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The stupidity of this country never ceases to shock me


               
2012 Oct 6, 7:34am   19,378 views  55 comments

by Dan8267   follow (4)  

OK, so I'm relaxing and watching an episode of South Park, a show that ridicules the ridiculous. Sometimes I think they make shit up, but it always turns out to be something that actually is happening. For example, when I saw the Jonas Brothers episode, I was like, there's no way that Disney is spraying metaphoric cum on the faces and chests of pre-teen and early teen girls. Turns out I was wrong.

Well, in this episode, they show an animate rendering of something called "Honey Boo Boo". So I search YouTube to find out what that is.

How the hell is this crap legal? It's borderline child abuse. No 6-year-old should be even thinking about money, nonetheless narcissistically strutting her fat ass for pedo-chubby-chasers. Personally, I think that all form of childhood beauty pageants are a form of child abuse and probably leaves psychological scars.

One of the things that really disgusts me about this is that it's on TLC, a channel that used to be called The Learning Channel and was one of the best channels on television, but now is the most despicable trashy "Ugly American" network. Oh, how it has fallen. Whoever is responsible for that should be castrated, shot, and slowly beheaded.

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43   exflirt   @   2012 Nov 1, 5:28am  

We do movie nights about every 10 days or so.

I watch occasional Netflix (about 6 hours per month) on any number of devices, usually not the TV, though. I find I'm more inclined to do this on my tablet while lying by the pool if I don't have a book to read :-)

My kids will watch about 6 - 8 hours of Netflix per week, including weekends, so it's not too bad. The thing I like the most is that we've cut the tether. I'm not ignoring things that I need to get done in order to sit down to my favorite addiction at a specific time. Also, if my daughter needs my time or attention for any reason I give it to her instead of relegating her needs to commercials. Cuz Netflix is always available and for cheap, too!

Also, many times we watch one of those stunning, mind-boggling "Planet Earth" movies that are educational and encourage conversation and thought. I enjoy that my kids talk with me about them for days afterward, asking questions and reflecting on what we watched. We wouldn't be relating that way if we were watching the Kardashians on tv. Then my daughters would be asking questions that I wouldn't want to answer, ha!

leo707 says

exflirt says



When we want to watch something, one of us will propose a “movie night” and we’ll make a conscious decision to pop some popcorn, gather in the TV room, and hang out while watching an agreed upon movie or a few episodes of a Netflix show.


I am curious how often you end up having "movie" nights.


We don't have any TV service either, but usually end up watching plenty of Netflix. The kids maybe about 4-8 hours a week, but the adults much more (after the kids are in bed).

44   Patrick   @   2012 Nov 1, 5:57am  

I am also greatly relieved not to have any TV in the house, and no cable bill.

We had Netflix for a while, but the kids were watching mainstream TV crap that just makes me cringe, so I cut it off. Streaming movie selection wasn't that great either.

Now I just go the library on Fridays and check out a bunch of DVDs. And we use vast amounts of DSL bandwidth for YouTube, etc.

Philistine says

Scary thing is that the people most likely to have kids--and most likely to have the most kids--are people living in Honey Boo Boo country and The Ghetto. Intelligent, creative people tend more and more to have no/fewer children. The implications are staggering.

Hey, the English used to say stuff like that about the Irish all the time, especially while they were exporting large quantities of food from Ireland during the famine. Kind of justified taking their food while they were dying.

So how did it turn out in the end? Yes, the Irish proliferated in America, which has about 40 million people of Irish descent (like me) from about 1 million Irish immigrants. Irish American birth rates plummeted as the women became more educated and less religious. My dad was the last of eight kids. I'm one of four. I have two kids myself. And without an English aristocracy milking and shearing them like animals, the Irish here did better and better, till now they are almost the very definition of mainstream Americans, and in fact do a little better on average than most Americans.

If you want iront, note that "Idiocracy" star Luke Wilson is himself Irish-American:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Wilson

The Republic of Ireland itself also recovered from the famine and went on eventually become independent and then one of the most prosperous countries in Europe, even with its current finanical problems. The old English landlords were mostly dispossesed and the land given to native people.

But in Northern Ireland, where the wealthy citizens of invading English origin still have utter contempt for the native people and still demand unearned land rents from them, the Irish remain the underclass.

There's a lesson in there.

45   elliemae   @   2012 Nov 1, 7:51pm  

And in the corner they're advertising the show "Sister Wives." It's about a jerk who has several wives and thinks he's hot shit.

Or, as we call it in Utah, the neighbors.

46   elliemae   @   2012 Nov 2, 12:24am  

it's a battle!!!!

octomom has gone to rehab, a luxury she can afford due to a dvd she made that features her masturbating. Lindsay Lohan's father, the hot mess patriarch of a hot mess family with tons o' addiction and super bizarre fame whore behaviors, is claiming that he helped to convice the freak to go to rehab.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/02/octomom-rehab-alone-michael-lohan-nadya-suleman/

FYI, ya'll know that elliemae loves a a good masturbating joke as much -even more so- than the next guy. But I cut my right hand off when she made the dvd...

These people are nuts. Simply nuts.

47   coriacci1   @   2012 Nov 2, 12:39am  


There's a lesson in there.

study up bigsby.

48   American in Japan   @   2012 Nov 2, 12:55am  

Stupid is as stupid does!

49   leo707   @   2012 Nov 5, 6:50am  

Melmakian says

elliemae says

These people are nuts. Simply nuts.

Hear! Hear!

Yes, but who is more the nut. The nut, or the nuts who watch the nuts show.

50   Dan8267   @   2012 Nov 6, 2:23am  

leo707 says

Yes, but who is more the nut. The nut, or the nuts who watch the nuts show.

Thank you Obi wan Kenobi. Meesa gonna watch Boo Boo.

51   Dan8267   @   2012 Nov 8, 10:55am  

Melmakian says

Dan8267 says

Meesa gonna watch Boo Boo.

Dude...with Disney in charge of Jar-Jar now, I wouldn't be offering up any creative ideas they might take seriously.

Just sayin'...

Good point.

In related news Angry Birds Starwars just came out.

52   MisdemeanorRebel   @   2012 Nov 9, 2:36am  

Mick Russom says

Welcome to the sewer pipe of media owned, written, produced and broadcast primarily from New York and Los Angeles.

Too bad that show is about hicks from the rural Georgia. "Baby Pageants" are far, far more popular in fly-over country than they are on the Coasts. These things happen in West Virginia but seldom in Boston. Remember that crazy witch ex-model from WV who killed her kid and tried to blame it on terrorists? Her child was a "Baby Pageant" contestant, too.

It might be produced in LA and NY, but the "baby pageant" crap originated in Southern Culture.

53   MisdemeanorRebel   @   2012 Nov 9, 2:39am  

elliemae says

And in the corner they're advertising the show "Sister Wives." It's about a jerk who has several wives and thinks he's hot shit.

Or, as we call it in Utah, the neighbors.

Shit, I would have a headache, having been told to take out the trash or move something heavy from multiple women. Count me out.

54   Ceffer   @   2012 Nov 9, 3:17am  

elliemae says

octomom has gone to rehab, a luxury she can afford due to a dvd she made that features her masturbating.

Maybe she was just trying to hatch some eggs from the refrigerator.

55   HEY YOU   @   2012 Nov 9, 5:22pm  

I don't have time for TV. I'm too busy reading stupid comments or posting stupid comments.

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