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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,078,953 views  41,385 comments

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11543   Ceffer   2021 Oct 28, 4:59pm  

Schiff says intelligence agencies have too many guys with photographic memories, multiple languages, and skills and are to be replaced by amoral, activist, printing press diploma diversity morons like the rest of the government.
https://t.me/The_Library_II/59326
11544   richwicks   2021 Oct 28, 5:07pm  

Ceffer says
Schiff says guys with photographic memories, multiple languages, and skills to be replaced by amoral, activist, printing press diploma diversity morons like the rest of the government.


The intelligence community overthrew this nation last year. Maybe it's better if they become MORE incompetent.

This shit wouldn't be happening if they did their damned job and made certain that what we were voting for is what we were getting. The chickens are now coming home to roost on them. That's perfectly fine with me.
11545   Ceffer   2021 Oct 28, 5:54pm  

LOL! They're getting ready to go after Biden for his sexual assaults if he doesn't stop Durham. What did Q say? Watch Huma.


11546   richwicks   2021 Oct 28, 8:26pm  

Ceffer says
LOL! They're getting ready to go after Biden for his sexual assaults if he doesn't stop Durham. What did Q say? Watch Huma.


Dude, I wish I could have your hope.

I've not seen a fucking thing done in accountability within government since the Savings & Loan scandal, and I was 17 at the time.

Barr was supposed to clean shit up, he didn't. I hope you're right, that Durham isn't just running out the clock, but I've seen this done so many fucking times. Clinton should have been prosecuted, but Comey and Lynch protected her. Seth Rich was probably murdered by the DNC. Bush Jr. should have been impeached for lying us into the Iraq War. I have no belief at all, whatsoever, in anybody that gets a paycheck from the government.

I really hope I'm wrong. If I am wrong - you write me and I'll make any atonement you wish, up to $1,000. 1 grand is well worth to see accountability again within my lifetime. Got a favorite charity? If YOU are wrong, give a $10 bill to some homeless guy - and if you want, just offer to have a meal with him that you pay for, and ask for his story. Some of them are just down on their luck and will give you an understanding of how life can fuck you over if you're unlucky.

You have no idea how much I want to lose 1K. More than 1/2 the fuckers in our government should be in prison. I only dimly remember the country this once was.
11547   HeadSet   2021 Oct 28, 9:23pm  

richwicks says
If you like biking, I strongly suggest you look up Sheldon Brown

I checked out that Sheldon Brown link. I went to the section on drum brakes. I need to replace my rear Sturmey- Archer drum insert on the back wheel of my Blue Mountain bike, but I cannot find anyone anywhere who has the 70mm version in stock. Lots of 90mm, but I cannot use that. Drum brakes are great because they still work when it is raining or riding through some water.
11549   Ceffer   2021 Oct 28, 10:28pm  

richwicks says
I really hope I'm wrong. If I am wrong - you write me and I'll make any atonement you wish, up to $1,000.

I'm not particularly set on hopium, either, until proof positive, but exposing sexual antics is pretty much standard operating procedure now when they want to get rid of somebody, and they will be getting rid of Biden pretty soon. Female employees and interns are given a down low list of men in Congress who they should NEVER be alone with, and Biden was one of the most notorious. Forget about Hunter, they are covering up so much sex shit for Old Joe it isn't funny.
11552   richwicks   2021 Oct 29, 3:19am  

HeadSet says
richwicks says
If you like biking, I strongly suggest you look up Sheldon Brown

I checked out that Sheldon Brown link. I went to the section on drum brakes. I need to replace my rear Sturmey- Archer drum insert on the back wheel of my Blue Mountain bike, but I cannot find anyone anywhere who has the 70mm version in stock. Lots of 90mm, but I cannot use that. Drum brakes are great because they still work when it is raining or riding through some water.


@HeadSet

https://www.sturmey-archer.com/en/products/rear-hubs

?

I didn't even know there were such a thing as rear drum breaks still. I had the type that went on an old Schwinn. I remember riding the breaks down a hill for that hub to get toasty hot. Hot enough it would stop working.

Speaking of my old bike - holy crap, they are still making them:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Schwinn-Sting-Ray-Bicycle-single-speed-20-Inch-wheels/841993718

Mine was green though.
11554   HeadSet   2021 Oct 29, 7:07am  

richwicks says
HeadSet says
richwicks says
If you like biking, I strongly suggest you look up Sheldon Brown

I checked out that Sheldon Brown link. I went to the section on drum brakes. I need to replace my rear Sturmey- Archer drum insert on the back wheel of my Blue Mountain bike, but I cannot find anyone anywhere who has the 70mm version in stock. Lots of 90mm, but I cannot use that. Drum brakes are great because they still work when it is raining or riding through some water.


@HeadSet

https://www.sturmey-archer.com/en/products/rear-hubs



I appreciate the link, but that site does not sell. It just describes the product.
11557   SoTex   2021 Oct 29, 8:33am  

I saw that last night and wondered if it was from the patnet zzyzx...
11561   Ceffer   2021 Oct 29, 11:38am  

Trump cracks me up.
11563   richwicks   2021 Oct 29, 12:18pm  

HeadSet says
@HeadSet

https://www.sturmey-archer.com/en/products/rear-hubs



I appreciate the link, but that site does not sell. It just describes the product.


