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Eric Holder
2022 Jan 13, 10:21am
Eric Holder
2022 Jan 13, 10:21am
Patrick says
... and average IQ of his voters.
https://babylonbee.com/news/inflation-rate-edges-past-bidens-approval-rating?source=patrick.net
... and average IQ of his voters.
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 11:56am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 11:56am
AmericanKulak says
Looking at the live White House cam, it appears to be an enclosed area rather than a perimeter. Maybe they are trying to hide a specific construction project.
Walls don't work!
Looking at the live White House cam, it appears to be an enclosed area rather than a perimeter. Maybe they are trying to hide a specific construction project.
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Al_Sharpton_for_President
2022 Jan 13, 12:11pm
Al_Sharpton_for_President
2022 Jan 13, 12:11pm
Tucker Carlson mocks Pelosi as 'Michael Jackson': He's had a lot of work done since we saw him last'
'Tucker Carlson Tonight' host joked on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's media appearance on 'Face the Nation. 'No Billy Jean. Apparently, he's given up singing, now he's telling lies about politics.'
https://video.foxnews.com/v/6291016717001?source=patrick.net#sp=show-clips
'Tucker Carlson Tonight' host joked on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's media appearance on 'Face the Nation. 'No Billy Jean. Apparently, he's given up singing, now he's telling lies about politics.'
https://video.foxnews.com/v/6291016717001?source=patrick.net#sp=show-clips
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 1:27pm
Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 1:27pm
LOL! "I asked Mylo what the effect of second and third shots and boosters do and how that changes the End of Cycle table.
Mylo replied: “It is all measurable through hematological testing. The more shots and boosters the imbeciles get, the worse their blood will look under a microscope, and the quicker they will turn to fertilizer.”
"
Mylo replied: “It is all measurable through hematological testing. The more shots and boosters the imbeciles get, the worse their blood will look under a microscope, and the quicker they will turn to fertilizer.”
"
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 1:32pm
Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 1:32pm
Al_Sharpton_for_President says
The Pelosi was probably at home in curlers speaking either through mike or recorded sound stage, and this was her animated CGI puppet to give the appearance of a live performance. Everybody is making fun of it. CGI puppet looks better than the real drunken psychotic bitch.
Tucker Carlson mocks Pelosi as 'Michael Jackson': He's had a lot of work done since we saw him last'
The Pelosi was probably at home in curlers speaking either through mike or recorded sound stage, and this was her animated CGI puppet to give the appearance of a live performance. Everybody is making fun of it. CGI puppet looks better than the real drunken psychotic bitch.
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Patrick
2022 Jan 13, 1:50pm
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
Patrick
2022 Jan 13, 1:50pm
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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Eric Holder
2022 Jan 13, 1:54pm
Eric Holder
2022 Jan 13, 1:54pm
Patrick says
LOL, in the summer of 2020 I had the audacity to fall asleep on the beach in Cardiff. Woke up to a lecture from a fucking lifeguard who walked half a fucking mile from his perch to inform me that I can't sleep, lie down or even sit while on the beach because of Covid and that I must either start walking/running/swimming/surfing or GTFO.
LOL, in the summer of 2020 I had the audacity to fall asleep on the beach in Cardiff. Woke up to a lecture from a fucking lifeguard who walked half a fucking mile from his perch to inform me that I can't sleep, lie down or even sit while on the beach because of Covid and that I must either start walking/running/swimming/surfing or GTFO.
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richwicks
2022 Jan 13, 9:26pm
richwicks
2022 Jan 13, 9:26pm
Ceffer says
Haha, I think it's more likely that sun would explode before Monday before I saw our government and the criminal syndicate that runs it tell the truth.
Haha, I think it's more likely that sun would explode before Monday before I saw our government and the criminal syndicate that runs it tell the truth.
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 10:45pm
Ceffer
2022 Jan 13, 10:45pm
richwicks says
Yeah, there's a whole information industry now based on dangling the hopium carrot. It's always just next week or next month etc. Only worthwhile sharing in case that beyond some reasonable hope, it actually happens and one can go WTF!
Haha, I think it's more likely that sun would explode before Monday before I saw our government and the criminal syndicate that runs it tell the truth.
Yeah, there's a whole information industry now based on dangling the hopium carrot. It's always just next week or next month etc. Only worthwhile sharing in case that beyond some reasonable hope, it actually happens and one can go WTF!
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Patrick
2022 Jan 14, 12:20am
Patrick
2022 Jan 14, 12:20am
https://therightscoop.com/watch-rubio-makes-epic-statement-about-january-6th-that-dems-are-sure-to-hate/?source=patrick.net
Here’s part of what Rubio said:
I don’t care how many candlelight vigils and musical performances you have from the cast of Hamilton, you’re not going to convince most normal and sane people that our government last year was almost overthrown by a guy wearing a Viking hat and speedos.
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