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He just went limp. But I'm sure that's never happened to him before....

I think I have just been penis punned to death. You were going to have to start going back to Middle English pretty soon.

Ceffer says

I think I have just been penis punned to death.

Sorry you're feeling bad. But this is about a man who got the shaft. Try to focus (both us...)

Ugh, penis pun strafed again. Does that count as a penis pun drive by?

You sure can be hard on a guy. Heh, Heh, I said hard on.

Wiener's campaign was neutered by the fact that his indiscretion is constantly referenced by his name! How can anyone forget or take him seriously?

Headline: Wiener pulls out !

He placed his penis into the moist vagina, repeatedly moving it in and out until it ejaculated semen against the cervix.

Quigley says

Wiener's campaign was neutered by the fact that his indiscretion is constantly referenced by his name! How can anyone forget or take him seriously?

That's precisely why Mr. Weiner needs to reenter the campaign as:

Carlos Danger!

He'll be far more electable if he also attends all campaign rallies dressed as a Mexican wrestler.

Hey, it worked for this guy:

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

Humma is still not returning my calls.

Did you already send a picture of you naked while eating face? That may do the trick.

Of course he lost. He acts like a dick.

I think Tony Clifton stood a better chance, and is probably liked by more people as well.

Being a pariah should not be your main objective when running for orifice.

Weiner flipped the bird at a journalist harassing him about his campaign loss.

However, the article did not say which bird.

Weiner's having trouble shaking it off.

She looks like she is capable of nostril coitus. He'll never find another like her.

Yes, I've always found that, when I have nothing at all to contribute, tossing out "sex jokes" in a spineless attack on a mentally ill person is always cathartic.

elliemae says

Anthony Wiener blew it. The race was hard and he came up short. He was stiff and sometimes it appeared that he phoned it in... but he kept on stroking the voters in the hopes that they'd cum to the poles ready for some strange.

HydroCabron says

He placed his penis into the moist vagina, repeatedly moving it in and out until it ejaculated semen against the cervix.

That pun is entirely too erudite for me!

I think the Wiener should have stuck it out.

The mounting pressure on the Wiener was just.... too hard, and he made a mess. Erections have consequences I suppose, and he decided to get off.

Ceffer says

She looks like she is capable of nostril coitus. He'll never find another like her.

A fetish I was unaware of.

Hmmm.....

I thought Weiner was "mentally dill" because he keeps flogging his pickle.

What he really wanted was a rigged erection, so he put some KY jelly on the ballot box and stuffed it.

Comments-Some good chuckles.

All those that have commented are in time out for 1 hour or until we can act like adults,understand d_ _kheads?

ellie, you channeled Mikey pretty well in my opinion. lol

News flash. Weiner was just offered a role in the upcoming remake of Jeremiah's Johnson.

Headlines lost: Congress grills Weiner. Weiner goes deep. Weiner, ahead in the polls. Weiner sees his lead shrink. Weiner by a hair. Another hard day for Weiner. Weiner comes from behind. Weiner seen as a hotdog by some.

Bush had some good ones too.