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Ceffer
2023 Nov 19, 4:30pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 19, 4:30pm
Girls: never do this to a man unless he has life insurance with you as beneficiary.
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Ceffer
2023 Nov 20, 4:11pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 20, 4:11pm
Tenpoundbass says
Does that take into account the spread?
Ceffer says
"Uh, maybe six or seven inches to the right, please."
dc.LineTo(4 inches, 3 inches);
Does that take into account the spread?
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 22, 6:40am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 22, 6:40am
Obviously giving a nod to Gary Larson, with the old school cat eye glasses.
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Patrick
2023 Nov 22, 5:43pm
Patrick
2023 Nov 22, 5:43pm
https://twitter.com/Rossmac212/status/1724895871102582829
I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.
This woman always feeds this squirrel and the squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie out for her
I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.
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stereotomy
2023 Nov 23, 3:21am
stereotomy
2023 Nov 23, 3:21am
Patrick says
I had this tree rat constantly poaching my cherry tomatoes. One day I caught it in the act and beaned it with a BB gun. That squirrel was PISSED. Later, it left a food offering at the back door porch. Yes, appease your God, you damned tree rat.
https://twitter.com/Rossmac212/status/1724895871102582829
This woman always feeds this squirrel and the squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie out for her
I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.
I had this tree rat constantly poaching my cherry tomatoes. One day I caught it in the act and beaned it with a BB gun. That squirrel was PISSED. Later, it left a food offering at the back door porch. Yes, appease your God, you damned tree rat.
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Ceffer
2023 Nov 23, 6:01pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 23, 6:01pm
stereotomy says
It looks more like plastic than a cookie. "When the red light flashes, it's time to feed the squirrel."
I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.
It looks more like plastic than a cookie. "When the red light flashes, it's time to feed the squirrel."
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Patrick
2023 Nov 24, 11:49am
Patrick
2023 Nov 24, 11:49am
Ceffer says
Oh!
That is paid product placement by McDonalds, which she mentions twice.
In reality, no woman that hot would ever eat at McDonalds, because those that do never look that hot.
Oh!
That is paid product placement by McDonalds, which she mentions twice.
In reality, no woman that hot would ever eat at McDonalds, because those that do never look that hot.
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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 7:37pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 7:37pm
Yes, this a real bot.
And yes I actually trolled this shit to it.
(What? You all thought I am only an asshole to you guys? Pffft! Sorry. You all aren't THAT special.)
And yes I actually trolled this shit to it.
(What? You all thought I am only an asshole to you guys? Pffft! Sorry. You all aren't THAT special.)
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 24, 8:11pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 24, 8:11pm
I like how the second time it was trained by the troll army to feign empathy.
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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 9:16pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 9:16pm
Tenpoundbass says
It took almost 10 minutes to reply to my snark, btw.
I like how the second time it was trained by the troll army to feign empathy.
It took almost 10 minutes to reply to my snark, btw.
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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 9:38pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 9:38pm
Annnd now it's getting to where I could probably sue them.
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