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Ceffer says

I bought two watermelons at the store. As I was juggling them trying to open my car door, a black man offered to help. I told him "no" because I knew he just wanted to steal one

If Marcus didn't have you on ignore, he'd have disliked your posting.

Why do women wear perfume and make up? Because they are ugly and they stink!

Why do women fake it?

THEY THINK WE CARE!

How about a national day where everyone is encouraged to say politically incorrect things?

Can you make that a month?

I've got dozens of midget jokes. They're all short and funny.

Put me in charge of food stamps no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your "home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360,then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22-inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good."

People on government assistance of any type shouldn't have the right to vote. They aren't paying anything in and shouldn't have a say in how my tax dollars are spent. It's just common sense.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Hey, Allah!

Blow me!

That's your daily morning prayer.

Chubby. Chaser.

lostand confused says

You are not curvy and beautiful-you feminazi freak!

Delicious vanilla soft serve.

"Hey stewardess. Please go get me the waitress."

just_passing_through says

"Hey stewardess. Please go get me the waitress."

What Stewardess?

"Boeing Waitress, more whiskey!"

Ignorant blacks benefit from the chaos and disruptions they cause. They don't have to work. Their idea of working is protesting, blocking traffic, yelling obscenities, holding up vulgar signs, rioting, looting and making our taxes rise. They done quite well from the last riot. They are gearing up for 6 more riots if 6 officers are not charged with murder. Hell, they may riot anyway just from celebrating if the officers are found guilty. This is playing into their hands quite well. They know they are controlling city leaders and keeping the cops at bay. They have many supporters. They know the city doesn't have the balls to come after them like they could when they commit their crimes. They know the president has their backs. They truly love the mayor and the attorney general.

Baltimore is a criminal thug paradise. There should be votes taken to determine which majority black city is the best at promoting, allowing, and encouraging uncivilized criminal thug behavior. Baltimore would have to rank close to the top. The only real worry the black savages have is being killed by other blacks.

I am offended by the term "Black Friday". Its blatantly racist and feel that it no longer fits in today's progressive narrative. It harkens back to a deeply oppressive time when my own college campus didn't have any safe rooms I could hide in when my feelings were hurt. I therefore call for the words to be banned and forbid the history of the term being taught in any curriculum unless it suits my needs. Moreover, if anyone uses or defends it or its meaning in any way, they will be labeled a racist. And someone needs to take responsibility for my feelings being hurt again and quit their job.

That's a great idea Patrick. How do we spread the idea and pick out the date?

Black lives matter unless they're criminal scum.

Megan Kelly got her period the utter day.

That'll keep busy for weeks with their heads spinning.

Quigley says

Black lives matter unless they're criminal scum.

No lives matter if they are criminal scum.

Sounds like a normal session for me...

Patrick says

What would you say? You don't have to actually believe what you say, it just has to be provactive.

zzyzzx says

Saluting and praising the troops is the epitome of political correctness.

MLK Day would be a good day to have it.

Fibromyalgia cure: Lose weight, get laid, stop eating cake and ice cream all day.

sounds more like free speech day. you know where you are free to speak your mind and debate things without having media instantly try to destroy everything about you and anyone you know.

T L Lipsovich says

Fibromyalgia cure

They can come up with some shit!

Curiously though when I threw my wife's Ambient and other shit they were feeding her, her symptoms went away.

That was a six month oddessy that extracted an extra $8K in out of pocket expenses from me.
That I cured with our checkbook. I told my wife quit going to the Doctor if she still felt like shit.

Slavery ended going on nearly two centuries ago. Govt sponsored racism ended 50 years ago, at least on paper.

Blacks need to get over it.

I can't believe you people would say such repulsive things!
So,FUCK YOU!

I like it

How about this Friday? Can't think of a better day.

To be fair, that's everyday on patnet otherwise.