Well, they have a Contact form (tedious I know), and here is their "catalog" presumably of products they sell:

https://www.sturmey-archer.com/en/catalogue

They could probably give you an authorized reseller. If you're replacing a hub you need to have the wheel rebuilt, and AGAIN - do not attempt to do this yourself. This is an office you can contact in North America:

Sturmey-Archer North America
952 School Street #409
94559-2824 Napa CA
USA

Tel: +1 (707) 259-6700
Fax: +1 (707) 259-6710

I mean - who really calls them? Nobody. That phone line doesn't ring more than once a week I bet. If you ring them up, and just explain you're looking to buy X, I bet they'll accommodate.
11566   Ceffer   2021 Oct 30, 12:16pm  

"Schiff proposes to change designations from 'Intelligence Agencies' to 'What It Is Agencies' to keep from offending or intimidating printing press diploma applicants. Forms to be offered in ebonics and tapes for functionally illiterate. When we are done, we'll make Netflix look like a nest of evil discrimination."
https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/7577
11567   HeadSet   2021 Oct 30, 5:02pm  

Any White male who calls out for "diversity" should be slapped back with "Then why don't you resign so a person of color can have your job?"
11568   Booger   2021 Oct 30, 5:03pm  

Pretty much what is going on in the CDC:
https://youtu.be/8LUwi2D2lWQ
11569   Patrick   2021 Oct 30, 5:52pm  

Karloff says


original link
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https://markcrispinmiller.substack.com/p/sheep-and-collaborators-of-the-lowest


"Sheep and collaborators of the lowest order"
A rocker in Providence responds to my riff on "Pure Blooded"

Mark Crispin Miller
3 hr ago
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From a subscriber to News from Underground:

I know exactly what you mean. I've been a musician/composer here in Providence Rhode Island since the 80s with some amount of success staging my operas etc.

But now? I see my friends and colleagues starting up to play out again, performing in various venues. But they seem all too happy to comply with the great agenda, the Great Reset. They go on Facebook to advertise their performances, adding that it's "Covid-Safe." And the guidelines include mandatory vaccines and, fucking AND the wearing of masks.

These people are sheep. Sheep and collaborators of the lowest order. I'm ashamed, also amazed that many of these folks were my friends, people that I looked up to and respected. No longer. I would call them out but so far I haven't, thinking that an exchange on Facebook is not gonna solve anything. So I'm staying mum for now but monitoring the situation.

I'm trying not to close my heart and mind entirely to my fellow man. But this is outrageous and it will be a long fucking time before this equation gets balanced.

Keep up the great work and best of luck to you!
11571   HeadSet   2021 Oct 30, 6:45pm  

Amazing creativity and talent in above video.
11572   richwicks   2021 Oct 30, 7:00pm  

Patrick says
These people are sheep. Sheep and collaborators of the lowest order. I'm ashamed, also amazed that many of these folks were my friends, people that I looked up to and respected. No longer.


Haha. I'm in the Silly Con Valley. "The smartest people in the world" - over the last 18 months, the worst thing I've lost is respect for "smart people".

The people I thought were brilliant are anything but. They are good at their jobs, but they can't think worth shit. I cannot express in words how disconcerting this last 18 months have been for me. I'm in shock still. People don't think, they're apparently meat robots, programmed. I'm absolutely aghast, floored, at how stupid smart people are.

People I work with are amazing at their brilliance at their job, but once they clock out, they are a fucking stupid as pig shit. It's amazing they don't use their intellect outside of their job. It's absolutely shocking. These are smart, creative, brilliant people who think that unvaccinated people pose a risk to vaccinated people. How is is they forgot basic biochemistry and I retain it?

I study propaganda for fun, but good lord, I do not understand it. It's said Edward Bernays had complete contempt for people, that he was very arrogant and despised "the common man" - I'm beginning to understand this point of view. It does really seem I live among a herd of sheep and not what I would consider a basic human being.

I'm either wrong in this assessment, or it's a duty to uplift people into humanity. For now, I think I have a duty but I do wonder if I'm wrong.
11573   mell   2021 Oct 30, 9:01pm  

HunterTits says
It wasn't like this always. California was SANE at one point.


Agreed. And Cali girls used to be hot and fuckable. Before the sjws corrupted all that natural beauty. I've only been here a bit over 20 years so I can't speak to prior, but from experience CA and SV peaked with the release of RHCPs Californication 99, maintained the peak for a few years and then started its harsh decline. I'm sure the 60s-90s were great as well.
11576   Ceffer   2021 Oct 31, 8:54am  

All of those hushed tones of rapt admiration for the diaper dump in chief! Such intellect, NPR!
11577   Ceffer   2021 Oct 31, 8:56am  

Like, DUhhhhhhhhhhhh!
11579   Ceffer   2021 Oct 31, 9:08am  

"As soon as the cameras stop flashing."
11580   Ceffer   2021 Oct 31, 10:02am  

I don't think God will be helping us anytime soon.

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