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Sexy Picture Thread


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1524   SoTex   2021 Feb 26, 8:54pm  

Hawt... Tats don't work so well on her, she needs white ones for better contrast. At first when I saw her leg I though she was a cutter.
1525   Tenpoundbass   2021 Feb 28, 7:08am  

just_passing_through says
Hawt... Tats don't work so well on her


She has some of the nicest hanging natural tits in this thread.
1526   Tenpoundbass   2021 Feb 28, 7:12am  

So the title of this thread changed as well. I guess we never grow tired of politics, and there's always time for a sexy tits pic.
1527   Rin   2021 Mar 2, 2:39pm  



1528   Rin   2021 Mar 2, 6:33pm  

No cocks in sight.

But the action remains!

1529   Onvacation   2021 Mar 2, 8:30pm  

Is that one of your real dolls?

Pretty lifelike.
1530   Rin   2021 Mar 8, 3:02pm  


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No cocks, but the action remains ...

1531   Zak   2021 Mar 9, 3:20pm  

@huntertits rather than uploading all this crap to Bens limited hosting space, why not just upload links to the original source? Is there really a need to duplicate pictures of tits in multiple places around the internet? It's not like pictures of tits are going to stop exiosting tomorrow, and you need a backup upload for some reason.
1532   Onvacation   2021 Mar 9, 3:27pm  

Zak says
It's not like pictures of tits are going to stop exiosting tomorrow, and you need a backup upload for some reason.

That's a great question!

@patrick Is storage space for all the memes, videos, and titty pictures an issue?

@HunterTits is providing a service for those of us that don't want to search through tons of pornography to find the few artistically posed pictures of beautiful women.
1534   Patrick   2021 Mar 9, 5:49pm  

Onvacation says
patrick Is storage space for all the memes, videos, and titty pictures an issue?


Pictures are not too bad, but videos take much more space than pictures and use up download bandwidth. So far it's OK, but if this site gets popular again, I'd need to figure out some way to support that financially.

There is also the legal hazard of users posting copyrighted material. Again, so far it's OK because I can just take down content if someone proves ownership and complains. But long term, I need some other strategy.

I have ideas for a really distributed forum, but I'd need time to work on that. As a worker bee, it would take more time than I have at the moment.
1535   GlocknLoad   2021 Mar 9, 6:38pm  

Patrick says
I have ideas for a really distributed forum

What do you mean by "distributed"?
1536   Patrick   2021 Mar 9, 7:30pm  

I mean hosted by lost of people all at once instead of from one centralized server.

So everyone who wants to would have all of the patrick.net text and pictures on their own computer, and we could all share new comments and pictures either directly laptop to laptop, or maybe through relay servers which don't do anything but forward requests.

The two main ways I see of doing that are:

1. You run some little proxy locally which translates http requests into sftp requests to friends' computers which know your public ssh key.
2. Everyone connects via websockets to a relay which does nothing but allow direct communication between all our browsers.

There are problems with either approach, but they would give great resistance to censorship, and the first method would also let you surf everything and make comments while you're offline, to be synched up later.
1537   GlocknLoad   2021 Mar 9, 7:38pm  

Patrick says
I mean hosted by lost of people all at once instead of from one centralized server.

So everyone who wants to would have all of the patrick.net text and pictures on their own computer, and we could all share new comments and pictures either directly laptop to laptop, or maybe through relay servers which don't do anything but forward requests.

The two main ways I see of doing that are:

1. You run some little proxy locally which translates http requests into sftp requests to friends' computers which know your public ssh key.
2. Everyone connects via websockets to a relay which does nothing but allow direct communication between all our browsers.

There are problems with either approach, but they would give great resistance to censorship, and the first method would also let you surf everything and make comments while you're offline, to be synched up later.

People like you are geniuses. Btw, I will probably be looking for a new IT genius in the next 12 months. Can I assume you know lots of these types of people?
1538   Patrick   2021 Mar 9, 7:51pm  

Lol, having read a lot of technical docs does not qualify one as a genius, but thank you anyway!

I do know a lot of programmers, but I think they are all employed already.

Happy if you post technical questions here so I and other people can chime in.
1539   Ceffer   2021 Mar 17, 3:05pm  

Japanese Anime nude fighting, Lol!
https://youtu.be/OJcoNgjW2sQ

"Kick her in the tits!"
1540   Onvacation   2021 Mar 21, 1:59pm  

Nice yacht!
1541   Tenpoundbass   2021 Mar 21, 2:10pm  

Yeah you can see the man in the boat.
1542   rocketjoe79   2021 Mar 22, 3:40pm  

Two power levers means twin screws on that yacht. So you can screw both ways.

Also, so thankful for ladies without tats. Keep 'em coming.
1543   Rin   2021 Mar 26, 9:33am  

Meghan Markle with boobs ...

1544   Rin   2021 Mar 26, 10:10am  

1545   Onvacation   2021 Mar 29, 1:45pm  

I always get suspicious when a woman's nipples are bigger than her eyeballs. Not complaining, just sayin'.
1546   Kepi   2021 Mar 29, 2:06pm  

Ok, I nominate this one to be the one that should stop posing for cheese cake/sexy nude pictures and should be busy making new people! If I have ever seen a better example of the perfection of a vessel of human reproduction I cannot recall it.

HunterTits says
1547   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Mar 29, 6:58pm  

HunterTits says


Hail to the King, Baby.
1548   porkchopXpress   2021 Mar 29, 7:58pm  

Guys, what's your preference in vajay-jay...outtie or innie (i.e., clamshell)? I prefer outties.
1549   Onvacation   2021 Mar 29, 8:26pm  

porkchopexpress says
Guys, what's your preference in vajay-jay...outtie or innie (i.e., clamshell)? I prefer outties.

I don't mind shucking clams.
We had a summer place on an island in the Puget Sound when I was a kid.
1550   rocketjoe79   2021 Mar 30, 9:51am  

Onvacation says
I always get suspicious when a woman's nipples are bigger than her eyeballs. Not complaining, just sayin'.


Seriously bad photoshop job. C'MON, MAN!
1551   Patrick   2021 Mar 30, 10:24am  

Dayum.
1552   Ceffer   2021 Mar 31, 1:56am  

Looks like they are ramping up on the prurient computer games:
https://youtu.be/FRyBtJa4EBA

1554   Ceffer   2021 Apr 3, 11:48am  

Ah, poor Turtle. She had honorary brass balls for sure, although I am still aching from the hernias she gave me laughing as she sent The Duck scampering away yelping with his tail between his legs every time. She was the perfect antidote to male chauvinism without being an insane, man hating feminist.
1555   Rin   2021 Apr 3, 12:47pm  

1556   Patrick   2021 Apr 3, 6:43pm  

Ceffer says
Ah, poor Turtle. She had honorary brass balls for sure


I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it. I'm glad that at least I got to meet her and her kids.
1557   Rin   2021 Apr 4, 11:59am  

Patrick says
I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it.


So was the husband acquitted?
1558   Patrick   2021 Apr 4, 5:42pm  

Rin says
Patrick says
I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it.


So was the husband acquitted?


I don't know, can't figure it out.

Here are their names:

Eric Scott Sills, 54, who's suspected of killing 45-year-old Susann Stephanie Arsuaga Sills on Nov. 13, 2016
1560   Onvacation   2021 Apr 5, 9:22am  

No. She looks like a biter.
1561   Ceffer   2021 Apr 5, 11:59am  

Onvacation says
No. She looks like a biter.

Maybe. But, it's the only way to shut her up.
Glmph, Glug, Free Shitglmphhh, Gargle.
1562   Onvacation   2021 Apr 5, 12:09pm  

Ceffer says
Onvacation says
No. She looks like a biter.

Maybe. But, it's the only way to shut her up.
Glmph, Glug, Free Shitglmphhh, Gargle.

, Gargle, Glug, "OUCH!"
1563   Patrick   2021 Apr 5, 7:47pm  

Oh damn, you got me with that one @HunterTits

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