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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,121,966 views  42,089 comments

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14975   Ceffer   2022 Mar 24, 5:01pm  

Democrats now concerned that vile, unconstitutional behavior, rampant lies, insincere campaign promises, blaming opponents for their own failures, and captured propaganda MSM will be insufficient to help them cheat their way to victory in the midterms:
"Dems ‘Shaken’ By Early Polling From Suburbs: ‘A Scared-Straight Incident’"
https://conservativebrief.com/new-2-61336/?source=patrick.net



14976   richwicks   2022 Mar 24, 7:05pm  

Ceffer says
Democrats now concerned that vile, unconstitutional behavior, rampant lies, insincere campaign promises, blaming opponents for their own failures, and captured propaganda MSM will be insufficient to help them cheat their way to victory in the midterms


Haha, the intelligence agencies run the nation. There isn't a problem.

Let's say the Republicans SWEEP the next election, they'll be 95% puppets, just like they are now.

There will be a lot of fuckery thought to make it seem "if we only elected more Republicans, we'd get some positive change!"

Well, the intelligence agencies aren't going to allow that.
14977   Patrick   2022 Mar 24, 7:12pm  

@richwicks After you mentioned Charles de Gaulle sending a warship to pick up France's gold from America, I read a bit about him.

Aside from that act of audacity, I liked that he quickly learned to hate all politicians after becoming leader of France. He was convinced they were all just out for themselves, which sounds correct. Then he quit. He got drawn back into being leader of France later, but never changed his views.
14979   richwicks   2022 Mar 25, 3:57am  

Patrick says
@richwicks After you mentioned Charles de Gaulle sending a warship to pick up France's gold from America, I read a bit about him.

Aside from that act of audacity, I liked that he quickly learned to hate all politicians after becoming leader of France. He was convinced they were all just out for themselves, which sounds correct. Then he quit. He got drawn back into being leader of France later, but never changed his views.


I had to laugh about it when I found out. Charles de Gaulle had realized that the Fed was doing some funny accounting, and was like "fuck this" and went to NY with a WARSHIP - and this during the Vietnam war, that the French had started.

Vietnam is interesting. The Allies said "if you fight on our side, we'll grant you freedom from FRANCE" when this over. Ho Chi Minh took them up on the offer, and the Allies didn't hold up the bargain in the end. All Vietnam wanted was freedom from France, because France did things like export rice while the indigenous population was starving.

Why did the Allies refuse to uphold their agreement? France, who really didn't care about WWII, said, that if they lost Vietnam, they wouldn't join NATO.

That's the story anyhow.

The West should be willing to give up colonies. Colonialism isn't ALL bad, except at the end, that's when it gets bad - it gets bad at the end because the population feels like it's getting screwed over, and when they feel like they are getting screwed over, it's because they are. That's why colonialism has a bad rap - they ALL have a bad divorce in the end, but the matrimony years are mostly good.

I'd argue the colonial period of the British was largely beneficial. Imagine if India, China, and the Americas were left untouched for the last 400 years but Europe and Russia developed. Imagine that conflict.
14984   HeadSet   2022 Mar 25, 10:56am  

richwicks says
Ho Chi Minh took them up on the offer, and the Allies didn't hold up the bargain in the end.

And during that time Ho Chi Min expressed his great admiration for the USA.
14985   Ceffer   2022 Mar 25, 11:10am  

Remember, you can't patent a naturally occurring pathogen:
14986   charlie303   2022 Mar 25, 11:59am  

Ceffer says
Remember, you can't patent a naturally occurring pathogen:


That's why they invest in bio-chemical labs around the world so they can develop 'variants' that are patent-able (and profitable).

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14990   Eric Holder   2022 Mar 25, 5:34pm  

Patrick says






Nah, it's the third biggest pussy. The second one is dudes who combine "look at the rifle I've just bought!" and "who the fuck fights for their country if the president is not 100% to their liking?" on the same site, lol.
14992   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 25, 6:07pm  

Patrick says


@richwicks After you mentioned Charles de Gaulle sending a warship to pick up France's gold from America, I read a bit about him.

Aside from that act of audacity, I liked that he quickly learned to hate all politicians after becoming leader of France. He was convinced they were all just out for themselves, which sounds correct. Then he quit. He got drawn back into being leader of France later, but never changed his views.



I actually admire DeGaulle, he was a nationalist. He told the first President of the proto-EU European Commission to F Off. He was "France First".
14993   richwicks   2022 Mar 25, 6:10pm  

AmericanKulak says
I actually admire DeGaulle, he was a nationalist. He told the first President of the proto-EU European Commission to F Off. He was "France First".


