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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,106,950 views  42,077 comments

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14327   Ceffer   2022 Mar 1, 1:11am  

LOL!

14328   Ceffer   2022 Mar 1, 2:24am  

14329   Booger   2022 Mar 1, 2:54am  

Massive protest in Sweden against Russian aggression:

14336   RWSGFY   2022 Mar 1, 7:32am  

Patrick says






Who moved nuclear weapons to what country now? @Patrick, are you starting to loose your mind? We already have several members who went off the deep end. Would be sad to see you join Putler/Xitler bride brigade. Aligning with the fucks who unleashed the bioweapon on us (Xitler) and worked hand-in-hand with Demonrats to undermine Trump (Putler) seems bizarre.
14337   Patrick   2022 Mar 1, 7:36am  

I think that Ukraine would become a US satellite and site for US missiles and bases if it joined NATO.

The US media seems to ignore this, and the analogy to the Cuban missile crisis.

"Russia bad" is a very simplistic analysis.
14338   clambo   2022 Mar 1, 8:15am  

Ukraine will never be a USA satellite, it’s far away from our borders.

The analogy to Cuban missiles is weak; Castro was a nut who wanted to threaten the USA with nukes.

NATO is a defensive alliance, and never intended to threaten the Soviet Union nor Russia. rather deter them from invasion, which they just did to Ukraine.

Putin signed agreement with Ukraine to respect its sovereignty in exchange for Ukraine giving up its nukes.

Putin bad is the correct analysis; simple is often accurate.

Kennedy is given credit for success during the Cuban missile crisis, but some said that he waited very long to react to the threat, and was advised to take the missiles out using our Air Force rather than wait for Kruschev to take them away from insane Castro.

I was a very young kid but I recall the Cuban missile crisis, mostly because people were scared shitless in the USA. Some said that Kennedy exposed us to excessive risk by not bombing the missiles.

Right after this we had atomic bomb safety drills in school, all because of Soviet Union insanity.

Russia is a third world dump with hot women and drunken men. Most people are not going to get ahead there which is why they are coming to the USA.
14339   Patrick   2022 Mar 1, 8:29am  

Patrick says
NATO is a defensive alliance, and never intended to threaten the Soviet Union nor Russia.


That sounds very naive to me.

I think the US deliberately provoked Russia into invading Ukraine with the threat of Ukraine joining NATO.

The purpose of that threat may have been to scupper the Nordstream II pipeline, which would bind Germany closely to Russia.

It's also suspiciously convenient for Biden, to distract from his repeated and abysmal failures, and his inhumane vaxx mandates.

Then again, I can't really know much from this distance, and through the media filters.
14340   richwicks   2022 Mar 1, 9:07am  

RWSGFY says
Aligning with the fucks who unleashed the bioweapon on us (Xitler) and worked hand-in-hand with Demonrats to undermine Trump (Putler) seems bizarre.


Whose Xitler?

Look, the United States government paid for the development of sars-cov2-19. We're supposed to believe that the disease came from a wet market that is LITERALLY blocks away from this bio-weapons lab in which coronavirus was being worked on for gain of function, through the payment of the United States.
14341   richwicks   2022 Mar 1, 9:07am  

clambo says
Ukraine will never be a USA satellite, it’s far away from our borders.


How far away is Israel?

Japan?

The Phillippines?
14342   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 1, 11:01am  

Black Lives Matter! My Pussy Matters! Leftoid has flip out in Walmart.

Video/Audio
https://nitter.pussthecat.org/libsoftiktok/status/1498730060735340546?source=patrick.net#m
14343   Patrick   2022 Mar 1, 11:50am  

AmericanKulak says
Black Lives Matter! My Pussy Matters!


She keeps repeating that while smashing things.

Of course black lives matter, because all lives matter. She's simply hiding behind the first assertion. As Jordan Peterson put it:


uploads/2022/03/1_bf40_rs9muhvpz0iw

So the problem seems to be her second assertion, and the frustration that it really doesn't matter.

I think a lot of our politics can be explained by the failure of feminism to deliver happiness for women. Now a lot of women are angry at having taken the feminist bait and feeling ripped off. But they can't put it that way, or they would be ostracized by most other women.

https://www.npr.org/2014/07/21/333582322/phyllis-schlafly-explains-why-feminism-has-made-women-unhappy?source=patrick.net
https://www.expunct.com/feminism/why-modern-feminism-makes-women-so-damn-miserable/?source=patrick.net
https://brasspills.com/gavin-mcinnes-explains-why-feminism-makes-women-unhappy/?source=patrick.net
https://www.suzannevenker.com/feminism/4-feminist-lies-that-are-making-women-miserable/?source=patrick.net
https://www.dailywire.com/news/study-feminism-leaving-wake-unhappy-unmarried-amanda-prestigiacomo?source=patrick.net
14346   Ceffer   2022 Mar 1, 12:56pm  

Depraved and compromised addicts gonna be depraved and compromised addicts. Soros says: "Perfect!"


https://t.me/epochtimes/38773?source=patrick.net
14347   Ceffer   2022 Mar 1, 1:07pm  

Of course, now we know who are the intended targets of these bioweapons. EVERYBODY, including us. Thanks Covid 19 for the heads up.
14348   Ceffer   2022 Mar 1, 1:10pm  

AmericanKulak says
Black Lives Matter! My Pussy Matters! Leftoid has flip out in Walmart.

