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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,059,680 views  8,136 comments

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5054   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 12:13am  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

There's definitely somebody home in each one of them. So now we're just about the only meat eaters I know who don't eat chicken.

Nothing worse than a chicken with borderline personality on a crying jag.
5055   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 1:50am  

"Make that dick about Michelle Obama size."
https://t.me/DH_new/1747
5057   DD214   2022 Nov 19, 8:23am  

5058   DD214   2022 Nov 19, 8:24am  

5059   Onvacation   2022 Nov 19, 10:25am  

richwicks says

I worked on the early Internet

What was it like working with Al Gore?
5060   richwicks   2022 Nov 19, 10:45am  

Onvacation says

richwicks says


I worked on the early Internet

What was it like working with Al Gore?


Haha, it was relatively easy to construct the series of tubes, surprisingly..
5061   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 12:46pm  

Onvacation says

richwicks says

I worked on the early Internet

What was it like working with Al Gore?

Did Bill Clinton approve of the use of his invention to guarantee porno portals?
5062   richwicks   2022 Nov 19, 1:16pm  

Ceffer says


Onvacation says


richwicks says

I worked on the early Internet

What was it like working with Al Gore?

Did Bill Clinton approve of the use of his invention to guarantee porno portals?



Seriously, I used to like Clinton. Over time, I came to realize he was nothing but a rapist, a drug runner, a criminal, and his wife, a piece of shit just as horrible as he was.

The purpose of this communication device is education first. I was very shocked to see George W. Bush able to lie us into a war in Iraq, thought it was a failure then, but I was on this communication device in 1989. I was basically 10 years ahead of the times.

I was very pleased to see a carnival barker like Trump win the presidency over that filthy Neocon fuck Hillary Clinton. I gave up too soon, and now I'm going back into it.

You really really honestly can't appreciate the power you all have. This site will fit on a $20 SD Card, the entire thing. You can run it on your home system, on a 10 watt $75 computer called a raspberry pi. That little TOY is more powerful than the MAINFRAME I started out with.

Our last mission is to distribute this power. A website shouldn't require registration, and a server at god knows where, it should be a box, you plop down next to a router, and turn on. It should be that fucking simple. It will consume 5 watts, nothing.

This communication device can allow voice, video, file sharing, data collection, general communication, everything. It can replace phones, television, film theaters, everything. We can replace public education here. Not only replace, but VASTLY improve.

On a TOY I can do nuclear bomb simulation now. I never saw this as a possibility in my lifetime as a junior engineer, but we're at the point where I thought we'd be when I was 100. You really have no concept, and can't understand, what your simple, machine can do today. Software is lagging WELL behind hardware. That is FAR from being impossible to fix.
5064   DD214   2022 Nov 20, 1:57pm  

5065   DD214   2022 Nov 20, 6:14pm  

5070   1337irr   2022 Nov 21, 1:28am  

Patrick says




I wonder how that would fly at my local Starbucks?
5071   DD214   2022 Nov 21, 5:14pm  

5072   DD214   2022 Nov 21, 5:15pm  

5073   DD214   2022 Nov 21, 5:38pm  

5074   DD214   2022 Nov 22, 9:34am  

5075   DD214   2022 Nov 22, 9:38am  

If you know any Filipinos, you can appreciate this one

5077   richwicks   2022 Nov 22, 8:25pm  

DD214 says





OK, I have a question here, does anybody wipe front to back?

Because if you do, you're INSANE.
5078   Misc   2022 Nov 22, 11:23pm  

About 50% of the population are women. Their levels of insanity vary.
5080   Ceffer   2022 Nov 23, 1:54am  

When nothing in life makes sense, embrace the senseless.
https://t.me/DH_new/1793
5081   DD214   2022 Nov 23, 5:54am  

5082   DD214   2022 Nov 23, 5:54am  

5083   DD214   2022 Nov 23, 5:54am  

5084   BayArea   2022 Nov 23, 6:01am  

DD214 says

If you know any Filipinos, you can appreciate this one





This is hilarious and spot on.

I grew up very close to one of the two Bay Area towns that many refer to as “Little Manila”

a.) Hercules, CA
b.) Daly City, CA
5085   DD214   2022 Nov 23, 6:09am  

For Bay Area - U should recognize this as well

5087   Patrick   2022 Nov 23, 11:04am  

DD214 says


For Bay Area - U should recognize this as well




I had this same problem in western Ireland. It often takes a while before you can tell if someone is speaking Irish Gaelic, which has zero overlap with English, or speaking English with a heavy Irish accent.
5088   Ceffer   2022 Nov 23, 11:34am  

Does Tagalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.
5089   BayArea   2022 Nov 23, 12:40pm  

Ceffer says


Does Talalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.


Paul, be careful!
You’ll fall in the swimming pool

Paul, be care Paul!
You’ll Paul in the swimming Paul
5090   Patrick   2022 Nov 23, 12:50pm  

Ceffer says

Does Talalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.


Yes, apparently like the related language Hawiian, which also uses P for F.

A "half non-Hawaiian" is "hapa haole".
5092   ElYorsh   2022 Nov 23, 5:20pm  

Ceffer says

Does Tagalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.

Fifty five is pipty pive. They are from the Pilipeenes

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