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That plan apparently didn’t work out, though, because the school district superintendent Joseph A. Guarino called the cops after he had received a couple phone calls about the hanky-panky.

First rule of fight club, don't talk about fight club.

People who are not having sex will always do whatever they can to spoil the fun for the people actually having sex. Miserable people hate that other people aren't miserable. That's why the Middle East is so violent, why the mid-west has so many guns, why conservatives hate everybody, and it's why those with pitiful sex lives have to rat out anyone who's having a good time.

The only victim here is the husband, but none of the parties in this story are supporting him.

She deserves to be charged. End of story.

If it was they other way around and it was a man with a female student, everyone would agree that the student was victimized.

So in this case under equality, the male students also should be considered victimized.

Charge her, lock her up and throw away the keys for 20 years.

That's equality for you feminist cunts.

We can't keep dictating the morals of other people. All parties involved were adults so why kick up a fuss?
This is why the Europeans laugh at our backward values. Presidents can't have affairs, politicians can't have gay sex, consenting adults can't do anything.
Mind your own business.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

She deserves to be charged. End of story.

If it was they other way around and it was a man with a female student, everyone would agree that the student was victimized.

So in this case under equality, the male students also should be considered victimized.

Charge her, lock her up and throw away the keys for 20 years.

That's equality for you feminist cunts.

If she wants a real man she can come to me.

The police and judge let her off with a stern warning, as long as she only called them next time for the beer and beaver, and included some donuts.

Just what exactly is the student sex deadline?

Free beer along with sex with a hot 26 yo and they ran off their mouths? These are the 2 stupidest 18 yo's on the planet. They are too stupid to be cast in dumb and dumber. I would have kept my mouth shut and went back as many times a possible just for the free beer, never mind the bonus of getting laid. These guys should be castrated for being so stupid. They don't deserve the use of their dicks nor should they be allowed to procreate.

bob2356 says

Free beer along with sex with a hot 26 yo and they ran off their mouths? These are the 2 stupidest 18 yo's on the planet. They are too stupid to be cast in dumb and dumber. I would have kept my mouth shut and went back as many times a possible just for the free beer, never mind the bonus of getting laid. These guys should be castrated for being so stupid. They don't deserve the use of their dicks nor should they be allowed to procreate.

Bob all 18yo are stupid. That's why advertisers and the military love them so.

CaptainShuddup says

How do you like them apples?

That's what she said.

Part of the problem may be the gender bias in immigration, especially H1Bs:

A report shows 347,087 male H-1B visa holders entered the country during the 2011 fiscal year compared to 137,522 women.

As Congress negotiates its biggest immigration overhaul in decades, new numbers obtained by the Contra Costa Times reveal a stunning imbalance in the program that admits highly skilled immigrants to the United States, often for Silicon Valley jobs: More than 70 percent of those special visa holders who entered the country in 2011 were men.

http://seattletimes.com/html/nationworld/2020590764_visasgenderxml.html

Most of those men will be in their prime dating years.

New Renter says

Part of the problem may be the gender bias in immigration

No it is not. You just have the majority of men in skilled in fields requiring hard math, hard science, tech, programming and engineering.

H-1B chooses those who are skilled in a solid field. Men tend to have solid skills in fields that require them like engineering for example.

H-1B is only looking for merit. And when you only look at merit, the majority of women are weeded out because they have no merit, are full of bullshit and don't deserve to be employed.

Even the women who were given the H-1B visa stole another man's spot who was more skilled than that cunt but because he didn't make the top percentage of the males, he was overlooked and the cunt took his spot who was less qualified.

This bullshit happens all the time in colleges and jobs in AMERICAH!

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

New Renter says

Part of the problem may be the gender bias in immigration

No it is not. You just have the majority of men in skilled in fields requiring hard math, hard science, tech, programming and engineering.

H-1B chooses those who are skilled in a solid field. Men tend to have solid skills in fields that require them like engineering for example.

H-1B is only looking for merit. And when you only look at merit, the majority of women are weeded out because they have no merit, are full of bullshit and don't deserve to be employed.

Even the women who were given the H-1B visa stole another man's spot who was more skilled than that cunt but because he didn't make the top percentage of the males, he was overlooked and the cunt took his spot who was less qualified.

This bullshit happens all the time in colleges and jobs in AMERICAH!

That's not the point.

The point is there are many more men than women coming in under the H1B program. Younger professional men who have jobs, *some* money to spend and probably no families tagging along.

Do these boys really feel victimized? I'd think the only victim here is the husband who should promptly ask for divorce!

FortWayne says

Do these boys really feel victimized? I'd think the only victim here is the husband who should promptly ask for divorce!

Or find a nice 18yo himself.

marcus says

CaptainShuddup says

How do you like them apples?

That's what she said.

I bet he did.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

She deserves to be charged. End of story.

If it was they other way around and it was a man with a female student, everyone would agree that the student was victimized.

I wouldn't. All three people having sex where over the age of 18. How is anyone a victim? Even the so-called victims don't call themselves victims. Hell, the only reason the secret came out is because the so-called victims were bragging.

26-year-old man has consensual sex with two 18-year-old women, no victims there either.

But yes, you are correct in implying that most of our laws regarding sexual behavior have everything to do with cock-blocking and nothing to do with protecting people.

jazz music says

Dan8267 says

victim here is the husband, but none of the parties in this story are supporting him.

they would if he were a dog, a horse, or a cat.

A woman cheating on her dog? Sounds like a country song.

New Renter says

FortWayne says

Do these boys really feel victimized? I'd think the only victim here is the husband who should promptly ask for divorce!

Or find a nice 18yo himself.

No, get divorced first with the infidelity as the cause so you don't get ass-fucked by the court system. Then find the nice 18-year-old.

Well, he'll probably still get ass-fucked by the court, but less so with a double-infidelity on the record.

Dating students is an art form.

One teacher in my high school would have a girlfriend every year. It was known among the faculty, and some of the students. He would go as low as sophomore level.

He was never caught, or even confronted by administration, because he knew how to pick them: he had a unerring instinct for the ones who would keep their mouths shut. Sure, they might confide in a friend or two, but none went to the princpal. Some of the stories I heard - screwing in the shed in the garden while his wife slept in the house - make me wonder if he was just incredibly lucky.

After a few years of watching this, one of the other faculty, positively steaming with lust for one girl, made a couple of crude, oafish passes at her, in the course of which he didn't even touch her. She blabbed immediately to the authorities, and he was fired.

Moral: you gotta know what you're doing, have real seduction skills, and have a good sense for who'll talk, and who won't.

I will never understand this behavior. What would any grown woman find attractive about an 18-year-old boy? The vast majority of 18-year-old boys aren't even fully grown. They look boyish. Then, you have the maturity level. What grown woman is interested in having a substantive conversation about Call of Duty? It would feel like babysitting. Pick up your clothes! Turn down the music! Finish your homework! Go to bed! Quit leaving your dirty dishes everywhere! And how good could the sex be? He's a kid! He doesn't know what he's doing. And let's face it. Us woman-folk require a little talent and experience on the part of the guy to enjoy what comes so readily to males.

So, to recap... He looks like an underdeveloped man; He's semi-childlike in his interests and life choices; and... He isn't good in bed.

Winning!

Many years ago, my roommates by the beach were a hippie and another guy who was a teacher from Florida. The teacher would go back to Florida periodically to sub, for no other stated reason than to have sex with his students. He would then quit, and come back to California. He was also AC/DC, never got caught as far as I heard.

This kind of stuff was routine in the day, and only the modern day proliferation of the internet information has made it notorious.

sbh says

turtledove says

He isn't good in bed.

She, not you, is the judge of that, even if you're speaking from your own experience. Speaking of experience, you have no idea of his range of training and tuition in the matter. By the time I was 18 and done as a college freshman my girlfriend had graduated me in multiple majors.

Well, obviously it's my opinion, as I wrote the post. Just as your reply to my opinion is your opinion, however fantastical that opinion might be.

How close in age were you and your girlfriend? I liked 18-year-old guys when I was around the age of 18, too. And that's how most young people gain their experiences that make them interesting adults. But if you think that most fully grown adult women truly would have found you romantically fascinating when you were 18 years of age then you are either kidding yourself or you were hanging out with some VERY immature older women with VERY disturbing mommy issues.

Dan8267 says

A woman cheating on her dog? Sounds like a country song.

How about a man cheating with the neighbor's dog? That's how we roll in Utah...

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/58175305-78/dog-sex-camera-counts.html.csp

HydroCabron says

Dating students is an art form.

One teacher in my high school would have a girlfriend every year. It was known among the faculty, and some of the students. He would go as low as sophomore level.

He was never caught, or even confronted by administration, because he knew how to pick them: he had a unerring instinct for the ones who would keep their mouths shut. Sure, they might confide in a friend or two, but none went to the princpal. Some of the stories I heard - screwing in the shed in the garden while his wife slept in the house - make me wonder if he was just incredibly lucky.

I'm assuming that was before everyone had a smartphone and could immediately instagram/tweet/fuckbook everything that they did. Nowadays, the girls would be posting selfies everywhere.

Ah, the times, they are achangin'

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Charge her, lock her up and throw away the keys for 20 years.

That's equality for you feminist cunts.

This "feminist cunt" appreciates your position on this matter; if the teacher was a man there wouldn't be any question as to whether this was a crime. She broke the law, jumping the gun by a few days. If the boys had already graduated, her only crime would have been the alchohol/minor thing. So she deserves jail time for her stupidity, which should be a separate crime.

If it were, half the posters here would be in prison.

elliemae says

How about a man cheating with the neighbor's dog? That's how we roll in Utah...

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/58175305-78/dog-sex-camera-counts.html.csp

An American Fork man is accused of having sex with his neighbor’s dog and then leaving the dog’s pen open for the dog to escape.

I can't blame the dog for wanting to escape.

Damn, Apocalypsefuck, you should be writing romance novels. 50 Shades of Red

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Could have been these young guys could lift Toyotas with their tongues and dicks and gave this teacher a reason to live.

I think that's the plot for Transformers: Age of Extinction.

Oh wait, what am I thinking? Michael Bay movies don't have plots.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

The students show up erect, eat the teacher's pussy for 4-6 hours per encounter driving her over the edge 10-12 times per hour.

What jury would not burst into applause?

That's why schools now accept video applications from perspective students.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/S5wG71gxrvE

sbh says

turtledove says

How close in age were you and your girlfriend?

She was a sophomore. I wasn't talking about any woman other than her, so I don't see what you think is fantastical about my history with a girl a few years older than me. Different as it may be for women (obviously) sex is not that complicated for either participant with a little genuine attention and consideration.

Her 18 year old lovers could have been the only satisfying partners of her life thus far. Or, she could be an airhead who doesn't know what she wants, or any number of possibilities. I don't presume to know, but it appears you do.

Certainly, there are lots of possibilities. However, I think it's generally correct that people don't peak (sexually, intellectually, or otherwise) at the age of 18. Typically, we start as beginners and we grow in experience as we age. I'm sure there are sexual dynamos who are 18 years old. I'm sure there are 18-year-olds who have a great deal of maturity. But I hardly think such traits are universally applicable. The very fact that they ran around talking about the experience would suggest that maturity isn't their strong suit and that sex is somewhat new to them. People who've had lots of sex don't typically go running around telling all their friends about the experience. That's not to say experienced people never talk out of school, but it's more common among those new to sex.

As for the fantastical comment. First, I figured that you and your girlfriend were close in age. I wasn't even addressing that. What is fantastical was the implication that the "number of possibilities" are more likely than the most obvious ones:

1) This woman has some serious issues
2) These boys are more likely to be typical 18-year-olds than the dynamos of their age group.

turtledove says

1) This woman has some serious issues

2) These boys are more likely to be typical 18-year-olds than the dynamos of their age group.

Absolutely. She was a "long-term" substitute; was she working because she liked to teach or because she was grooming victims for her next romp?

Men claim that they want a woman who's hot & young... but they have nothing in common with them. Nothing to talk about - and since they're grown-ups they actually need a partner they like.

elliemae says

turtledove says

1) This woman has some serious issues

2) These boys are more likely to be typical 18-year-olds than the dynamos of their age group.

Absolutely. She was a "long-term" substitute; was she working because she liked to teach or because she was grooming victims for her next romp?

Men claim that they want a woman who's hot & young... but they have nothing in common with them. Nothing to talk about - and since they're grown-ups they actually need a partner they like.

You think men are into talking?

turtledove says

I will never understand this behavior. What would any grown woman find attractive about an 18-year-old boy? The vast majority of 18-year-old boys aren't even fully grown. They look boyish. Then, you have the maturity level. What grown woman is interested in having a substantive conversation about Call of Duty? It would feel like babysitting. Pick up your clothes! Turn down the music! Finish your homework! Go to bed! Quit leaving your dirty dishes everywhere! And how good could the sex be? He's a kid! He doesn't know what he's doing. And let's face it. Us woman-folk require a little talent and experience on the part of the guy to enjoy what comes so readily to males.

So, to recap... He looks like an underdeveloped man; He's semi-childlike in his interests and life choices; and... He isn't good in bed.

Winning!

The same should be the case if the sexes were reversed, but many older men like young girls. There must be some innate biology causing this.

Strategist says

The same should be the case if the sexes were reversed, but many older men like young girls. There must be some innate biology causing this.

Some instinct to spread seed onto fertile ground? The funny thing is... If they mentally played that scenario out they'd probably all go running for the hills before they got anywhere near a young thing who is on the prowl for security.

turtledove says

Strategist says

The same should be the case if the sexes were reversed, but many older men like young girls. There must be some innate biology causing this.

Some instinct to spread seed onto fertile ground? The funny thing is... If they mentally played that scenario out they'd probably all go running for the hills before they got anywhere near a young thing who is on the prowl for security.

So an older woman with her biological clock banging away is somehow a better deal? Or maybe one with a few (of someone elses) kids already?

Well for any American man who wants to go back to the good old days there's always the middle east.

Or Africa. Men can still kidnap hundreds of young women to become sex toys without any fear of reprecussions.

Imagine headline:

"26 year old hot English Teacher BANGS his students"

And yet a similar headline about banging appeared on Yahoo News

jazz music says

convenient as willing pawns in conquering the men. TV shows frequently exhibit men in powerless and self demeaning roles.

Ok, so if all of your points are spot on, then why were there these ppl, criticizing me for not wanting kids in the following thread?

http://patrick.net/?p=1245628

jazz music says

Rin says

why were there these ppl, criticizing me for not wanting kids

You may want to reload, I edited my comment several times.

Maybe because they want you to be "normal" and they don't yet know their place in the grand scheme of things perhaps because of TV.

You'll be glad you didn't when you miss a beat at that hedge fund and they suddenly replace you as if you did something wrong with someone who is younger, cheaper, better connected, more accommodating, doesn't know where the bodies are buried, more photogenic, has more advantageous network contacts in customer's businesses, etc, etc, etc.

Exit strategy is already in place. They'll be buying out my equity once we've finished growing the book value. My replacement is already in the cards, during the next few years.

Strategist says

My garage door keeps getting stuck, and my wife keeps yelling at me to get it fixed.

Can your wife bail me out on this one?

Garage door getting stuck is usually a combination of under-powered motor and tracks losing lubricant. Tell your wife she should be reasonably good at applying lubes. LOL.

Reality says

Strategist says

My garage door keeps getting stuck, and my wife keeps yelling at me to get it fixed.

Can your wife bail me out on this one?

Garage door getting stuck is usually a combination of under-powered motor and tracks losing lubricant. Tell your wife she should be reasonably good at applying lubes. LOL.

Lubing the tracks sounds like a good place to start.

Reality says

Strategist says

My garage door keeps getting stuck, and my wife keeps yelling at me to get it fixed.

Can your wife bail me out on this one?

Garage door getting stuck is usually a combination of under-powered motor and tracks losing lubricant. Tell your wife she should be reasonably good at applying lubes. LOL.

I tried WD40. The motor was recently changed. I think the tracks could be bent.
I'll see if I can fix it.
#36 on the honey do list.