LOL! Guess they shouldn't have stuck that Walmart discounted sticker on her pussy.
14349   Ceffer   2022 Mar 1, 1:45pm  

I can see the strategy of the so called white hats. I'm just glad there seems to be some kind of strategy. It is heavily dependent on timing and graded, weighed information release. Inoculate bite size red pills, and repeat until digested. A dump load of info that overwhelms is just ignored.
14350   Ceffer   2022 Mar 1, 4:11pm  

14351   Ceffer   2022 Mar 1, 4:27pm  

LOL! Pelosi's outlandish CGI bot admitting once again that the Biden Administration has no control over the bulk of the military. Maybe she should ask the Kommie Soros Guvs to send over National Guard to fight for the Ukrainian Nazis and preserve her children's cash flow.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/53974?source=patrick.net
14352   Ceffer   2022 Mar 1, 4:29pm  

14354   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 1, 5:20pm  

The first thing the Left hated about Putin was his refusal to get on the LGBTQ Indoctrination of Kids campaign. Under 18 grooming, I mean, education and information, by LGBTQ is illegal in Russia.
14355   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 1, 5:32pm  

RWSGFY says
Who moved nuclear weapons to what country now? @Patrick, are you starting to loose your mind? We already have several members who went off the deep end. Would be sad to see you join Putler/Xitler bride brigade. Aligning with the fucks who unleashed the bioweapon on us (Xitler) and worked hand-in-hand with Demonrats to undermine Trump (Putler) seems bizarre.


If Mexico announced, backed by a 90% Yes on a Referendum, to host Sino-Russian-NORK airbases on Mexican soil, we wouldn't give it 7 years. We'd be overthrowing the government or invading in 7 days. And I agree with that, wholeheartedly. Not to do so would be unbelievably stupid, naive, and dangerous.

But the Monroe Doctrine is 180 degrees from Modern International Rules Based Bullshit and totally unilateral. So, apparently, is the Putin Doctrine.
14356   Patrick   2022 Mar 1, 5:35pm  

AmericanKulak says
If Mexico announced, backed by a 90% Yes on a Referendum, to host Sino-Russian-NORK airbases on Mexican soil, we wouldn't give it 7 years. We'd be overthrowing the government or invading in 7 days. And I agree with that, wholeheartedly. Not to do so would be unbelievably stupid, naive, and dangerous.


I agree with that too.
14361   Ceffer   2022 Mar 2, 1:09am  

14362   Ceffer   2022 Mar 2, 1:12am  

14363   charlie303   2022 Mar 2, 5:31am  

Ceffer says
I can see the strategy of the so called white hats. I'm just glad there seems to be some kind of strategy. It is heavily dependent on timing and graded, weighed information release. Inoculate bite size red pills, and repeat until digested. A dump load of info that overwhelms is just ignored.


The forthcoming world view collapse and mental and emotional breakdowns of the sheeple will be staggering.
Many won't recover.
And then there's the truth about the vaxx.
Many sheeple have been played far too easily wether from BLM riots to covid masks and in this hidden war have been aligned with the enemy, the Deep State Cabal.
As always in revolutions they would have gone from Useful Idiots to Useless Eaters and would have been purged.

Should we help and assist our fellow brothers, sisters and alphabets through that time?
Do they want freedom?
Will civilisation see some form of collapse?

Even now many reading this will scoff at the preposterous claims I make.

I hope Patrick.net stays up so there is a record of who knew what and when.

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14364   Misc   2022 Mar 2, 5:50am  

If Putin takes over the Ukraine, he controls all the pipelines to Europe anyways. I don't think it stopping the Nordstream II was part of it.
14365   Eric Holder   2022 Mar 2, 7:06am  

Misc says
If Putin takes over the Ukraine, he controls all the pipelines to Europe anyways. I don't think it stopping the Nordstream II was part of it.


Yep, making it about NS2 is a low IQ argument. NS2 was started in 2015 after Putler's first attack on Ukraine was not entirely successful. Some say he stopped because of threat to blow up the pipelines effectively cutting off gas transit and turning Germans against him. So he set on to build a basically redundant pipeline capacity in order to eliminate this scenario. And as soon as NS2 was finished he went ahead with the second assault.
14366   Ceffer   2022 Mar 2, 9:30am  

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