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Are you a towelhead? How many Muslims here?


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2016 Jun 13, 9:37pm   3,624 views  19 comments

by HydroCabron   ➕follow (1)   ignore (1)  

This is very important to many of us. We need security. Muslims please step forward.

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1   bob2356   2016 Jun 13, 10:47pm  

You somehow don't have google or goduck available to you?

2   HydroCabron   2016 Jun 13, 11:09pm  

bob2356 says

You somehow don't have google or goduck available to you?

"Is bob2356 a towelhead" - 4 google hits, none definitive.

"Is bob2356 a Muslim" - 4486 results. Nothing on the first 2 pages of hits clears this up.

Do you have a long-form birth certificate you could post? Blood test results?

3   bob2356   2016 Jun 13, 11:16pm  

HydroCabron says

"Is bob2356 a towelhead" - 4 google hits, none definitive.

"Is bob2356 a Muslim" - 4486 results. Nothing on the first 2 pages of hits clears this up.

Very good, only 20,248 users to go.

4   HydroCabron   2016 Jun 13, 11:31pm  

bob2356 says

Very good, only 20,248 users to go.

Not so fast - I'm gonna need you to prove a negative for me.

No Muslo. No exceptions.

It's your move.

5   Y   2016 Jun 14, 4:18am  

8 years of tax returns would satisfy me...

HydroCabron says

Do you have a long-form birth certificate you could post? Blood test results?

6   Tenpoundbass   2016 Jun 14, 5:56am  

That's disrespectful to the flag. Jesus even floor smoocher Millennials are fucking clueless.

7   HydroCabron   2016 Jun 14, 6:10am  

Tenpoundbass says

That's disrespectful to the flag. Jesus even floor smoocher Millennials are fucking clueless.

Whatta bout you, Captain: Do you have your papers? Genetic screen? Anything?

How do we know you don't pray to Mecca 5x daily?

8   Tenpoundbass   2016 Jun 14, 6:42am  

My ID is on my face and you Liberals have reminded me every day for the last 8 years.
So damned right I'm white.

9   HydroCabron   2016 Jun 14, 6:44am  

Tenpoundbass says

So damned right I'm white.

There are many, many white Muslims.

10   Tenpoundbass   2016 Jun 14, 6:46am  

Well in this country it's in God we Trust. They can trust, that if they pull any Alah Snackbar shit around me. I will blow their fucking heads clean off.

11   HydroCabron   2016 Jun 14, 6:49am  

Tenpoundbass says

Well in this country it's in God we Trust.

Allah is the same god as your Yahweh, but that's a side issue.

How the hell is Trump going to screen for Muslims if there's no blood test, no questionnaire, and nothing else but people's word?

12   Blurtman   2016 Jun 14, 7:43am  

HydroCabron says

How the hell is Trump going to screen for Muslims if there's no blood test, no questionnaire, and nothing else but people's word?

The pulled pork test?

13   Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses   2016 Jun 14, 7:54am  

Tenpoundbass says

Well in this country it's in God we Trust. They can trust, that if they pull any Alah Snackbar shit around me. I will blow their fucking heads clean off.

yes, nothing like killing someone for saying "god is great"

btw, when your spanish friends say "Hola" as in hello, that is historically taken from allah's name too. Ditto, "ojala" which means I hope, from the arabic, allah willing...

14   Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses   2016 Jun 14, 8:11am  

It is far cheaper and easier for terrorists to recruit americans or europeans, (who can fly to america visa free anyways) to commit terrorist acts in the US, then send someone from abroad.

Hell, we have our own actors who haven't had any contact with ISIS etc, but are merely inspired by them.

Locking the barn door after your car is stolen isn't really such a brilliant plan.

15   Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses   2016 Jun 14, 8:23am  

anonymous says


Locking the barn door after your car is stolen

They don't have garages in your city ? Can you at least get the saying straight? It's barn door and stolen/bolted horse

wow, you are fucking stupid!

try thinking harder!

16   Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses   2016 Jun 14, 8:30am  

ok, I'll type this slow, so even an utter dumbfuck like you can understand:

1. we've had two recent terrorist attacks committed by AMERICAN BORN terrorist.
2. to stop this, it is proposed to stop muslims from flying into the US.

that is locking the barn door after the car is stolen: i.e. a response that wouldn't have stopped the original crime.

Honestly, you are clearly not very bright to not figure that out already. stop now, you are embarrassing yourself

17   justme   2016 Jun 14, 8:44am  

Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses says

that is locking the barn door after the car is stolen: i.e. a response that wouldn't have stopped the original crime.

To be fair, it is more like locking the barn door so that the car had to stay outside, and therefore be stolen. Or something.,

18   Sharingmyintelligencewiththedumbasses   2016 Jun 14, 8:46am  

justme says

that is locking the barn door after the car is stolen: i.e. a response that wouldn't have stopped the original crime.

To be fair, it is more like locking the barn door so that the car had to stay outside, and therefore be stolen. Or something.,

you might be right, I could have made a better analogy.

Oh well, no use crying over spilt milk under the bridge!

19   HEY YOU   2016 Jun 14, 8:54am  

The Orlando shooter was an American citizen.
He probably watched too much FAUX News &
read too much rightwing propaganda
They do love guns & hate LGBT.

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