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http://www.thecephalopodpage.org/_pdf/2004Escape.pdf

The only cephalopod to go out on to dry land is the octopus.
—Aristotle

Written records of octopuses leaving the water have existed for over 2,000 years to
the time of Aristotle (Balme, 1991). Octopus alpheusis known to leave the water to
crawl between tide pools (Norman, 2000)...

Researchers and aquarists have reported octopuses escaping captivity despite
elaborate precautions (Anderson, 1997; Wood, 1994). One of the first papers was
by Lee (1875), who reported that Brighton aquarists were puzzled by disappearing
lumpfish, until one morning when the octopus was discovered in the lumpfish
tank.

Australia? I'm surprised the octopus didn't drag the cameraman down into a watery grave as well.

They're killing us!

Onvacation says

They're killing us!

Bizarre.

It's an emergency vehicle, they take precedence over everything, including pedestrians. They abuse this at times, but whatever.

BIG KLIT

Perhaps the record for least feminine woman ever.

Patrick says

Perhaps the record for least feminine woman ever.

Rachel Lavine holds that record

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

Patrick says

Perhaps the record for least feminine woman ever.

Rachel Lavine holds that record

Rachel Lavine ain't a woman.

HeadSet says

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

Patrick says

Perhaps the record for least feminine woman ever.

Rachel Lavine holds that record

Rachel Lavine ain't a woman.

i know, hes a Bidens girlfriend

DD214 says

Good luck collecting.

Onvacation says

They're killing us!

Exercise is supposed to be good for one's mental healths, isn't it?

RWSGFY says

Onvacation says

They're killing us!

Exercise is supposed to be good for one's mental healths, isn't it?

Yes. Imagine what she would be like if she didn't bike all the time.

Maybe this was a setup, because it's difficult to believe that a woman after doing this would think she was right after thinking about it for a bit. Who knows?

Went to the grocery store.

Guess who is on the cover of Rolling Stone for the 89th time?

They should just name it Dylan-Zappa Stone.

AmericanKulak says

Guess who is on the cover of Rolling Stone for the 89th time?

They should just name it Dylan-Zappa Ston

They destroyed their brand when they started covering Hip Hop and R&B. Rolling Stone magazine never featured Motown, Soul or Disco.
Then after that, they started being another outlet for the same propagandist that did a number on public radio, and are now taking over Conservative talk radio.

Tenpoundbass says

AmericanKulak says

Guess who is on the cover of Rolling Stone for the 89th time?

They should just name it Dylan-Zappa Ston

They destroyed their brand when they started covering Hip Hop and R&B. Rolling Stone magazine never featured Motown, Soul or Disco.
Then after that, they started being another outlet for the same propagandist that did a number on public radio, and are now taking over Conservative talk radio.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Rape_on_Campus

The Rolling Stone was never relevant. I knew a guy that bought it in college, but it's the most empty airheaded magazine I've ever read.

Reading the NY Times is tedious, but it makes reading the Rolling Stone look like a technical paper. It's so verbose with such little information. All the writers just write and write and write and say nothing. It's one of those magazines that you bought in the 1990's to put on your coffee table as an accessory to give you "hipster clout". Nobody ever read that stupid piece of shit. It was like Wired magazine. It was a decoration you had to replace once a month.

Patnet home of 23 of the worlds least sense of humor forum users.

This and the other humor thread have 23 dislikes. I mean really?

"in:

The number 23 appears in many mysterious coincidences.

The "23 Enigma" refers to the belief that all incidents and events are directly connected to the number 23, some permutation of the number 23, or a number related to the number 23, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.

Discordianism
The "23 Enigma" in Discordianism is the belief that all events are connected to the number 23, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter. It can be seen in Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea's Illuminatus! trilogy (there called the "23/17 phenomenon"), Wilson's Cosmic Trigger I: The Final Secret of the Illuminati (there called "The Law of 23s" and "The 23 Enigma"), Arthur Koestler's Challenge of Chance, as well as the Principia Discordia. In these works, 23 is considered either lucky, unlucky, sacred to the goddess Eris, sinister, sacred to the unholy gods of the Cthulhu Mythos, or strange. Discordians regard this as a corollary of the Law of Fives.

As with most numerological claims, the 23 enigma can be viewed as an example of apophenia, selection bias, and confirmation bias. In interviews, Wilson has acknowledged the self-fulfilling nature of the 23 enigma, implying that the real value of the Laws of Fives and Twenty-threes lies in their demonstration of the mind's power to perceive "truth" in nearly anything."

Is Patnet being invaded by Globalist Gematria? WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ceffer says

Is Patnet being invaded by Globalist Gematria? WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Or is it the actual source? Double WOOOOOOO!!!!

@patrick
Looks like "almera1248" is peppering you blog with ads.

@HeadSet Yes, almera1248 was a spammer. Gone now.

Guess they're not a fan of the 'selectively evolved by advanced aliens' theory of human abstract provenances.

https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/27088

Vaxxed dumb sticks, REPENT! Guess she's not into necrophilia.

Ceffer says

Vaxxed dumb sticks, REPENT! Guess she's not into necrophilia.

WTF?! I want a better prize for remaining PUREBLOOD.

Any Patnetter who has PUREBLOOD children will have to ensure that the reproductive apparatus of any prospective mate, in the words of Tony Montana, aren't "so polluted, she can't even have a baby."

Sorry for the BadTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sepjr6SFH3Q

https://rumble.com/v23y6yi-file-hi-rez-2-25-official-music-video.html


original link

I wonder if I could politely ask them to keep down the noise?
https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/84051

Ceffer says

I wonder if I could politely ask them to keep down the noise?

I believe men like that, didn't get into that hobby to attract chicks. They push their bodies to impress other ripped dudes, not impress the ladies.
I mean most of us either don't know any body builders or just one or two. These guys, that's the only dudes they hang out with.
I've never seen a girl describe a Mr Atlas body type, as their ideal body.

I dated this girl one time that dated a body builder just once or twice before we met and started dating. The thing is, this guy would stalk her and show up at all of her favorite places to hang out. (Could be they both liked the same type of bar and music and there are only a few around). But I was her new boyfriend that she put to him, "You have to move on, I'm dating him now..." He's standing there with all of his Weight lifter buddies. I mean you wanna stand behind her and look tough, and be strong but I felt like chiming in "...if that's alright with you..."

Luckily he accepted that he needed to move on and didn't rip my head off and shit down my neck.

Tenpoundbass says

Luckily he accepted that he needed to move on and didn't rip my head off and shit down my neck.

She might have enjoyed that. One of the dangers of the chick-o-sphere: using their male wallet convoys to induce battle rage.

I picked up a girl for a one night stand in LA in the day, we drove over to the Valley to her place. She was a weird, mediocre screw, but she kept going to the window to look out. I asked her what she was looking at, and she told me her 'boyfriend' wasn't out there, because he was an organized crime guy who melted down stolen jewelry that was made into new jewelry and sold at jewelry stores around LA and he was jealous type. I nearly picked up my clothes and bolted naked out of there. I'm glad I didn't leave any particular identifying information around.

Ceffer says

she told me her 'boyfriend' wasn't out there, because he was an organized crime guy who melted down stolen jewelry that was made into new jewelry and sold at jewelry stores around LA and he was jealous type.

Maybe that is just a story she tells to get her one-night stands to leave and not come back.