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Hugh_Mongous says

You fucking Jooish Nazis will pay for that!

I have been enjoying leaving my phone in airplane mode in a drawer most of the time.

It somehow feels like I'm getting away with something by not carrying it constantly.

Patrick says

I have been enjoying leaving my phone in airplane mode in a drawer most of the time.

It somehow feels like I'm getting away with something by not carrying it constantly.

I think it’s important.

I can go full days while checking my phone constantly throughout the day… every ring, beep, etc, morning to night. Due to my job, this is my modus operandi on weekdays.

I try to put the phone away as much as possible on weekends.

When I’ve put my phone away for the entire day, I feel like I’m navigating a new planet or something. Im at ease. I’m totally present with my family, neighbors, etc. I slow down and see beauty in the world.

The combination of phones and social media could be one of the worst things that’s ever happened to our society.

One more detail, I have a business cell and a personal cell. Having to carry both, deciding which to take out to dinner, can be quite a pain. I do it primarily for privacy… when you get a business phone you agree that they own all the content. Wasn’t gonna play that game.

I like these ideas!

Patrick says

I like these ideas!

On the rain-catching contraption: in California you'll fill these barrels once during the winter (when you don't need to water anything anyway) and then use them to water your garden maybe twice. Having this (let's be honest) ugly and bulky thing in the yard for just two watering is not very appealing.


PS. I'm going by my experience of hauling barrels of recycled water during the last drought when water restrictions were imposed. With two of these blue barrels it was barely enough to water one big lawn and two strips of grass (about 3000 sq ft in total).

PPS. I bought them in the Marijuana grower supply store and paid with a CC, so I'm probably on some list somewhere, lol.

Patrick says

I like these ideas!

If you are interested in a good backyard fire pit skip the contraption made from wheels and get yourself a Solo Stove. Amazingly efficiently burning: almost no smoke and all is left is small amount of powdery ash. And it's made from SS, so it won't rust to nothing in one year like these wheels would.

gabbar says

"FRANK: Jeez. She fell funny."

I'm not an astronaut!

Patrick says

I like these ideas!

The toilet is my favorite but I only get half of them

Onvacation says

I'm not an astronaut!

Lol, 5 mg is plenty until you know what you're doing.

If you think 5 mg isn't doing anything, do not have more. It can take hours to kick in, and once it does, you cannot undo it. You're in for the whole ride.

So many people have made the same mistake. Fortunately, no one ever died from being too stoned.

Want to do this to my kids

Patrick says

Onvacation says

I'm not an astronaut!

Lol, 5 mg is plenty until you know what you're doing.

If you think 5 mg isn't doing anything, do not have more. It can take hours to kick in, and once it does, you cannot undo it. You're in for the whole ride.

So many people have made the same mistake. Fortunately, no one ever died from being too stoned.

I don't often partake, but yeah, pot is WAY TOO STRONG today.

RC2006 says

Want to do this to my kids

I wouldn't dare convince my kids that poo pranks are a thing I would end up with real poo on everything.

What's the most valuable commodity in human civilization - PUSSY. Those who have it control the next generation of humans.

Woe be it to teh wymyns when men figure out how to synthesize humans. If they keep overpricing pussy, well then we'll see how complete the 'sperg incels' revenge will be.

stereotomy says

What's the most valuable commodity in human civilization - PUSSY. Those who have it control the next generation of humans.

Woe be it to teh wymyns when men figure out how to synthesize humans. If they keep overpricing pussy, well then we'll see how complete the 'sperg incels' revenge will be.

Dude, we're halfway there. That TPE canal is more convoluted than Federal Regulations. The core functionality is mostly there, including servos now for ass shaking, head bobbing (semi-randomized), and torso rocking... just need better chat AI. Rin will tell you Real Dolls already has eyes that follow you, mouths that talk in accord with phonemes, etc.

A few years of a fraction of sales of VCRs in 1983 will do the trick to bring the rest of the functionality.

Schadenfreude for all of you Boomer haters:

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:
Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

HunterTits says

Today, all those movies fit on a 32 GB SD Card stored in 1080p - that cost about $12.

I don't remember what a blank VHS tape cost back 30 years ago, but I think it was at least $2.50 It's shocking how cheap everything is.

HunterTits says

Isn't that a "I support the blue' (cops) flag? Why would that mean you can steal the gas?