Political Humor Thread

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Patrick 2022 Mar 25, 10:56am

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-a-woman-12-signs-to-look-for?source=patrick.net

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HeadSet 2022 Mar 25, 10:56am

richwicks says

Ho Chi Minh took them up on the offer, and the Allies didn't hold up the bargain in the end.

And during that time Ho Chi Min expressed his great admiration for the USA.

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Ceffer 2022 Mar 25, 11:10am

Remember, you can't patent a naturally occurring pathogen:

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Ceffer says

Remember, you can't patent a naturally occurring pathogen:

That's why they invest in bio-chemical labs around the world so they can develop 'variants' that are patent-able (and profitable).

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Patrick 2022 Mar 25, 4:12pm

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Patrick 2022 Mar 25, 4:12pm

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Patrick 2022 Mar 25, 4:12pm

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Eric Holder 2022 Mar 25, 5:34pm

Patrick says

Nah, it's the third biggest pussy. The second one is dudes who combine "look at the rifle I've just bought!" and "who the fuck fights for their country if the president is not 100% to their liking?" on the same site, lol.

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RC2006 2022 Mar 25, 6:02pm

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AmericanKulak 2022 Mar 25, 6:07pm

Patrick says

@richwicks After you mentioned Charles de Gaulle sending a warship to pick up France's gold from America, I read a bit about him.

Aside from that act of audacity, I liked that he quickly learned to hate all politicians after becoming leader of France. He was convinced they were all just out for themselves, which sounds correct. Then he quit. He got drawn back into being leader of France later, but never changed his views.

I actually admire DeGaulle, he was a nationalist. He told the first President of the proto-EU European Commission to F Off. He was "France First".

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richwicks 2022 Mar 25, 6:10pm

AmericanKulak says

I actually admire DeGaulle, he was a nationalist. He told the first President of the proto-EU European Commission to F Off. He was "France First".

I don't know much about deGaulle, but I do know the United States government hated him. The US tried to have him assassinated, is the rumor.

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FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut 2022 Mar 25, 9:40pm

RC2006 says

Best part is how Feminists are fucking quiet about being fucked by LGBQT+ groups.

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Ceffer 2022 Mar 26, 11:18am

Can you say: "faces read contempt"?

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Onvacation 2022 Mar 26, 11:52am

Ceffer says

Can you say: "faces read contempt"?

Zoom in. They spiked his pizza with a giant jalapeno and were waiting to see if they could get a reaction.

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Ceffer 2022 Mar 26, 1:48pm

"i'm sure you are all eager to become cannon fodder and die horrible deaths to preserve my criminal enterprises in Ukraine and continue the cushy life of my depraved, addict son who was drummed out of the Navy for cocaine."

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Ceffer 2022 Mar 26, 2:00pm

Claims cell phone can show you bluetooth reception from vaccinated. "These aren't devices, these are people!" LOL! Probably fake but funny.

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Ceffer 2022 Mar 26, 2:07pm

"Video -Ketanji Brown Jackson Was The Judge In The Pizzagate Shooting - Language Warning"
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=196081&source=patrick.net

Guy who shot bullet into Obama's favorite pedo shopping hut got 4 years vs. Ketanji being the patron saint of pedophiles with zero to token lenient sentences.

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Ceffer 2022 Mar 26, 4:50pm

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AmericanKulak 2022 Mar 26, 4:52pm

richwicks says

I don't know much about deGaulle, but I do know the United States government hated him. The US tried to have him assassinated, is the rumor.

Here's an interesting thing I heard from Styx - haven't looked it up yet.

Apparently Stalin tried to poison Tito 3 times. Tito told him after the second attempt, he'd do the same and Stalin Wouldn't survive. The 3rd attempt by Stalin was in late 1952.

Stalin died in 1953.

Then there's the Doctor's Plot.

Maybe Tito did what others couldn't.

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Patrick 2022 Mar 26, 5:11pm

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Ceffer 2022 Mar 26, 7:21pm

Trump cracks me up. He transcends the profanity barrier:

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Ceffer 2022 Mar 26, 7:24pm

LOL! How do you get a fag CNN announcer to go to Ukraine? You don't. More laugh track fake news from CNN.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/58350

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Tenpoundbass 2022 Mar 26, 8:20pm

Ceffer says

Can you say: "faces read contempt"?

That's hilarious, it's as if the whole base knew they gave Joe the pepper pizza.

https://twitter.com/NBCPhiladelphia/status/1507407736736206850?source=patrick.net

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Onvacation 2022 Mar 26, 8:31pm

Mad Max NYC style

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HeadSet 2022 Mar 26, 8:36pm

Ceffer says

LOL! How do you get a fag CNN announcer to go to Ukraine? You don't. More laugh track fake news from CNN.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/58350?source=patrick.net

This is still up on the web as well, like they are still proud of it. By any chance, did any Edmonton firefighters go to Ukraine? Otherwise, this is a blatant falsehood that should take down Don Lemon.

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richwicks 2022 Mar 26, 8:45pm

HeadSet says

This is still up on the web as well, like they are still proud of it. By any chance, did any Edmonton firefighters go to Ukraine? Otherwise, this is a blatant falsehood that should take down Don Lemon.

Haha - how many times has our media been caught straight out lying? I don't even pay attention to it any more.

Propaganda and lies are the rule, not the exception.

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Ceffer 2022 Mar 27, 7:43am

Biden: The slumlord and ritual humiliation viceroy inflicted on the population of the former United States

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Al_Sharpton_for_President 2022 Mar 27, 7:56am

Ceffer says

Biden: The slumlord and ritual humiliation viceroy inflicted on the population of the former United States

Call in an airstrike now!

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BayArea 2022 Mar 27, 9:06am

Ceffer says

Biden: The slumlord and ritual humiliation viceroy inflicted on the population of the former United States

What makes anyone think that money sent to Baltimore will make it less Baltimore?

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Ceffer 2022 Mar 27, 9:14am

BayArea says

What makes anyone think that money sent to Baltimore will make it less Baltimore?

Well, it would do wonders for the crack harvest.

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Ceffer 2022 Mar 27, 9:16am

Tenpoundbass says

Can you say: "faces read contempt"?

Has anybody heard if BIden Actor had his pizza jalapeno shart in front of European dignitaries or not?

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Onvacation 2022 Mar 27, 9:24am

Turns out it's not the Vaxx making anchormen faint.

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15015 Blue 2022 Mar 27, 10:00am

Ceffer says

Tenpoundbass says
Can you say: "faces read contempt"?

Has anybody heard if BIden Actor had his pizza jalapeno shart in front of European dignitaries or not?

I watched it on newsmax, he had a tough time.
The president joined the soldiers at the table for a bite to eat, but the pizza he was served was just a little too spicy. Biden quickly asked for a glass of water to clear his throat.
https://observatorial.com/news/world/68602/joe-biden-chokes-on-pizza-too-spicy-when-sharing-table-with-soldiers/?source=patrick.net

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Ceffer 2022 Mar 27, 10:45am

Maybe Dems should change their mascot to Wile E Coyote: