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I read that the 19 year old didn't even want to go, he went to appease his father. I think it's perfectly fine for older people to take such ridiculous risks but you shouldn't take your damn kid along. People are too stupid to realize that the deep sea is as terrifying as space. As much as you'd probably want to, you wouldn't strap your kid to a rocket and send them to Mars would you?

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Seagull works for the hot dog vendor.

Bicycles put you into the position when you drive a car of a dinosaur accidentally crushing wobbling squirrels with no common sense. The cyclists are so righteous and dumb, they really think that random dinosaurs can be controlled by their pretense.

Bottom line, he'd jump that junk in a heartbeat.

I don't know fake tits are a hard sell to me as well. I like women comfortable in their own skin.

Well... That's what actually happened..

Ceffer says

Bottom line, he'd jump that junk in a heartbeat.

He could tell they were fake because they didn't jiggle with the jumping. Stupid bolt-on cunt. MEN KNOW.

Women who feel disadvantaged in the attraction arena become delusional about their breasts. Having an exaggerated set of sproingers is a fantasy, and frankly, it attracts more moths to the flames than not. They don't call it the dumb stick for nothing.

Bitches are proud of those fake fuckers. My wife has had a couple of friends get sproingers, and if you DON'T pointedly dwell on them, they are offended. Also, they have had enhanced success attracting daft gomers to their webs. Ha, Ha, I said a funny, pointed, LOL!

Truck surfing didn't work out so well. We walk down there all the time.

LOL! I put this in the funny picture thread because if you believe this is a self garroting mark then......... Looks like cheap lipstick.

With regard to what I previously said:

I (think?) I improved it. Included is a reference to a product from Amazon, complete with a QR code to a 2nd grade teacher who bought a poster, but only of the prediction. They loved it!

I also have a higher resolution image, because @Patrick is downgrading images. This is the high resolution image:

https://i.ibb.co/7WQ3zst/gay-marriage.png



The QR code points to: https://www.amazon.com/What-Will-Happen-Marriage-Legalized/dp/B00JPJW2IK - read the review. If it's deleted, I put it in archive.org: https://web.archive.org/web/20230628084644/https://www.amazon.com/What-Will-Happen-Marriage-Legalized/dp/B00JPJW2IK

The obliviousness of a 2nd grade teacher is kind of astounding. I would have been 7-8 then, back then I was that oblivious, but not at 10 when I was starting to hear the bus chatter on what "sex" was.. Turns out there was a reason why the younger kids sat at the front, and the older ones in back.

Patrick says

Inspecting, this picture, I think it's been modified in order to create this illusion. Fooling around with luminesce levels, I got this:



I think somebody booted up photoshop and artificially darkened the picture because the original picture can't be recovered. I think they set a threshold for "black" and made that all black.

I don't believe fur can possibly be that black.

I missed the cat the first time, thanks!