium membership)

Patrick says

BLM Nominated For New Nobel Mostly Peaceful Prize

https://babylonbee.com/video/23 (requires premium membership)

This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.

Patrick says

This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.

And, mark my words, they have a good chance of getting it.

Patrick says

This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.

It's not like actual terrorists with blood on their hands weren't previously awarded it (cough, Arafat, cough). Compared to PLO, BLM is a fucking church choir.

Rb6d says

Patrick says

This is literally insane.

Violent rioters nominated for a peace prize.

And, mark my words, they have a good chance of getting it.

They have it in the bag.

They're getting it because ... they aren't George W. Bush.

FuckCCP89 says

It's not like actual terrorists with blood on their hands weren't previously awarded it (cough, Arafat, cough). Compared to PLO, BLM is a fucking church choir.

Does Israel kill more Palestinians than Palestinians kill Israelis? I'm so tired of the cognitive dissonance that is everywhere.

I hear Joe Biden formally adopted Charlie Sheen.

"We hear that he lost all his money on coke and whores. He's a good fit for the family, and will make an excellent envoy to the CCP, as long as he keeps his hands off the twelve year olds in my shower. Since all this pedophilia publicity, they are getting a lot more difficult to come by. Heh, heh, Come By, I made a funny!"

You know why Biden took up playing the guitar?

He enjoys fingering minors.

richwicks says

Does Israel kill more Palestinians than Palestinians kill Israelis?

Who gives a fuck? Doesn't make Arafat an angel of peace either way.

FuckCCP89 says

richwicks says

Does Israel kill more Palestinians than Palestinians kill Israelis?

Who gives a fuck? Doesn't make Arafat an angel of peace either way.

I didn't say Arafat was an angel. I'm pointing out that the constant lamenting of the Palestinians as being "the bad guys" is grossly simplistic.

90 years ago, Jewish people were invading the region. It's just the longest, slowest, drawn out genocide in history. All the Palestinian Muslims and Christians that could get out, did get out, decades ago. I know descendants of them.

And by the way, compared to Henry Kissinger, Arafat WAS an angel. He won the Nobel Peace Prize. Obama is more of a bloodthirsty murderer than Arafat, he won the Nobel Peace Prize. It's just a BS virtue signalling award. It's meaningless and has been for decades.