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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,023,552 views  40,196 comments

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3096   Tenpoundbass   2019 Oct 26, 4:15pm  

Promise me Walter and Marcus you'll do all of your crying at Patnet, and not at Rachell Maddow;s company blog, when shit gets real in the next throuple of weeks.
3104   mell   2019 Oct 26, 5:26pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Priceless
3110   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 26, 5:34pm  

womp womp whaaaaaaamp

3117   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 26, 6:39pm  



HOW DARE TRUMP NOT EXPAND THIS ANTI-ISIS CAMPAIGN TO A GENERAL TURKEY-KURD PEACEKEEPING EFFORT!!!

DON'T END THIS WAR!!!
3118   richwicks   2019 Oct 26, 8:12pm  

marcus says


I find it funny the left has been maneuvered into restarting the Cold War. The only reason the US attacked Syria was to give the Golan Heights to Israel so Genie Energy could mine its old resources.

What is even more amusing is that the left now trusts the intelligence agencies, the same assholes that did MKUltra, Operation PBSuccess, Operation Ajax, and Cointel-Pro. I used to respect the left, until they became stupid.
3119   richwicks   2019 Oct 26, 9:26pm  

marcus says


Hmm, so Obama and George W. Bush were dictators, and I just thought they were absolutely awful presidents.
3121   Onvacation   2019 Oct 27, 1:12am  

marcus says


Guilty! until proven innocent, as soon as they investigate and find the crime.
3124   Tenpoundbass   2019 Oct 27, 7:36am  

TRUMP: “We secured documents and materials relative to the founding and operations of ISIS”

3125   Onvacation   2019 Oct 27, 8:07am  

marcus says

And then Obama killed the seals who killed Osama.
3134   richwicks   2019 Oct 27, 10:33am  

marcus says
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richwicks says
The only reason the US attacked Syria was to give the Golan Heights to Israel so Genie Energy could mine its old resources.


Oh, please tell us more. When exactly was the attack you refer to?


This will be entirely pointless to do, but what the fuck, I've done it hundreds of times.

Genie Energy signed a deal with Israel in early 2013 to mine the oil of the Golan Heights:

https://www.albawaba.com/business/golan-heights-oil--472327

Notice the date of that article. You can find plenty of articles.

The supposed Ghouta chemical attacks happened in August. This was a false flag to give the Obama administration an excuse to attack Syria

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghouta_chemical_attack

This is who is on the strategic board of directors of Genie Energy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_Energy

"Genie Energy's Strategic advisory board is composed of: Dick Cheney (former vice president of the United States), Rupert Murdoch (media mogul and chairman of News Corp), James Woolsey (former CIA director), Larry Summers (former head of the US Treasury), Bill Richardson (former Governor of New Mexico, ex-ambassador to the United Nations and United States Energy Secretary), Michael Steinhardt, Jacob Rothschild, and Mary Landrieu, former United States Senator from Louisiana. "

The entire Syria war was a fucking lie to steal oil. Assad was never attacking his own people, ISIS was created by the United States (I mean, clue in, how the fuck did get all US weaponry, who funded them?), and Americans are gullible and willing to believe any fucking bullshit that their mafia government will shit down their throats. I'm tired of you gullible fuckers allowing this to continue to exist and it's not like it's not widely reported on either:

https://michaelruark.blog/2017/09/09/genie-energy-and-the-golan-heights/
https://www.trunews.com/article/genie-oil-the-syria-goldman-sachs-israel-isis-connection

You stupid, lazy mother fuckers can't put 2 and 2 together, so we're stuck with a mafioso fucking government - because of people like you. You've learned something today, but you won't pass it on, will you? Nope, just don't say anything about the THUGS that are called your "gubermint".

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