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5484   DD214   2022 Nov 22, 9:34am  

5485   DD214   2022 Nov 22, 9:38am  

If you know any Filipinos, you can appreciate this one

5487   richwicks   2022 Nov 22, 8:25pm  

DD214 says





OK, I have a question here, does anybody wipe front to back?

Because if you do, you're INSANE.
5488   Misc   2022 Nov 22, 11:23pm  

About 50% of the population are women. Their levels of insanity vary.
5490   Ceffer   2022 Nov 23, 1:54am  

When nothing in life makes sense, embrace the senseless.
https://t.me/DH_new/1793
5491   DD214   2022 Nov 23, 5:54am  

5492   DD214   2022 Nov 23, 5:54am  

5493   DD214   2022 Nov 23, 5:54am  

5494   BayArea   2022 Nov 23, 6:01am  

DD214 says

If you know any Filipinos, you can appreciate this one





This is hilarious and spot on.

I grew up very close to one of the two Bay Area towns that many refer to as “Little Manila”

a.) Hercules, CA
b.) Daly City, CA
5495   DD214   2022 Nov 23, 6:09am  

For Bay Area - U should recognize this as well

5497   Patrick   2022 Nov 23, 11:04am  

DD214 says


For Bay Area - U should recognize this as well




I had this same problem in western Ireland. It often takes a while before you can tell if someone is speaking Irish Gaelic, which has zero overlap with English, or speaking English with a heavy Irish accent.
5498   Ceffer   2022 Nov 23, 11:34am  

Does Tagalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.
5499   BayArea   2022 Nov 23, 12:40pm  

Ceffer says


Does Talalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.


Paul, be careful!
You’ll fall in the swimming pool

Paul, be care Paul!
You’ll Paul in the swimming Paul
5500   Patrick   2022 Nov 23, 12:50pm  

Ceffer says

Does Talalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.


Yes, apparently like the related language Hawiian, which also uses P for F.

A "half non-Hawaiian" is "hapa haole".
5502   ElYorsh   2022 Nov 23, 5:20pm  

Ceffer says

Does Tagalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.

Fifty five is pipty pive. They are from the Pilipeenes
5504   Tenpoundbass   2022 Nov 23, 6:23pm  

richwicks says

OK, I have a question here, does anybody wipe front to back?


Side to side to get rid of the over burden first, then back to front for the final cleanout and inspection.
5506   DD214   2022 Nov 24, 1:05pm  

Tenpoundbass says

hen back to front for the final cleanout and inspection.


I will regret asking this however who does the inspecting and why ?
5507   DD214   2022 Nov 24, 1:05pm  

5508   DD214   2022 Nov 24, 1:05pm  

5510   Tenpoundbass   2022 Nov 24, 2:33pm  

DD214 says

I will regret asking this however who does the inspecting and why ?

`
When you're over 40 always lookout for the first hint of blood.
5512   DD214   2022 Nov 25, 10:24am  

Tenpoundbass says


When you're over 40 always lookout for the first hint of blood.


Got it, at first I thought you had a independent 3rd party inspecting the exit point with each trip to the toilet.

It also pays to be able to distinguish to some degree what blood you are looking at it. Not all of it is cause for alarm.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/14612-rectal-bleeding
5513   DD214   2022 Nov 25, 10:24am  

5514   DD214   2022 Nov 25, 10:31am  

5515   Onvacation   2022 Nov 25, 11:20am  

CATCH AND RELEASE
5516   Ceffer   2022 Nov 25, 11:38am  

The cell phone lived a long, happy life back in the comforts of mother ocean, but sharks and the fishies were shocked, I tell you, shocked by the sinful selfys.
5519   GreaterNYCDude   2022 Nov 26, 8:38am  

Patrick says






Are the bundling with a Sawzall for Black Friday?
5520   DD214   2022 Nov 26, 10:13am  

@Ceffer - I will make sure I use the appropriate term (Butt Hole Bread) for stuffing from this day on. That is hilarious and then some.
5521   DD214   2022 Nov 26, 10:14am  

5522   DD214   2022 Nov 26, 10:19am  

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