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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,095,711 views  41,987 comments

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13026   Ceffer   2022 Jan 11, 10:11am  

HeadSet says
I am just wondering if the Biden animatronic is missing when Biden give one of his few press conferences.

Could only be a massive upgrade. At least it wouldn't have to spend two hours in makeup getting the mask on.
13027   RWSGFY   2022 Jan 11, 10:31am  

HeadSet says
Has anyone been to the Disney Hall of Presidents? I am just wondering if the Biden animatronic is missing when Biden give one of his few press conferences.



Looks like a recycled JWB head on Ahnold's recycled body.
13028   Bd6r   2022 Jan 11, 10:35am  

13029   Bd6r   2022 Jan 11, 10:35am  

13030   Bd6r   2022 Jan 11, 10:36am  

13031   Bd6r   2022 Jan 11, 10:36am  

13032   Bd6r   2022 Jan 11, 10:36am  

13033   Bd6r   2022 Jan 11, 10:37am  

13034   Ceffer   2022 Jan 11, 10:37am  

FuckCCP89 says
Looks like a recycled JWB head on Ahnold's recycled body.

Yeah, looks like he's getting ready to thrash some RealDolls with pounding coitus. Do they make RealDolls of both sexes younger than 10 years old?
13035   Ceffer   2022 Jan 11, 10:57am  

Et tu, Stacey? When the grifters and rats start turning on each other because of bad optics? Gee, Stacey, your optics were so great to begin with.
13036   Ceffer   2022 Jan 11, 11:11am  

According to the Woo, the old bat has been dead for a while with a body double stand in, and they are just deciding what the proper timing and politics should be for the formal announcement. An absurd ceremonial of public shut downs and mourning for an absurd length of time has to be ground through, just to keep things properly medieval, as well as sorting out the succession baloney.
https://t.me/c/1315127140/47356?source=patrick.net
13037   Ceffer   2022 Jan 11, 12:06pm  

Wishful thinking? Maybe survivors pretending to have dinner with the corpses of their families might do it.
13038   Bd6r   2022 Jan 11, 1:20pm  

13039   Bd6r   2022 Jan 11, 1:21pm  

13040   Ceffer   2022 Jan 11, 5:01pm  

Trump cracks me up.
13048   Ceffer   2022 Jan 13, 2:55am  

Can't happen too soon.
13051   charlie303   2022 Jan 13, 6:19am  

Ceffer says


Are there still fences around the other DC buildings?

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13056   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 13, 11:54am  

Ceffer says


Walls don't work!
13057   Ceffer   2022 Jan 13, 11:56am  

AmericanKulak says
Walls don't work!

Looking at the live White House cam, it appears to be an enclosed area rather than a perimeter. Maybe they are trying to hide a specific construction project.
13058   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Jan 13, 12:11pm  

Tucker Carlson mocks Pelosi as 'Michael Jackson': He's had a lot of work done since we saw him last'

'Tucker Carlson Tonight' host joked on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's media appearance on 'Face the Nation. 'No Billy Jean. Apparently, he's given up singing, now he's telling lies about politics.'


https://video.foxnews.com/v/6291016717001?source=patrick.net#sp=show-clips
13059   Eric Holder   2022 Jan 13, 12:20pm  

Ceffer says


BRIDGES NOT WALLS!!!!
13060   Bd6r   2022 Jan 13, 12:51pm  

13061   Bd6r   2022 Jan 13, 12:52pm  

13062   Ceffer   2022 Jan 13, 1:27pm  

LOL! "I asked Mylo what the effect of second and third shots and boosters do and how that changes the End of Cycle table.
Mylo replied: “It is all measurable through hematological testing. The more shots and boosters the imbeciles get, the worse their blood will look under a microscope, and the quicker they will turn to fertilizer.”
"



13063   Ceffer   2022 Jan 13, 1:32pm  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says
Tucker Carlson mocks Pelosi as 'Michael Jackson': He's had a lot of work done since we saw him last'

The Pelosi was probably at home in curlers speaking either through mike or recorded sound stage, and this was her animated CGI puppet to give the appearance of a live performance. Everybody is making fun of it. CGI puppet looks better than the real drunken psychotic bitch.
13064   Patrick   2022 Jan 13, 1:50pm  



"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
13065   Eric Holder   2022 Jan 13, 1:54pm  

Patrick says


LOL, in the summer of 2020 I had the audacity to fall asleep on the beach in Cardiff. Woke up to a lecture from a fucking lifeguard who walked half a fucking mile from his perch to inform me that I can't sleep, lie down or even sit while on the beach because of Covid and that I must either start walking/running/swimming/surfing or GTFO.

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