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No s**t!

Not exactly how I pictured AF.

I just have to ask, are rancid clams involved?

Why did he waste a propulsive diarrhea spew on a machine when there are so many deserving human beings?

I bet the scanner tried to offer him a free bag after the fact.

I know some people really hate those self checkout stations, but I had no idea that anyone hated them this much.

I wonder how much the idiot machine charged for the pile of poo?

This story is even funnier if you used to work as a cashier at a Kroger (which I did in the 80's).

How do you barcode poo?

Next thing we know he will sue Krogers for a gazillion dollars because the scanner made him impotent

Please remove the items from the scanner area and start over.

"Unexpected item in baggage area..."

MAY 31--A judge yesterday ordered an Ohio man to stay away from the Kroger store where he allegedly stripped naked and defecated on a self-checkout scanner.

I also like to remove my shirt when I take a shit.