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Ceffer
2022 Sep 25, 4:40pm
Ceffer
2022 Sep 25, 4:40pm
Wonder if this is one of those cute girls I had a crush on in high school. I'd call that a narrow miss.
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Eric Holder
2022 Oct 3, 11:49am
Eric Holder
2022 Oct 3, 11:49am
Ceffer says
No strapons involved? Meh. The headline had so much promise but the article failed to deliver...
"Get it up and in or I'll snap the damn thing off!"
No strapons involved? Meh. The headline had so much promise but the article failed to deliver...
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Ceffer
2022 Oct 4, 2:35am
Ceffer
2022 Oct 4, 2:35am
Clearly meant to baffle somebody who has been to too many whorehouses in Asia:
https://t.me/DH_newz/1479
https://t.me/DH_newz/1479
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Ceffer
2022 Oct 9, 12:14am
Ceffer
2022 Oct 9, 12:14am
I completely respect your opening position in the negotiation, so I will counter with $50 offer for a quick blow job in the bushes.
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richwicks
2022 Oct 13, 1:07am
richwicks
2022 Oct 13, 1:07am
Ceffer says
I don't have any experience with paragliding or parachuting, but there may have been some wind sheer because of the colosseum meaning the air speed over the dome was significant versus the relatively stable non moving air within it. Wind sheer is terrifying because you're travelling like 20 MPH through the air at one point, and the next, you're not travelling through the air at all, and you just fall when that happens.
I used to hang glide, and once I got some experience, it wasn't too hard to land within a 20 foot radius. You can land on a DOT if you want to hurt your feet though. You can stall out wherever you like, but you might be 10 or 15 feet over the ground. I think one of my training tests was to land in a small circle of around 15 feet diameter.
I've hit wind sheer before but only very high up, you can go into a stall and dive. Paragliding is more dangerous because your chute can collapse and if you can't get it inflated again, you're dead. With a hang glider you just go into a dive, and gain speed, and speed pulls you out of the dive. Hang gliding is much safer, but it's a bitch to carry the damned glider around.
Average IQ's below 80 have consequences.
I don't have any experience with paragliding or parachuting, but there may have been some wind sheer because of the colosseum meaning the air speed over the dome was significant versus the relatively stable non moving air within it. Wind sheer is terrifying because you're travelling like 20 MPH through the air at one point, and the next, you're not travelling through the air at all, and you just fall when that happens.
I used to hang glide, and once I got some experience, it wasn't too hard to land within a 20 foot radius. You can land on a DOT if you want to hurt your feet though. You can stall out wherever you like, but you might be 10 or 15 feet over the ground. I think one of my training tests was to land in a small circle of around 15 feet diameter.
I've hit wind sheer before but only very high up, you can go into a stall and dive. Paragliding is more dangerous because your chute can collapse and if you can't get it inflated again, you're dead. With a hang glider you just go into a dive, and gain speed, and speed pulls you out of the dive. Hang gliding is much safer, but it's a bitch to carry the damned glider around.
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Ceffer
2022 Oct 13, 9:40am
Ceffer
2022 Oct 13, 9:40am
cisTits says
My favorite from the archives of wife:
One day: "Don't order me around."
Next day: "How come you let me do that?"
My favorite from the archives of wife:
One day: "Don't order me around."
Next day: "How come you let me do that?"
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Patrick
2022 Oct 15, 10:37am
Patrick
2022 Oct 15, 10:37am
https://nitter.pussthecat.org/MIAuniverse/status/1558342550766772225#m
I don't know what this is, but it's pretty cool.
I don't know what this is, but it's pretty cool.
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