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Those negotiations for a gross of Boris Johnson monogrammed ribbed condoms in exchange for the prisoners didn’t go so well.

Z runs out of cum to dump on their faces. Requests nutritional supplements.

“Please, Z, can we have some of our laundered money, and, of course, your cum on our faces to parade as badges of honor when we return home!”

Bd6r says

Even in Baltimore City you see these stickers on gas pumps.

zzyzzx says

Even in Baltimore City you see these stickers on gas pumps.

We have them all around town, but unfortunately many gas stations remove them.

Just to be clear here - the shell is heading towards the UMF fucks and away from the grim reaper?

“Yo, Ben. Are you sure there is room in your luggage to smuggle me out? Will there be enough cocaine in there?”

stereotomy says

Just to be clear here - the shell is heading towards the UMF fucks and away from the grim reaper?

Look at who's holding the tube launcher: seems like UMF fucks the reaper here.

Who really gives a flying fuck what the Dpt. of Selective Justice thinks. Does this mean the Rockefellers are mad?

Ceffer says

Agreed:

BURN!

LOL! NATO ratlined Nazis AGAIN!

Do they have amusement parks where they can mock assassinate the Royal Family over and over again?
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through his gray hair. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

Let's continue the Darwin Effect:

They also create the delusion of good/evil symmetry and justice in a world where the forces of evil are overwhelming, corruption is everywhere, nobody respects or abides ethics, and injustice stacks up exponentially and drifts in large wind blown piles all around you while the Satanists continue to feed you an ungapped cascade of lies. I laugh at these TV dramas where one deception is a premise for anguishing guilt, tearing of hair, and official consequences visited on the perp. Then flick on TV and watch politicians commit perjury and treason routinely on a daily basis with no consequences at all.

What are superhero movies so popular? Because we have become a nation of overage adolescents.

Onvacation says

BURN!

🥰

The meme that keeps on giving.

The hill they wanted their unborn children to die on. Guess they will have to rely on post birth vaccine assassination.
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