I don't know much about deGaulle, but I do know the United States government hated him. The US tried to have him assassinated, is the rumor.
14994   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Mar 25, 9:40pm  

RC2006 says


Best part is how Feminists are fucking quiet about being fucked by LGBQT+ groups.
14995   Ceffer   2022 Mar 26, 11:18am  

Can you say: "faces read contempt"?
14996   Onvacation   2022 Mar 26, 11:52am  

Ceffer says
Can you say: "faces read contempt"?

Zoom in. They spiked his pizza with a giant jalapeno and were waiting to see if they could get a reaction.
14997   Ceffer   2022 Mar 26, 1:48pm  

"i'm sure you are all eager to become cannon fodder and die horrible deaths to preserve my criminal enterprises in Ukraine and continue the cushy life of my depraved, addict son who was drummed out of the Navy for cocaine."
14998   Ceffer   2022 Mar 26, 2:00pm  

Claims cell phone can show you bluetooth reception from vaccinated. "These aren't devices, these are people!" LOL! Probably fake but funny.
14999   Ceffer   2022 Mar 26, 2:07pm  

"Video -Ketanji Brown Jackson Was The Judge In The Pizzagate Shooting - Language Warning"
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=196081&source=patrick.net

Guy who shot bullet into Obama's favorite pedo shopping hut got 4 years vs. Ketanji being the patron saint of pedophiles with zero to token lenient sentences.
15001   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 26, 4:52pm  

richwicks says
I don't know much about deGaulle, but I do know the United States government hated him. The US tried to have him assassinated, is the rumor.



Here's an interesting thing I heard from Styx - haven't looked it up yet.

Apparently Stalin tried to poison Tito 3 times. Tito told him after the second attempt, he'd do the same and Stalin Wouldn't survive. The 3rd attempt by Stalin was in late 1952.

Stalin died in 1953.

Then there's the Doctor's Plot.

Maybe Tito did what others couldn't.
15003   Ceffer   2022 Mar 26, 7:21pm  

Trump cracks me up. He transcends the profanity barrier:

15004   Ceffer   2022 Mar 26, 7:24pm  

LOL! How do you get a fag CNN announcer to go to Ukraine? You don't. More laugh track fake news from CNN.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/58350


15005   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 26, 8:20pm  

Ceffer says
Can you say: "faces read contempt"?


That's hilarious, it's as if the whole base knew they gave Joe the pepper pizza.

https://twitter.com/NBCPhiladelphia/status/1507407736736206850?source=patrick.net
15006   Onvacation   2022 Mar 26, 8:31pm  

Mad Max NYC style

original link
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15007   HeadSet   2022 Mar 26, 8:36pm  

Ceffer says
LOL! How do you get a fag CNN announcer to go to Ukraine? You don't. More laugh track fake news from CNN.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/58350?source=patrick.net




This is still up on the web as well, like they are still proud of it. By any chance, did any Edmonton firefighters go to Ukraine? Otherwise, this is a blatant falsehood that should take down Don Lemon.
15008   richwicks   2022 Mar 26, 8:45pm  

HeadSet says
This is still up on the web as well, like they are still proud of it. By any chance, did any Edmonton firefighters go to Ukraine? Otherwise, this is a blatant falsehood that should take down Don Lemon.


Haha - how many times has our media been caught straight out lying? I don't even pay attention to it any more.

Propaganda and lies are the rule, not the exception.
15009   Ceffer   2022 Mar 27, 7:43am  

Biden: The slumlord and ritual humiliation viceroy inflicted on the population of the former United States
15010   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Mar 27, 7:56am  

Ceffer says
Biden: The slumlord and ritual humiliation viceroy inflicted on the population of the former United States
Call in an airstrike now!
15011   BayArea   2022 Mar 27, 9:06am  

Ceffer says
Biden: The slumlord and ritual humiliation viceroy inflicted on the population of the former United States

What makes anyone think that money sent to Baltimore will make it less Baltimore?
15012   Ceffer   2022 Mar 27, 9:14am  

BayArea says
What makes anyone think that money sent to Baltimore will make it less Baltimore?

Well, it would do wonders for the crack harvest.
15013   Ceffer   2022 Mar 27, 9:16am  

Tenpoundbass says
Can you say: "faces read contempt"?

Has anybody heard if BIden Actor had his pizza jalapeno shart in front of European dignitaries or not?

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