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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,315,176 views  9,682 comments

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9642   Ceffer   2024 Dec 14, 2:17pm  

It can also read you mind in 500,000 different alien languages, and women can charge it just by holding it in their cleavages (if they don't mind the automated selfies).

9643   Patrick   2024 Dec 14, 3:38pm  

Huh, I'd consider that phone if it has:

- a removable battery so I can be sure it's off
- hardware disable switches for cell signal, wifi, bluetooth; again, I want to really be able to turn the fucker off
- a non-Google OS, so not Android
9646   Patrick   2024 Dec 14, 6:47pm  

Ceffer says






As teens, my friends and I used to deliberately fishtail on the ice on the road. Was fun until a we skidded into a ditch. No harm done, but we stopped after that.

Driving on snow and ice is a distinct skill you develop over time. I still find it funny how no one in California seems capable of it on the rare occasions when it snows.
9647   REpro   2024 Dec 14, 8:03pm  

The easiest way to do fishtail on snow was by pulling the hand breaks in front wheel drive cars. It blocks the rear wheels and rest was just steering. Fun, fun.
9649   GreaterNYCDude   2024 Dec 15, 1:01pm  

Patrick says

Huh, I'd consider that phone if it has:

- a removable battery so I can be sure it's off
- hardware disable switches for cell signal, wifi, bluetooth; again, I want to really be able to turn the fucker off
- a non-Google OS, so not Android

Allegedly exists. Linux OS. Some with Kill Switch options.

https://linuxstans.com/linux-phone/
9650   The_Deplorable   2024 Dec 15, 1:41pm  

RC2006 says


Kids are fun if she accepts the fact that she is a mother!
9651   Patrick   2024 Dec 15, 1:45pm  

A lot of things are meaningful without always being fun.
9653   HeadSet   2024 Dec 15, 5:34pm  

Patrick says

A lot of things are meaningful without always being fun.

Yes, but more things are fun without being meaningful.
9659   Ceffer   2024 Dec 16, 2:13am  

Crazy Russians and their bears.
9660   Onvacation   2024 Dec 16, 7:48am  

stereotomy says

I believe it's called "Keepin' yo Pimp Hand strong."

Only works with hos.
9661   stereotomy   2024 Dec 16, 9:47am  

Onvacation says

stereotomy says


I believe it's called "Keepin' yo Pimp Hand strong."

Only works with hos.

Isn't that what we were talking about?

Ladies know how to behave, hos always be talking smack.
9662   Ceffer   2024 Dec 16, 4:41pm  

Give that dog a drum set, a squeaking rubber chicken isn't going to cut it.
9668   Karloff   2024 Dec 17, 8:46pm  

Booger says





Anal take away I'll do once a day or so, usually while reading a magazine. I draw the line at anal delivery...
9672   Onvacation   2024 Dec 19, 8:50pm  

^^^
That's why I always order two beers for myself when my wife says she doesn't want one.

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